all we do is WIN WIN WIN....FOR A YEAR

[T-Bone]

Girls- The Cows of People.

 

[The Solution]

Did i just crap my pants or did I just drop a load?
Or Both?

 

[NurseGray]

Look Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

 

[kjscatch]

Boobs

 

[T-Bone]

I took a dump in your bed last night.

 

[T-Bone]

My God it's full of stars!.

 

[booneman77]

It feels so right

 

[T-Bone]

The next great supplement is growing in those mountains up yonder.

 

[The Solution]

Is she done yet?

 

[kbayne]

Damn it feels good to be a white boii

 

[booneman77]

What's so sticky? Oh wait, that's me.

 

[frankz2]

My girlfriend said it was her or the gym... Too bad I didn't have time to grab my supp's as I left.

 

[kbayne]

Where the f***is that leprechaun and his gold?

 

[USPlabsRep]

Is she done yet?

or he

 

[NurseGray]

If I stare long enough NurseGray is going to win a years worth of supplements.

 

[money0351]

Just call me "the Garden3r"

 

[kbayne]

Just me and my pubes

 

[rodefeeh]

Ask not what your supplements can do for you but what you can do for your supplements!

 

[rodefeeh]

What would I do for a Klondike bar right now?

 

[jimbuick]

"Change we can believe in."

 

[jimbuick]

"Believe in America."

 

[jimbuick]

"A leader we can believe in."

 

[jimbuick]

"Make America great again."

 

[jimbuick]

"Sometimes it is necessary to be lonely in order to prove that you are right."

 

[jimbuick]

"Nobody should have any illusion about the possibility of gaining military superiority over Russia. We will never allow this to happen."

 

[AlexErdellan]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

[The Solution]

or he

Or

I looked down and then realized it was the wrong gender.

 

[booneman77]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

[booneman77]

"I just came"

 

[kbayne]

In my future I see....pain and gains

 

[The Solution]

What do you mean the gym is closed on Holidays?

 

[justiceTX]

This natty tbooster didn't work. I only gained 12 lbs of Lean muscle in 4 weeks, not 15 lbs like the bottle said.

 

[booneman77]

In my future I see....pain and gains

you're going injectable?

 

[booneman77]

Can you guys see my "clear muscle"?

 

[rodefeeh]

A light shined down upon me and with it were the ingredients to the perfect pre-workout stack!

 

[booneman77]

And he said "let there be GAINS"

 

[jimbuick]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

You really copy and pasted that woman's comment from Elgin's fb page?

And didn't even fix the gorilla warfare part?

Wow....

Dat gorilla warfare....

 

[T-Bone]

I learned it from YOU DAD!, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

 

[The Solution]

barber called and cancelled my appointment WTF is this crap?

 

[jimbuick]

"I wish that elgintensity guy would respect us cross fitters..."

 

[AlexErdellan]

To be fair I copied it from some meme website, that's most likely where she got it too lol it's from 4chan

 

[deuceswild72]

Gosh I'm still pondering what did that big dude meant when he asked "bro do you even lift?"

I do well at least I think I do. I go to the gym check out the ladies, pick up those 15lb dumbbells for a set, text a few of my PC gamer boys, lay on the bench, lift up the bar, put it down, flex in the mirror for the ladies and then leave. So I'm so confused why he asked me that.

 

[USPlabsRep]

instead of picking specific winners. Everyone above this post wins. Send PM by Monday to qualify….

2 bottles for all, 1 bottle will make you a believer, the second a customer forever….

thanks for participating

 

[Abe Lincoln]

Everyone above him what? Lol aren't we all technically above him..

 

[cheftepesh1]

Not sure if won contest or not

 

[Abe Lincoln]

Lol right... Just send a pm and you might of won haha

 

[cheftepesh1]

Lol right... Just send a pm and you might of won haha

I did and it fits the picture well

 

[money0351]

Wait wut?!?!?

 

[schizm]

'He goes back up to see if he posted...What.the.H.'

Lol...well played USP, well played indeed...

 

[kbayne]

Is today the day all my dreams come true? Dreams being gains