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Ronnie Cutler used it for the 2007 Mr. Olympio!!!
Porkonol 9000 is GUARANTEED to add mass if taken according to the directions! Porkonol 9000 is the only supplement currently on the market made from 100% GENUINE dehydrated Asian Swine Fat!
How does it work?
Porkonol 9000 goes to work IMMEDIATELY lining the following areas with a protective coating to prevent damage due to steroid use, supplement overuse, and workout damage:
* Heart
* Arteries
* Colon
* Abdominal "Fat Cushion"
* Gluteal and mid-thigh region
Porkonol 9000 was made by the same company who brought you the porcine miracle - Porkadrex XR - the extended release bacon based superdrug for improving bowel movement greasiness and slipperiness by a factor of 3. You should not take both supplements at the same time, as the slipperier your bowel movements, the less Genuine Asian Swain Fat your colon will retain - and thus, you will not get the full benefits of a protective lipid layer over your coronary artery region.
Porkonol 9000 will give you increased lethargical levels!!! Simply take one 12 oz serving with every other meal, or 3 doses daily, and you are GUARANTEED to pack on the mass in a matter of weeks!
How to prepare for Porkonol:
1. Discontinue Porkadrex XR for at least 7 days to allow your fecal matter to re-solidify.
2. Have a complete lipid profile performed at your physician
3. Enjoy!
4. Discontinue after an 8 week cycle and see the HUGE results, especially in the abdominal, thigh, and gluteal region as the lethargy and porcine lipid technology go to work!!!
5. Get your lipid profile performed again if you desire proof! GUARANTEED increase in LDL cholesterol, and at least a 25% increase in lethargy or your money back!
by MuscleTeck - makers of Porkadrex XR, HamsterBallz 420, and Vitamin BM. And remember the MuscleTeck logo - "If you're eatin' swine, it's mass buildin' time!"
MSRP $69.99 for one 10 pound bucket - good for nearly a week worth of MIND BLOWING MASS BUILDING BOWEL EXPLOSIONS!
Porkonol 9000 is GUARANTEED to add mass if taken according to the directions! Porkonol 9000 is the only supplement currently on the market made from 100% GENUINE dehydrated Asian Swine Fat!
How does it work?
Porkonol 9000 goes to work IMMEDIATELY lining the following areas with a protective coating to prevent damage due to steroid use, supplement overuse, and workout damage:
* Heart
* Arteries
* Colon
* Abdominal "Fat Cushion"
* Gluteal and mid-thigh region
Porkonol 9000 was made by the same company who brought you the porcine miracle - Porkadrex XR - the extended release bacon based superdrug for improving bowel movement greasiness and slipperiness by a factor of 3. You should not take both supplements at the same time, as the slipperier your bowel movements, the less Genuine Asian Swain Fat your colon will retain - and thus, you will not get the full benefits of a protective lipid layer over your coronary artery region.
Porkonol 9000 will give you increased lethargical levels!!! Simply take one 12 oz serving with every other meal, or 3 doses daily, and you are GUARANTEED to pack on the mass in a matter of weeks!
How to prepare for Porkonol:
1. Discontinue Porkadrex XR for at least 7 days to allow your fecal matter to re-solidify.
2. Have a complete lipid profile performed at your physician
3. Enjoy!
4. Discontinue after an 8 week cycle and see the HUGE results, especially in the abdominal, thigh, and gluteal region as the lethargy and porcine lipid technology go to work!!!
5. Get your lipid profile performed again if you desire proof! GUARANTEED increase in LDL cholesterol, and at least a 25% increase in lethargy or your money back!
by MuscleTeck - makers of Porkadrex XR, HamsterBallz 420, and Vitamin BM. And remember the MuscleTeck logo - "If you're eatin' swine, it's mass buildin' time!"
MSRP $69.99 for one 10 pound bucket - good for nearly a week worth of MIND BLOWING MASS BUILDING BOWEL EXPLOSIONS!
