I got a DUI and was put in jail around 6 pm. I was then moved over to the county jail around 3am, and got a nice breakfast consisting of cereal, bisquits and gravy - which had been pre-blended up I think, and that was it I think. Needless to say I gave it to the guy next to me minus the cereal, and he looked like he was in heaven eating it. He told me later, that not even his wife cooks as good as the jails, which is a reason he keeps coming back..... Got out at noon the next day, went home slept then ate a huge large pizza and started saving for lawyer fees.
If you wanna hear the best part about the story I shall post if asked, and it is one that will kinda blow your mind (doesnt have anything to do getting raped in jail either), but right now I have a stupid biomechanics test I have to study for.