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Q. Is there a supplement that will help me gain muscle and lose weight by this weekend ?

A. This weekend eh ? Well can't help you out for this weekend but let me tell you what, we can supplement your impatience for some patience and maybe after a few months you will start to see some changes that will help motivate you for the long arduous task ahead.

Q. I think I have hit a plateau, I haven't seen any changes this week. Is it time for me to start using mdrol ?

A. Woa there fella, like I said bodybuilding is a long term persuit why not supplement some of that easily earned stupidity for some hard earned knowledge. Learn how to diet and train before you go off filling yourself with steroids.

Q. Does a 8 week cycle of Epistane and superdrol clone really require a PCT ?

A. Oh my God we have a winner. Yes you just may be the stupidest person on the planet well deserving of a Darwin award. Just our luck though you'll probably have to settle for man tits and a ruined liver. Tough break. I will have to refer you to the previous question.

Q. I love to eat pizza and McDonalds (there is protein in big Macs right) I just don't want to have to give up my junkfood as I am a bit of a sugar addict, I heard if you take a lot of clenbuterol it doesn't matter what you eat.

A. I have to admit, you have thought this one out. Yes your right take enough clen and it won't matter you'll be dead. What you are is a bit of an idot!

Q. I guess I am a bit of a retard, but I can't seem to figure out how to use the search. I was hoping you guys would take time out of your busy schedule to do it for me, as my time is much more valuable than yours.

A. Yah I'll get right on that...

Q. What is the best creatine?

A. My God, if I hear that question again, I'm going to explode. No offence but year after bloody Year, month after bleeding month, week in and week out day by day, this question gets asked over and over again. I feel I am going to have to reach into my eye sockets and pull out my orbs if I see this question one more time. Ok..Ok I'm calm now whew.... What was the question?

Q. I know this is the supplement section and the FAQ says that steroid questions don't belong here, but I thought I would ignore it and ask them anyway, so should I start I am 20 years old and have a solid 3 months lifting experience, I have read Flex magazine 3 times and have heard
from folks at the gym...

A. What's the point...? Yes you should be ready for steroids now as a matter of fact go out and buy a shitload of Prohormones and take as many as you can before you become physically ill. Once your nuts completely disappear then you will know you have had enuff. There that should take care of that problem.

Q. I am too fuggin lazy to research this product I heard about, so I thought it would be a good idea to start a really stupid fukkin poll. Let me know what you think.

A. Believe me you don't want to know....

Q. Basically, "My brother is heavy and very overweight. He hasn't exercised but a few times in his entire life. What can he take to rip up?"

A. Well basically I would have to refer him to the flame method, since he (or is it you) is too lazy to do any exercise then I have to say get the torch out and start burning if the fat, it may sting a little.
 
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Q. Im a douchebag that's small as hell and likes to grill at bigger hardworking guys at the gym. I also want to be HUGE in two weeks so I can impress a hot girl! Can I take mdrol so I can get big biceps and chest so I have the right to grill at people and impress the ladies? P.S Im 17 years old and I walk around like I own the gym.

A. Yes you can! In fact why dont you buy 3 bottles and do 100mg of mdrol per day! That will make your balls practically non existant and you can collapse of a heart attack or liver failure in a week! Also dont forget, drinking down pure pig lard makes mdrol 100x more anabolic! Drink up!
 
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Pig lard I didn't know that. Live and learn, or in this case die...
 
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Pig lard I didn't know that. Live and learn, or in this case die...
gotta try it man. :dance:

Instead of 15 pounds on mdrol, if you drank piglard every day 3x a day youd probably see s 40 pound gain in 3 weeks. :dance:
 
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Wow serious gains for sure, I wonder is the mdrol even necessary though. Has anyone tried running the lard solo.
 
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Wow serious gains for sure, I wonder is the mdrol even necessary though. Has anyone tried running the lard solo.
oh wow your right just pure lard solo would probably yeild 20-30 pounds in a month man! Gotta make sure it's extracted pig fat, no need for anything else. Pig fat = anabolic make you get that skin stretching effect that mdrol gives you!

Besides who needs Mdrol anyway!? mdrol + pig lard would be so anabolic youd heart would probably explode. :fool2:
 
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Yah I hate when that happens.
 
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Yah I hate when that happens.
all kidding aside, it's kind of sad that ive actually seen question remotely similar to the ones in your FAQ. It's quite sad.

Ive seen people say, ive got a hot date in 2 weeks. how can i lose 30 pounds and get jacked.
 
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Hence my motivation to write the FAQ. Just thought it was kind of funny some of the questions that get asked.
 
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Hence my motivation to write the FAQ. Just thought it was kind of funny some of the questions that get asked.

im 17 years old, my friend got HUGE in a few weeks. He told me he started taking mass tabs. Is IDS PCT good enough after i finish?

