This was something that was my fault.
So there's this good looking older chick that worked out at my old gym. She walks up to me and a friend of mine and asks "is anybody using this?" I said "no." My friend asks "What did she say?" So I say (mocking Jay) "She said 'OOOH I WANNA S**K YOUS GUYS D***S OOOHOOOFF!!!" But I'm an idiot because of course...she's now working out at the machine right behind us and is perfect earshot. We called it quits early that day. Hahaha.