Rhapsody
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I gave a bottle of UCP-1 to my best buddy.
He's in excellent shape but was trying to get his six pack to come in. Already has a 4 pack but lacks the two on the bottom.
He called last week, waking me up..........all confused and worried. He had broke out in a rash ALL OVER.
We walked through the usual things that would cause a reaction...what he was taking........who he last slept with
, etc. Nothing fit. I told him to take some benadryl and let me go back to sleep. 
He called back that night.........itching...and the redness had increased. He said it started after he went to tan the day before. I told him he probably caught a yeast infection from the tanning bed and I'd give him something for it the next day when I see him.
THEN he woke me up in the middle of the damn night.........screaming he had MONKEY POX and was headed to the E.R. He couldn't stand the rash.....LOL
That's when it hit me...........LOL I forgot to tell him about the rash...... ROFLMAO
He was sooooooooo damn mad, cussing me every breath......said I was trying to kill him ..........ROFLMAO. I told him to read the side of the bottle.....and it was there .."RASH".
He lost 6 pounds in almost 2 weeks...........but now won't start back on cause of the rash.
I just forgot to tell him.......lol
He's in excellent shape but was trying to get his six pack to come in. Already has a 4 pack but lacks the two on the bottom.
He called last week, waking me up..........all confused and worried. He had broke out in a rash ALL OVER.
We walked through the usual things that would cause a reaction...what he was taking........who he last slept with
He called back that night.........itching...and the redness had increased. He said it started after he went to tan the day before. I told him he probably caught a yeast infection from the tanning bed and I'd give him something for it the next day when I see him.
THEN he woke me up in the middle of the damn night.........screaming he had MONKEY POX and was headed to the E.R. He couldn't stand the rash.....LOL
That's when it hit me...........LOL I forgot to tell him about the rash...... ROFLMAO
He was sooooooooo damn mad, cussing me every breath......said I was trying to kill him ..........ROFLMAO. I told him to read the side of the bottle.....and it was there .."RASH".
He lost 6 pounds in almost 2 weeks...........but now won't start back on cause of the rash.
I just forgot to tell him.......lol