I got mesmerised by a hot brunette's ass as she worked out on the Stairmaster
She then stopped, got off, turned round and cause i was still in fantasy world i got caught gawping ose:
Luckily or me she smiled and moved on to the swiss balls
there was one time i was in the local gym lifting by myself and an old lady from my work showed up and started her workout and i caught her staring at me a couple of times and i just kept on lifting. the next day i came into the small checkout building and that is where she works and she was telling her friends how it was nice to have a young body to watch while working out and it helped motivate her. it was really awkward, so i had to get the hell out of there.
OK my turn...
So I'm visiting this Gym/Meat Market and there is this hot, built MILF on a stepper right across from the free weight area.
I'm on the leg press and throwing the plates on big time grinding out reps....well last rep I'm giving it my all and blow out this LOUD FART. Man, I could hear it over the ipod.
Totally embarassed but laughed myself.
Man this happened to me once at the gym but with a much nicer ending LOL... I caught myself checking out this girl...I looked up and noticed she was looking at me checking her out...So I continued to go about my routine and just think nothing of it.
I moved onto some cable bicep curls on the other side of the gym, which is placed right in front of this huge mirror. This girl comes following me, stops right beside me as I'm working out, grabs a couple barbells and starts doing bent over ant. delt raises while looking up into the mirror at me smiling, her ass arched perfectly only 3 feet away from me and her chest pushed forward perfectly. I was in shock and awe LOL... so I just smile back and continue to check her out a bit too... All the while my girlfriend was in the other room doing some cardio. I was like "damn...what's a man to do" lol...
I end up walking away onto another excercise, and she leaves the room to go somewhere else. Once I'm done I leave my room and am walking through the cardio room to notice her on the eliptical machine...she notices me walking towards her (I have to pass by her to leave the room) and while looking at me, she lifts her shirt right up to wipe her face, showing me her tight tummy and beautiful perky butt. Again I was like "damn...I have a gf, and she's here in the same room" lol...actually, she saw her do this and was wondering "wtf is up with that girl" (she said to me afterwards) so I kept walking, go downstairs to stretch with her.
After I'm done stretching I decide to do some ab work on the swiss ball with the gf, she's working out beside me...well wouldn't you know it - this girl from upstairs comes down, puts her towel down beside me, gets onto her hands and knees and starts doing some ab/core work/stretches too goddamit. She then grabs a swill ball, sits on it and starts doing this circular movement with her hips over the ball while staring into my eyes through the mirror.. My gf saw this and was in shock too lol..she didn't know what to say and didn't say anything till afterwards. I was stuck between a rock and a hard place lmao. But it was pretty freakin funny stuff...this girl had no idea my gf was there. ose:
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was at my old gym finishing up lifting with my old lifting partner. We hit the locker room to grab our things and this guy follows us in and starts undressing. He's one of those that loves to talk to others while he is naked. He then started talking to my buddy and started to demonstrate how to squat.. while he was naked.. i bolted on my buddy cause I really didnt feel like seeing a brown eye winking at me.
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Some chick walked into th e mens locker room last week and just sits down to rest in between these two old guys... It was hillarious..she had no Idea that the rooms were not coed... someone complained and the gym kicked her out..
The other day I was using the free-motion cable machine, and directly ahead a few yards away is a squat rack-tower thing. i noticed a guy and this pretty manly chick working out together head over to it. I do my work out turn around grab a drink of water and see them in it doing squats together, no big deal. Turn back around and finish another set. This time i turn around and shes on his back riding him like a ****ing bull while hes trying to go up and down. Oh god it was hard not to spit the water out of my mouth laughing.
wtf?! While we had a plate loaded bar across his shoulders?!
1)I finished doing cardio and was sitting on the Swiss ball and talking to the trainer who does the aerobic class and a group of guido-like idiots were going by one by one, stepping on the mats and the trainer had to pick on each one(they didn't come as a group) and the last one stepped over the mat and I clapped and laughed out because I was sure he will step on the mat too and the trainer started to laugh too.
2)This idiot was on the treadmill at top speed and he got launched off it. I was on the elliptical near him and I had to stop to laugh.
3)While I was doing vertical press this guy was doing back extensions holding a plate on his back and at each few reps the plate was hitting his head. I was amused by the sheer stupidity of some people.
4)This guy was working out really hard and the trainer said that he will make Ronnie Coleman envy him and I whispered to the guy working out while walking by him "light weight, babay" and he burst in laughter and dropped the weight.
5)This girl was doing some exercise with the same principle as dips using a bench and the preacher curl seat and I was walking towards the preacher curl and she asks me if I want to use the bench and I tell her that I'm done doing chest and she puts her legs on the preacher curl and starts doing her thing. :|
6)The trainer was on the leg press of a guy once and then on the back on another guy that was emulating standing calf raises and I look at him while on the guy's back and start laughing and I ask him if he pays for this job because it looks like a stroll in an amusement park.
7)This guy in the locker room was nude and he scratched his balls with his right hand and he was like what's up and was walking towards me to shake my hand and I was terrified so I told him that I have to use the toilet and ran inside the WC stand. I don't get men who socialize while nude.
There are a lot of other ones, but they're either not funny out of context/written or that I don't remember. All this in 2 months of working out.
I forgot one of the best ones... An old fat lady fell asleep on the lat pull down chair while she was resting in between sets. This was probably the most astonishing moment in the gym I had... Who falls asleep there?
I don't understand the whole naked men and socializing in the locker room. I have learned to avoid trips to the locker room at all cost over the past few years due to this inconvenience. Naked men don't mix like two dicks, ya heard?
I busted my ass in the gym today doing front squats. I sat a lil to far back when i broke 90 degrees. I literally went ass to grass and the bar smacked me in the shins when i let it go. Some knucklehead (me) has the bright idea of taking out the pins in the squat rack. Sad thing was that in a gym full or marines, nobody did sh!t to help me! I had to pick my sh!t up and i bounced.....
Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general. -Rippetoe
yeah the old dudes are something else. they walk around bare naked and then just stand there talking like it aint no thang.
i usually go to a gym in the cbd but its uni holidays now so im going to another uni gym closer to my house. It seems to be full of stranger people, or its more obvious because theres less equipment.
Anyway this average-thin guy walks to the only cable machine and attaches a handle to each low pulley. He then proceeds to do some weird shrug movement for at least 15 minutes and staring at himself like he's moving a house.