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    Exclamation Chem junkies needed:


    Can you guys enlighten us to what all this crap is:
    Testabolin: Increased Mass, Decreased Body Fat, And More Intense Workouts
    It has taken decades for scientists to isolate the world’s purest anabolic chemical which is known for its anabolic properties essential to growth and cellular proliferation. A monumental leap in laboratory processing has been developed to produce a “100% pure anabolic” chemical. And now, it is exclusively engineered into this state-of-the-industry anabolic innovation – Testabolan.

    Testabolan is the single greatest anabolic innovation ever to hit the bodybuilding industry. The revolutionary development of the exclusive matrix of anabolic chemicals known as – Hydroxadiol impacts the body’s anabolic systems so significantly it will soon hale as the greatest development since the use of steroids for building muscle.

    The Hydroxadiol matrix in Testabolan creates an Anabolic Avalanche by:

    Increasing protein synthesis to rebuild muscle.
    Stimulating metabolism to accelerate cellular functions
    Increasing androgen formation
    Increasing androgen activated muscle growth
    Increasing intracellular nitrogen and glycogen content
    Increasing myofibrilar proteins expanding muscle size
    Increasing erythrocytes (formation of red blood cells)
    Decrease inflammatory responses by reducing cortisol release.
    Increase VO2 Max and workout capacity
    Lowering cholesterol levels
    Testabolin Supplement Facts
    Serving Size: 1 Capsule
    Servings Per Container: 84
    Amount Per Serving
    Hydroxadiol™ 536.7 mg
    Proprietary Matrix: 25-hexahydroxycholest-one™ (Patent Pending extraction yielding 2B, 3B 14alpha, 20B,22,25-Hexahydroxycholest-7-en-6-one) 26-Hydroxydiocine™ (26-0-beta-1-glucopiranosil, 22-hydroxifurost-5-en-3-beta,26diol,3-0-beta-diglucoramnoside) Isolated embryonic oglio-peptides, inositol hexaphosphate
    Testabolin Other ingredients: Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate.

    Testabolin Suggested Use:
    Athletes 180lbs or less: Take 1 in the morning upon rising and 2 at night just prior to bed. Athletes 181lbs and heavier: Take 2 in the morning and 2 just prior to bed.

    Thanks in advance

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    It looks like an ecydy product. It may be solid (for what it is) but I avoid products that attempt to sound like gear when they're not.
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    Especially when it looks like they just make up their own chem nomenclature. lol
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    Appreciate the info guys.....I am dumb when it comes to chem...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahright View Post
    It looks like an ecydy product. It may be solid (for what it is) but I avoid products that attempt to sound like gear when they're not.
    I don't want to sound like a ****, but that list of ingredients sounded mighty familiar, so I did a little more looking. It didn't take too long - but here is what I just discovered. The ingredients listed above are the same exact ingredients as are in 1 1/2 bowls of Lucky Charms cereal!!! And lets not forget, LCs are magically delicious. Who would have guessed???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau View Post
    I don't want to sound like a ****, but that list of ingredients sounded mighty familiar, so I did a little more looking. It didn't take too long - but here is what I just discovered. The ingredients listed above are the same exact ingredients as are in 1 1/2 bowls of Lucky Charms cereal!!! And lets not forget, LCs are magically delicious. Who would have guessed???
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    Only reason I asked aboput this is that it is listed with the pro-steroids ona certain online web store.....figured it might be something new....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kjkriston View Post
    Only reason I asked aboput this is that it is listed with the pro-steroids ona certain online web store.....figured it might be something new....
    Hey, I was just having fun. I wasn't trying to bag on you. I ask plenty of questions myself.
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    I know...I laughed myself....I wasnt serious with that comment....s'all good
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