Hot women can hinder a mans gains

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    Question Hot women can hinder a mans gains


    TMUSCLE.com | Issue 629

    Its an article on T-Nation, that has some HILARIOUS punch lines, but still holds some facts. Interesting ones at that.

    here are some exceprts

    But I don't remember any of this stuff when I'm talking to a beautiful woman. Instead, I feel like I'm a small boy again, wheezingly begging my somewhat stern father for an advance on my allowance so I can buy my asthma medicine.

    Predictably, KanDee didn't go home with me. Instead, she went home with this guy who looked like the lovechild of Gollum and Shia Labeouf who, God knows why, wasn't intimidated by her beauty.



    Frustrated beyond belief, I walk home to that which is my metallic mother, father, and secret loverómy garage gym. I strip naked and in-between sets of nude gladiator deadlifts, I channel the albino guy from The Da Vinci Code and flagellate the power rack with my penis while sobbing uncontrollably in an attempt to exercise and exorcise the blond demon, KanDee, from my pants and my soul.


    But its interesting. Yet at the same time, the only time I ever squatted 375 10 times and re-racked it with no help, was when the cheerleaders came in to squat with the wrestling team in highschool. Whats a hemorrhage in the eye anyways...

    Yet lately I have noticed, the less I worry about women in a day, I have explosive workouts. The more I let my mind think about women and stress, I have poop workouts...

    Its interesting... Input?

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    yeah women...
    i can prove they are evil, watch.
    women=time x cash
    women=cash x cash (as all men know time is money, so substitute cash for time)
    women=cash^2 (cash x cash=cash squared)
    women= (√evil)^2 (cash is the root of all evil so substitute √evil for cash)
    women=evil
    ^^math does not lie my friend
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    I agree with this.

    Thats why most people get fat when they marry
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    Bah...I am exactly the opposite...and married.

    I workout with my wife three times a week. We push each other. When she is not there, I puss out sometimes as I don't have my gorgeous bride there with me to impress.

    Previous to her, I would have my BEST workouts when women would pi55 me off...chanel that anger to the weights my man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rochabp View Post
    yeah women...
    i can prove they are evil, watch.
    women=time x cash
    women=cash x cash (as all men know time is money, so substitute cash for time)
    women=cash^2 (cash x cash=cash squared)
    women= (√evil)^2 (cash is the root of all evil so substitute √evil for cash)
    women=evil
    ^^math does not lie my friend
    genious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by permanabol View Post
    genious!
    i am majoring in math
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by votum View Post
    I agree with this.

    Thats why most people get fat when they marry
    That's why you don't marry a woman who doesn't help you better yourself and vice versa. You need to both support one another, and especially when it comes to health, hold each other accountable. Letting your fitness and health go once you get married is downright laziness and should not be an option. Work together, fight together as a couple in and out of the gym and I guarantee you will lift more and look better.
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    ^ thats why when I meet girls now I say, "I am a gym whore by the way"

    One chick who looks very promising actually is very interested and asks me how the gym went most days. She is in america but I plan on taking her to the gym with me if we ever hook up
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    Men have been shown in studies to increase testosterone and cortisol while talking to very attractive women

    the opposite is true with women, except those on birth control .

    look up the study on ergo-log.

    If anything they help me. After i interact with a very attractive women for a while, like lets say 30 minutes, or maybe it would even work for a brief 3-5 minute conversation I funny different then I think back to this study and laugh it off that testosterone and cortisol rose because she is so hot. Laughing decreases cortisol so maybe a person increase testosterone and can decrease cortisol by laughing, and laughing hard. It seems to work like this for myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by smeton_yea View Post
    Men have been shown in studies to increase testosterone and cortisol while talking to very attractive women

    the opposite is true with women, except those on birth control .

    look up the study on ergo-log.

    If anything they help me. After i interact with a very attractive women for a while, like lets say 30 minutes, or maybe it would even work for a brief 3-5 minute conversation I funny different then I think back to this study and laugh it off that testosterone and cortisol rose because she is so hot. Laughing decreases cortisol so maybe a person increase testosterone and can decrease cortisol by laughing, and laughing hard. It seems to work like this for myself

    is that what they call it these days, "laughing"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smeton_yea View Post
    Men have been shown in studies to increase testosterone and cortisol while talking to very attractive women

    the opposite is true with women, except those on birth control .

    look up the study on ergo-log.

    If anything they help me. After i interact with a very attractive women for a while, like lets say 30 minutes, or maybe it would even work for a brief 3-5 minute conversation I funny different then I think back to this study and laugh it off that testosterone and cortisol rose because she is so hot. Laughing decreases cortisol so maybe a person increase testosterone and can decrease cortisol by laughing, and laughing hard. It seems to work like this for myself
    and norepinephrine and dopamine
    i was reading this, for some strange reason
    http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.asp...annerID=675136
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
  

  
 

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