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    Thumbs up The ultimate pump.


    Listen up boys, I'm new here and want to let you all in on a little secret. CAULIFLOWER. Thats right! I'm currently on an 8 week cycle of cauliflower and am in week 3 right now. I start off ingesting 2.5 lbs a day, and after that I bump it up 1 pound per week. (so I'm at 4.5 lbs/day this week) The first week there will be very little effect from it, because the anabolic part of the cauliflower is just kicking in- but look out, because in week 2 you will see insane PUMPS! I know a lot of the guys at the gym see me and WHISPER to each other, "that dooshbag is probably on like 80 mgs d-bol because he exploded into a skyscraper in 1 week!" And because of their CRAPPY attitudes I'm not letting them in on my little secret! (unless one of those turd nuggets is reading this right now!)
    Here's the thing, once you hit week 4 there is the possibility of a VEGGIE DROP OFF. ( meaning your body gets used to the insanity from all the anabolic cauliflower, and you will start to run out of steam.) So once you hit week 4, you NEED to stack the cauliflower with 3 lbs of BROCCOLI a day, for the next 2 weeks. By this point you will probably be sending me messages saying how BIG you are, or thank you for the AWESOME secret, or maybe some of you JEALOUS guys will tell me you already KNEW about it. But whatever, this is a very STRICT cycle and you CANNOT deviate from it.
    Now understand that this is an EXTREMELY anabolic cycle, and your testicles WILL shrink. Also, although the cauliflower and broccoli are not methylated or alkylated, this will still be HARD on the liver- so make sure you load up on the MILK THISTLE.
    For a post cycle I would go with 6-oxo EXTREME, or you can be a MAN and just eat straight up raw HORSE testicles. (preferably from the bloodline of SEA BISCUIT)
    Trust me, you do NOT want to feel an anabolic CAULOCCOLI (patent pending) crash, because IT IS NASTY!
    Anyways feel free to try it out, and let me know your results.


    THIS IS WHAT ALL THE JEALOUS MEAT HEADS AT THE GYM WILL BE SAYIN BEHIND YOUR BACK:




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    SIDE NOTE: have fun eating nearly 10 lbs of cauliflower a day in the last week of the cycle! Don't be surprised if your ass turns green!

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    why would you ass turn green? cauliflower is white...now i'm confused.
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    what a waste of 5 minutes!
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    u just wasted 4 minutes of my life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by macedaddy View Post
    what a waste of 5 minutes!
    Come on, it was mildly humorous. We could call this The Unstoppable Stack. Of course whether it's referring to your time in the gym or in the bathroom will be debatable. It may be the only stack that requires you bring a television into the crapper, not to watch while you're in there, but for when you're done so you can play that clip of Jeff Goldblum from Jurrasic Park saying, "That's one big pile of ****."
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    I think it was supposed to be funny... I also think that it failed miserably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoidRageX10 View Post
    u just wasted 4 minutes of my life!
    mission accomplished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dagron View Post
    I think it was supposed to be funny... I also think that it failed miserably.

    yeah, it seemed funny at the time, but now when I read it again today I think its retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by macktrizzy View Post
    yeah, it seemed funny at the time, but now when I read it again today I think its retarded.
    It happens to the best of us. There should be an 'E For Effort' smiley.
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    Aww, c'mon.....A little off-topic for the supp section, but it gave me a little chuckle...

    And besides, if it takes ya 4 minutes to read a few paragraphs, ya got bigger problems than the fact that you just read an utterly useless post
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    the only thing that stack would give you would be deathly gas. if you were in a small room with some people, they might think they are in nazi germany in a gas chamber.. yikes!
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    wow.....have a life?
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    Quote Originally Posted by macedaddy View Post
    what a waste of 5 minutes!
    lol, it took you 5 minutes to read that?
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    funny thing is if you capped some cauliflower root extract and some brocolli phytowhateveritis add a drol to it some of these lazy bums would buy it up megadose it and come back to get advice on pct and gyno
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