Blond Jokes.

[db682]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and
peered inside, and slammed it shut a second time. Angrily, back into the
house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder
than ever, almost knocking the box off its post.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which
she replied, "There certainly is!"

(are you ready? ... this is a beauty? )



My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."



db

 

[goin_big]

First thing you've said that I found funny

 

[db682]

Thats why Im here bro. To create happiness amongst my people. Gotta build those facial muscles some how.

db

 

[PC1]

A blonde girl comes home from 4th grade and tells her mother, "mommy, today all the kids in class counted to 30, but I counted to 35. Is it because I'm blonde"?

To which her mother replied, Yes honey

The following day the girl comes home from school again and says "Mommy, today all the kids in class recited from A to M in the alphabet, but I went all the way to Z. Is this because I'm blonde"?

To which her mother again replied, Yes honey it is.

Day Three, her daughter comes home from school and says to mom "Mommy, today in gym, we're learning how to swim, and I noticed my breasts are much more developed than all the other girls. Is it because I'm blonde?"

To which her mother replied,

No dear, it's because you're seventeen