I actually saw that once and i almost cried.
just almost...:fool2:
 
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Q. I am going to the beach next week and I need to lose 50lbs. I have been using DAT DERE CELL TECH but I have not seen the Lean body mass it says I should have. Why not? I did a search for Weight Gainers and did not find anything for diet, Why not? Does anyone have a good suggestion on how my fat azz can lose some weight and have wash board abs in 7 days?
A. ..............sigh.........
 
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Q. I am going to the beach next week and I need to lose 50lbs. I have been using DAT DERE CELL TECH but I have not seen the Lean body mass it says I should have. Why not? I did a search for Weight Gainers and did not find anything for diet, Why not? Does anyone have a good suggestion on how my fat azz can lose some weight and have wash board abs in 7 days?
A. ..............sigh.........
If you want to burn fat nothing beats flame. Gram yourself a propane torch and go to town. I guarantee this will work. No pain go gain.
 
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Well it certainly is to us lol
 
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you know whats friken hilarious! I need to tell you guys this story, youll LOVE it.

So I have a health class for college that is required course to pass. I decided to take it early in my freshman year of college. Anyway besides that, the professor makes us do like physical activities for class work sometimes. Makes us run, do some bs girly jumps and stretches, anyway I was sick for a week (really nasty cold and loss of appetite as well as drive for lifting) for a week almost two weeks in fact. I hit my college gym and one of the black guy dicks me out about my bench press when Im sick for a week and havent had the proper food that I should have been eatting, anyway the guy dicks me out about my bench press and then to show off he puts his legs up on the bench and starts pushing two plates for reps. Yesterday was our last day in that class and the same kid asked the absolute dumbest questions you would not even believe. The questions would be on par with can I take mdrol, i dont know how to diet/train but i wanna take it.

He asked, My butt is too big how do you flatten it out or get it smaller and so on, the entire class was just him asking the professor stupid ass questions. It really amazes me that dumb shits can show you off when they have absolute no knowledge or concept of diet/training. He said since this health class, im eatting healthier and I spent like 500 bucks in total on food extra since the class started. Heres what he said "I bought lots of trail mix That just got to me so bad and it really shows you that big and strong doesnt mean wise. Heck that dudes probably on so much **** it isnt even funny, no concept of diet, no concept of training, heck he even said he just started to train legs! :rofl:

Anyway my rant is over but the point is I hate stupid people!
 
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you know whats friken hilarious! I need to tell you guys this story, youll LOVE it.

So I have a health class for college that is required course to pass. I decided to take it early in my freshman year of college. Anyway besides that, the professor makes us do like physical activities for class work sometimes. Makes us run, do some bs girly jumps and stretches, anyway I was sick for a week (really nasty cold and loss of appetite as well as drive for lifting) for a week almost two weeks in fact. I hit my college gym and one of the black guy dicks me out about my bench press when Im sick for a week and havent had the proper food that I should have been eatting, anyway the guy dicks me out about my bench press and then to show off he puts his legs up on the bench and starts pushing two plates for reps. Yesterday was our last day in that class and the same kid asked the absolute dumbest questions you would not even believe. The questions would be on par with can I take mdrol, i dont know how to diet/train but i wanna take it.

He asked, My butt is too big how do you flatten it out or get it smaller and so on, the entire class was just him asking the professor stupid ass questions. It really amazes me that dumb shits can show you off when they have absolute no knowledge or concept of diet/training. He said since this health class, im eatting healthier and I spent like 500 bucks in total on food extra since the class started. Heres what he said "I bought lots of trail mix That just got to me so bad and it really shows you that big and strong doesnt mean wise. Heck that dudes probably on so much **** it isnt even funny, no concept of diet, no concept of training, heck he even said he just started to train legs! :rofl:

Anyway my rant is over but the point is I hate stupid people!
He's probably a Physical Therapy major.
 
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He's probably a Physical Therapy major.

no the dumbshit wants to become a lawyer. If my lawyer ever asked uncertian questions of that caliber i would be out of the office in half a second. I dont pay dumb **** retards to handle me in the court of law.
 
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You should tell him about my flame idea for his butt you can literally light a fire under his azz. :twisted:
 
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you guys have to much free time on your hands :lol: go watch porn or something productive
 
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That's true...
 
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You mean there are nekkid women on the internet? Click click click hmmmmmm. I gotta go now.
 
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you guys have to much free time on your hands :lol: go watch porn or something productive
I jacked off 5 min ago...

Me cantz jackzors off every 5 minz ya know!

Me pepe will drop offzors if me jacked off every 5 minz doncha know :toofunny:
 
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Q. Is Mullet the ****?

A. Fvcking right. Now watch your mouth, and never doubt again.


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I jacked off 5 min ago...

Me cantz jackzors off every 5 minz ya know!

