To catch a Bodybuilder

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    To catch a Bodybuilder


    Im an avid fisherman as well as a bodybuilder, powerlifter. Im just tickled everytime I open a new bodybuilding magazine and see the latest products out there and the silly names these companies come up with. It's as bad as half the fishing lures out there, they catch the fishermans eye but he never catches a fish with that particular lure.

    Names like Dark Matter?? WTF, is that brains mixed with arginine, Green Magna, White Blood? Last time i checked my blood was red and i want to keep it that way, there are so many more it just kills me. I don't mean to bash any of these companies or products, im sure there all pretty good in their own right, but common to the marketing department, lets quit with the ridiculous names.

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    You aren't talking about Muscle Asylum are you?
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    no, but they definately qualify


    yeah they are pretty bad to, arson, wtf, im hardcore, but dont feel like starting a fire any time soon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big BAMA View Post
    You aren't talking about Muscle Asylum are you?
    Those Special 4-Page Ad-Reports kill me.
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    i was expecting a Chris Hansen youtube video
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    Hahahhah.....

    Chris Hansen: We have the bodybuilding magazines right here: in this "special ad report" your company claims to, "do things to the muscles that you couldn't even imagine," and "this product will pump you into tomorrow!" Now, excuse me, but it's all right here. We have the transcripts to prove that you said these things. What were you thinking?

    MusTech: Uhhh...I don't know what I was thinking...I am ashamed...I can't believe I did this...I don't know what's wrong with me!!!

    hahahaha
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    Billy Mays should advertise stuff like this on TV.
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    recreate!!!


    wow, exactly what are you gonna recreate, the imagination of these companies is going down the tubes, get some payote or something already!
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    yeah me and my buddy back in our freshman year in highschool were throwing around the idea of having our own fishinglure "MasterBate." gotta love immature juvenile humor
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    do what


    sensitive, sensitive, dude, if you read the message i said im sure the products are good, in my humble opinion though, they could do a better job of coming up with names for the products, i mean whats wrong with old fashioned say what you mean and mean what you say, "dark matter" that doesnt really inspire me to even pick the damn bottle up to read the label. i guess im just an old fart. Cant teach an old dawg new tricks, i liked the old days of Creatine xtreme, or Super Fat burners, oh well.
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    lol - I'm with you on the name thing, bro! Life Member of the North American Fishing Club!! Some of the lures and products seem to almost cross eachother! We should have a game sometime....pick a real product name and see how many can recognize it as an obscure supplement or variety of tube bait. HA!!
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    Ha-Ha! The irony... I'll keep this comment silent.

    Dark Matter? Sounds like what I would use to describe my fecal deployment after a night of drinking Guinness Stouts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by matthew76 View Post
    Ha-Ha! The irony... I'll keep this comment silent.

    Dark Matter? Sounds like what I would use to describe my fecal deployment after a night of drinking Guinness Stouts!
    Nice one Matt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by matthew76 View Post
    Ha-Ha! The irony... I'll keep this comment silent.

    Dark Matter? Sounds like what I would use to describe my fecal deployment after a night of drinking Guinness Stouts!
    Need to go create some dark matter now as a matter of fact...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoth1 View Post
    yeah me and my buddy back in our freshman year in highschool were throwing around the idea of having our own fishinglure "MasterBate." gotta love immature juvenile humor
    ORLY?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    ORLY?
    I cant believe you found that!!!!!!! I can get you a shirt from there next time I visit the folks!!
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    It's even worse when idiots on the boards refer to supplements by their marketing names:

    "I'm currently stacking Green Bulge, White Flood, Red Zero, Orange Nitro, Purple Wrath, Black Hole, and Blue Rush".

    So, do you actually expect me to look up all that rainbow crap just to find out that you're taking a bunch of amino's and minerals? What the hell is that.

    REFER TO SUPPLEMENTS BY ACTIVE INGREDIENTS NOT MARKETING NAMES

    You're not taking "Green anything", you're taking a mixture of Creatine and magnesium.
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    I can't stand the names. It's hard enough when people see you taking supps, and then they look at the bottle and it says something asinine. (nevermind the writeup on the other side) It started with my mom when I was young, once she saw the names of some of the things that I was taking, she was convinced that I was juicing. (and I was taking pretty normal sounding stuff..)

    There's PLENTY of great options for names out there that won't make us look like tools. Gotta market to the clueless teenage masses, though.
    The Truth is, there is no Truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    ORLY?
    hahaha what are the odds of that. too funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Shades View Post
    It's even worse when idiots on the boards refer to supplements by their marketing names:

    "I'm currently stacking Green Bulge, White Flood, Red Zero, Orange Nitro, Purple Wrath, Black Hole, and Blue Rush".

    So, do you actually expect me to look up all that rainbow crap just to find out that you're taking a bunch of amino's and minerals? What the hell is that.

    REFER TO SUPPLEMENTS BY ACTIVE INGREDIENTS NOT MARKETING NAMES

    You're not taking "Green anything", you're taking a mixture of Creatine and magnesium.
    LOL! I had to make this after the 'rainbow crap' statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Shades View Post
    REFER TO SUPPLEMENTS BY ACTIVE INGREDIENTS NOT MARKETING NAMES
    Want some anabolic cheese with that whine?

    All kidding aside, you've got a good point. It is pretty ridiculous. Bulk supps ftw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    LOL! I had to make this after the 'rainbow crap' statement.

    You sonuva b*tch you beat me to it.

    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dr Packenwood again."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    You sonuva b*tch you beat me to it.

    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dr Packenwood again."
    I had a very small window of opportunity and a very slow computer working against me. I feel lucky to have finished it when I did.

    :bb3:
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    QUOTE=Al Shades;1247122]It's even worse when idiots on the boards refer to supplements by their marketing names:

    "I'm currently stacking Green Bulge, White Flood, Red Zero, Orange Nitro, Purple Wrath, Black Hole, and Blue Rush".

    So, do you actually expect me to look up all that rainbow crap just to find out that you're taking a bunch of amino's and minerals? What the hell is that.

    REFER TO SUPPLEMENTS BY ACTIVE INGREDIENTS NOT MARKETING NAMES

    You're not taking "Green anything", you're taking a mixture of Creatine and magnesium.[/QUOTE]
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    Yes, supplement euphemisms are great.

    -TF
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    BTW

    you forgot Golden Finish, which makes me think of Golden Showers.

    -TF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Packenwood View Post
    I had a very small window of opportunity and a very slow computer working against me. I feel lucky to have finished it when I did.

    :bb3:
    You ruined a great thing my man. Let the image speak for itself.

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    anabolic skittles with tren? NNICEE! :bb3:
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