Oh god I can picture that log:
"Ok guys, I had a date over the weekend and I really wanted to take full adavantage of all of your advice on this thread. First off, I had to get a good first impression, as this was a blind date, so I sprayed on some scented Dbol, kinda smelled like Gixxer's ass but I figured it must have some pheromones in it or something. She came over and immediately went to the bathroom to "freshen up", I wanted to make sure I could hang all night so I went ahead and did a line of snortable m14add.... picked me right up! She came out of the bathroom wearing my winny titty tassels and nothing else! I knew it was on from there. We started going at but I think she thought I was too small, because she saw my sust-laced strap-on and said "Lets give this a try". She wanted it anal, so I grabbed my anavar lube and started going to town. Just when I thought she had enough and the night was coming to an end, she INSISTED we try out my new, never opened dbol double-sided dildo. I was saving it for a special occasion so I figured this was just as special as any, so I grabbed the rest of the var lube, stuck it up my ass.... said "I'm ready", and to my surprise, she grabbed my camera, took a picture of me with the gigantic veiny monster up my ass and took off running. All in all, I thought it went pretty well, will post before and after pics when I get ahold of her."
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