Partially based on a true story:
The newlywed Lanbane ordered 2 bottles of AP as soon as it was available. He cheered and danced in pure joy as he pushed the order button. His co-workers think him to be a drug addict, with all these random pills everywhere. Christmas passed, with Lanbane waking repeatedly late night on Christmas eve, with thoughts that he'd bust into the living room to find Jacob stashing AP in his stocking, while Mullet and Ziri snuggled on the futon. Each time, he met with disappointment. Of course, Ziri and Mullet were there cuddling, but no Jacob with the AP.
Alas, Lanbane did not tell Mrs. Lanbane of this order. 2 orders from Nutraplanet have arrived, and Lanbane has escaped unscathed thus far.... But the AP has yet to arrive.
Will Lanbane survive the arrival of the Ap? Will Mrs. Lanbane beat him down and steal it for her own use?
Stay tuned... Chapter 2 will follow once the box arrives.............