Brittany: Picture message
Brittany: Hahaha omg i did not mean to send that to you
Me: Then why does it have my name on it
Brittany: I was sending it to another dom
*this is where I got creative and weird*
Me: Oh yes, sure you did. I understand that I planted my divine scepter of pleasure deep up in you but our relationship was never to be anything more than just a fling. I can see how easy it is to become attached to me, for that I'm sorry but its not my fault at all, I just put out that vibe I guess. It's cute that you were thinking about me and all but rather childish you make me a picture using crayons and colored pencils. That alone constitutes that you don't hold the maturity level of a woman I would even consider dating. I wish you the best in life, I truly do, it just didn't happen like that between me and you. You'll find the right guy somdeday, it just ain't me kiddo
Brittany: Oh don't try and act all cool and aloof, i know it hurt when i told you that picture wasn't ment for you. Dont worry dom, someday someone will see something special in you and I'm sure they'll care enough to draw you cute little pictures like that to brigten your day. just be patient <3
*lets me this even more weird shall we*
Me: It's ok I can understand that type of attitute is expected from someone that was given such a hearbreaker such as I just gave to you. I'm just sorry that you couldn't take the hint that I did not want to pursue a relationship with you. If I led you on in any other way than just a mutual masterbation partner that is your own miscontrued world perspective then. I truly regret to have to say this but in closing, I've definitely had better.
Brittany: Your not worth it. byeeeee!