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Serious question, what is poop?

  1.  02-13-2005  09:08 AM
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    Serious question, what is poop?


    How come I poop so much? Seriously all that material that comes out is it not digested nutrients? If so why wont my body take those nutrients in..... I mean we say eat 500 over mantience but is that really correct? Think about how much we crap out a day what is that???? I dunno just food for thought i have trouble gaining weight but I sure do poop a lot.



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    Uh, poop and food for thought do not belong in the same sentance. Seriously, I can't see how this is a problem. You probably have a lot of fiber in your diet witch is a good thing. Generally, as long as your stools are not watery, the more you poop the better.Don't complain about it.

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    I was just curious as to how I can poop so damn much out! and it be so hard to gain weight haha! My poop doesnt allways look totally digested too!!!




    Originally Posted by Lean One
    Uh, poop and food for thought do not belong in the same sentance. Seriously, I can't see how this is a problem. You probably have a lot of fiber in your diet witch is a good thing. Generally, as long as your stools are not watery, the more you poop the better.Don't complain about it.

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    Originally Posted by tommyboy
    I was just curious as to how I can poop so damn much out! and it be so hard to gain weight haha! My poop doesnt allways look totally digested too!!!
    I'm imagining you with your head in the toilet examining your poop. Bwahahahahaha!

    I don't mean to flame you bro, but It amazes me the questions some of you guys come up with. It's as if you think we all have PHDs.

    Do you really think anyone on this board can tell you "exactly" why you poop so much?? Well, maybe DR D. can.

  5.  02-13-2005  01:06 PM
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    Originally Posted by Lean One
    I'm imagining you with your head in the toilet examining your poop. Bwahahahahaha!

    I don't mean to flame you bro, but It amazes me the questions some of you guys come up with. It's as if you think we all have PHDs.

    Do you really think anyone on this board can tell you "exactly" why you poop so much?? Well, maybe DR D. can.
    I can.....its cause your full of shiat! j/k

    Don't worry dude, I think most bodybuilders poop alot. I think eating 8 meals a day and lots of oatmeal and protein seems to be a recipe for 3 poops a day. You just gotta learn to enjoy a good poop.

  6.  02-13-2005  02:24 PM
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    I was just curious if I was pooping away all my calories instead of takeing them in..... I figured id get a few laughs too!!!!




    Originally Posted by RobInKuwait
    I can.....its cause your full of shiat! j/k

    Don't worry dude, I think most bodybuilders poop alot. I think eating 8 meals a day and lots of oatmeal and protein seems to be a recipe for 3 poops a day. You just gotta learn to enjoy a good poop.

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    Wink


    I stole this quote from sopranos who probably stole it from somewhere else, but this is 'food for thought' ...

    'why are all three sources of pleasure three inches apart?'

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    idealy 1 meal in = 1 meal out

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    Do you poop that much when you're cutting? I only go every 2-3 days when cutting. When bulking I go 2-3 times per day. If you aren't gaining you should just eat more.

    Certain foods don't digest well, such as corn. If poor digestion goes beyond corn you might want to check with a doctor. Do you feel lethargic in general?

    Or maybe your fascination with poop just means you're... (sorry, just looking for an excuse to use that smilie)

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    Originally Posted by Funny Monkey
    idealy 1 meal in = 1 meal out
    God, I hope your not serious about that......I eat like 8-10 meals a day.....I'd spend all my time eating or pooping. I think ideal for me is like 4-5 meals in = 1 meal out.

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    Originally Posted by tommyboy
    How come I poop so much? Seriously all that material that comes out is it not digested nutrients? If so why wont my body take those nutrients in..... I mean we say eat 500 over mantience but is that really correct? Think about how much we crap out a day what is that???? I dunno just food for thought i have trouble gaining weight but I sure do poop a lot.
    About 1/2 of the dry weight of your poop is dead ecoli bacteria, seriously. It's those bacteria in your intestines that play jokes on you and make you blow methane gas out of your ass So, when you fart....it really isn't your fault. So next time they let one rip and you get blamed for it you can honestly say "I didn't do it"!

    edit: To put it into perspective, each gram of dog poop contains about 20,000 e coli colonies!!!!

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    meerschaum, i dont get it what are the 3 sources of pleasure?






    Originally Posted by kwyckemynd00
    About 1/2 of the dry weight of your poop is dead ecoli bacteria, seriously. It's those bacteria in your intestines that play jokes on you and make you blow methane gas out of your ass So, when you fart....it really isn't your fault. So next time they let one rip and you get blamed for it you can honestly say "I didn't do it"!

    edit: To put it into perspective, each gram of dog poop contains about 20,000 e coli colonies!!!!

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    Originally Posted by tommyboy
    meerschaum, i dont get it what are the 3 sources of pleasure?
    poon/dick, ass, prostate maybe???

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    everything you could ever want to know......

    http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

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    If you think you are not digesting the food properly take some digestive enzymes.
    NOW nutrition has one called Super Enzyme which helps digest proteins, fats, and carbs.

  16.  02-14-2005  09:19 AM
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    Originally Posted by djs2000
    everything you could ever want to know......

    http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
    man that link is raw, people who eat their own crap...yeck

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    I agree eating poo is just straight nasty, one of the first porn videos i saw was a eating some girls ****. out of 5 guys in the room 3 of us where on the balcony gagging and puking. needless to say that video lasted on seconds before we tossed it. To this day still dont have a clue where it came from.

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    Originally Posted by merllin_2000
    I agree eating poo is just straight nasty, one of the first porn videos i saw was a eating some girls ****. out of 5 guys in the room 3 of us where on the balcony gagging and puking. needless to say that video lasted on seconds before we tossed it. To this day still dont have a clue where it came from.
    man, I've got a pretty rough stomach, but I saw this vid a few days ago (read a news story about gonzales attempting to prosecute this company for making 'obscene' material, so I did a search and found their website to see how obscene it was) made me gag like crazy, woman puking into another ones mouth and it went on and on. unreal how gross some people are. BTW: this vid was on their website, not something I paid to see or anything

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