Me pepe will drop offzors if me jacked off every 5 minz doncha know :toofunny:
take 1 aspire and that can help you with that ;)
 
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You should tell him about my flame idea for his butt you can literally light a fire under his azz. :twisted:
he would probably try

He said this as well" Ive been having allergies for the past few weeks and my doctor perscribed me steroids. Now that Im on it I feel really angry at people all the time. I think I have roid rage"

I was about to explode when he thinks of steroids and anabolic steroids interchangeably. OMG Im on steroids that help me breathe from all the pollen in the air. Im going to get so swole on it!

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Tell him to take a shitload of estrogen to combat that roid rage.
 
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hell of a stack good thinking :nutkick:
 
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Q. I have some post-steroid gyno and no supplement seems to correct it and I don't have the current funds to pay for cosmetic surgery. I was wondering if I gave myself a good local anesthetic and had a lot of 'operation research' under my belt if I can perform the surgery myself and remove the gland? I can get all the necessary tools and I can call my buddy who's a vet and get him to help/assist. Do you think this is feasible?

A. Well, anyone want to answer my question?
 
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Q. I have some post-steroid gyno and no supplement seems to correct it and I don't have the current funds to pay for cosmetic surgery. I was wondering if I gave myself a good local anesthetic and had a lot of 'operation research' under my belt if I can perform the surgery myself and remove the gland? I can get all the necessary tools and I can call my buddy who's a vet and get him to help/assist. Do you think this is feasible?

A. Well, anyone want to answer my question?
Does your friend have access to Ketamine:run:?
 
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On a serious note, we do treat people asking these questions a heap of a lot better than other forums do.
 
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Well if your buddy's a vet then why not just have him do the surgery, problem solved.
 
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On a serious note, we do treat people asking these questions a heap of a lot better than other forums do.
Yes.. yes we do, I hope they don't mind that we have a little fun with it. :hammer:
 
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Well if your buddy's a vet then why not just have him do the surgery, problem solved.
Well... I guess this could be feasible. Definitely a keeper in the FAQ!
 

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Hmmm... you guys should get this stickied and then refer stupid questions to this thread! lol :toofunny:
 
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Yes I was thinking just that.
 
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Q. I've been working out for 5 years and done a bunch of cycles before (M1T, 1AD/4AD, Superdrol etc) and i'm looking to do another one. I'm 6'2" and 160lbs. What should I cycle to get some real mass?


a) Obviously the freakin steroids aren't working out for you if 5 years and multi cycles later you are that tall and only that weight. Give up already, or learn to eat right first at least for christ sakes.
 
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Q. I've been working out for 5 years and done a bunch of cycles before (M1T, 1AD/4AD, Superdrol etc) and i'm looking to do another one. I'm 6'2" and 160lbs. What should I cycle to get some real mass?


a) Obviously the freakin steroids aren't working out for you if 5 years and multi cycles later you are that tall and only that weight. Give up already, or learn to eat right first at least for christ sakes.
(reply) [whiney voice on] But I'm eating cooonnstantly, I'm stuffed all the time...I CAN't possibly eat more. I don't know how many calories exactly that I'm eating, but I'm getting enough, I just CAN't gain any weight. [whiney voice off] What if I stacked superdrol, epi, halo and MT's anadrol like my friend did? He gained like twenty pounds in like TWO weeks!
 
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it kills me when someone lists a pile of prior cycle experience, but weighs less than my wife
 
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Q. Oh hai guys! I've been reading for a long time and don't normally post, but I bought 5 bottles of M-drol -- Is it good? Should I have bought it? What is it? Can I stack it with Havoc? What does it do? Do I need a PCT? What is that for? I also bought Pee-Plex (spelling?) as well but my dog ate the whole thing LOL. I am prepared, I already have fish oil and tons of multis and bought 3 bottles of Nolva-dex. Should I go buy another SERM? Where can I buy them from? Can someone link me? Hold on, what is an AI? Is that the Havoc or the Nolva-dex? Will this stack (mdrol/havoc/pplex/nolvadex/multi/fishoil) give me gyno? oh well wtf good luck to me! thanks!

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Q. Oh hai guys! I've been reading for a long time and don't normally post, but I bought 5 bottles of M-drol -- Is it good? Should I have bought it? What is it? Can I stack it with Havoc? What does it do? Do I need a PCT? What is that for? I also bought Pee-Plex (spelling?) as well but my dog ate the whole thing LOL. I am prepared, I already have fish oil and tons of multis and bought 3 bottles of Nolva-dex. Should I go buy another SERM? Where can I buy them from? Can someone link me? Hold on, what is an AI? Is that the Havoc or the Nolva-dex? Will this stack (mdrol/havoc/pplex/nolvadex/multi/fishoil) give me gyno? oh well wtf good luck to me! thanks!

A. :thumbsup:
that has GOT to be the funniest question ive ever seen asked in this faq so far:toofunny:
 

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