Food in Jail

[natedogg]

yup, a butt pirate.

LOL. I don't know why this is so funny to me. Marines and their childish ways I guess.

[hamper19]

I got arrested for a DUI in nyc once..that sucked. While i was in the holding cells, every few hours they gave us a little cup of cool aide, and "halal meat".....sticking to my low carb diet i traded my bread for some more of the "halal meat"..i kept telling myself ok this is protien (i think)

lesson = dui sucks

I did see people sell a pack of stoges for 40 dollars though.

[cable626]

yea halal meat is regular meat, it's just the way they kill the animal that's different.

[hamper19]

I though it was similar to like a "kosher meat"

i know indian food stores have halal meat

[DR.D]

...If you wanna hear the best part about the story I shall post if asked, and it is one that will kinda blow your mind (doesnt have anything to do getting raped in jail either), but right now I have a stupid biomechanics test I have to study for.

OK, I'm askin'. What happened man!?

[BOHICA]

lol... Ok I was the dumb person and blew. I failed the breathalyzer both times really bad. I was pretty much screwed, and my lawyer even said so. ANYWAY lol, a couple months later my arresting officer pulled this lady over for speeding. She would do anything to not get a ticket, and the officer took her up on that offer. She ended up jerkin him off, and then asked for a napkin to clean up with afterwards. Right after she got done, she drove over the police station, ratted him out and showed them the napkin. LOL, the guy got kicked off the force and all his pending cases got dropped. So as screwed as I was, I ended up with nothing. LOL. I hardly drink anymore because of that though, it was a good wake up call.

[DR.D]

Man, that's funny! You should really find her and shake her hand (after she washes it of course)