I think there's Listerine in my post workout drink :)

jjohn

jjohn

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Hahahahaha!!!!!

This is the weirdest feeling!!! I finish my workout yesterday, and had to take a scoop of Gatorade immediately post workout. I look in my jar, uh oh... Almost no more... So I start paniking looking for sugar, and my buddy gave me a sample of Anabolic Halo... It had just the right amount of carbs I needed, and of course, I knew the doses of the rest of this thing wasn't going to be effective at all.. You know that hype where they say it's been cold processed ans sh1t? Well I think they put Listerine in there. GROSS!

And it is packed with yohimbine, which kept me awake all night.. Congrats again Muscletech...
 
That's the "Patent-Pending Jet Pulverizing, Hammer Milling, Lyophilization Cryogenic Technology" you're experiencing

BEEF CAKE

BEEF CAKEE!!!
 
That's what hammer milling will do to you, so I've heard...try it while your watching porn...
 
Im gonna get some good old fashioned porn and try some hammer milling tonight! Should give me about 15lbs of muscle mass by tomorrow!!! Oh yeah... Lean Muscle MASS!!!!
 
but now you have two heads and only one halo.....

which one wears it? You should invest in devil horns for the other one.
 
Anabolic Halo (and the whole cold freeze marketing stuff) has been in development for a while. I heard the first beta test was done with Arnold for this role:

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I knew it! There was no way he could lift enough to turn blue! I have been trying that for years!!!!!! Ive claimed roids for years.. turn out muscletech is far far ahead of every other company in cryogenic....stuff....
 
Inarius said:
but now you have two heads and only one halo.....

which one wears it? You should invest in devil horns for the other one.
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That must be how they make sure you by the product again, to get a halo for each head.
Those guys over there at muscletech are really brilliant.
 
OCCFan023 said:
Anabolic Halo (and the whole cold freeze marketing stuff) has been in development for a while. I heard the first beta test was done with Arnold for this role:

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Someone needs to chop in a halo over his head, I would but i dont have PS at work.
 
jjohn said:
They truely are. And they make more money than all a bunch of AM sponsors together!
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And Dr. Phil made more money with his weight loss book than all the trainers and nutritionists on AM combined.
Really shows how stupid the general public is.
 
Public stupidity is the most powerfull force in the world today. Think about it.
 
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