I guess while we're on the subject of doing/eating stupid things I should say I almost ate my deoderant for breakfast this morning. I kept looking at my Right Guard, reading the label looking for nutritional information and what not. Couldn't find it, went back to watching news, went back to the deoderant, looking. Took me a few minutes to catch on. I bought these new cottage cheese things for a snack/quick breakfast so I needed to know the nutrition info for my spreadsheet. But, since I'm not really fully conscious until noon, I kept looking at the Right Guard and wondering where the hell the macros were.
I'm definitely a sight in the morning. I've worried/amused more than a few girlfriends with my behavior. One time left the house dressed in a nice button down, leather boots, cowboy hat, but no pants. Came back ten minutes later. First thought upon leaving the house was that it was a bit cold out.
I've also gargled shampoo (you figure that one out fast) and and left q-tips in my ears without realizing it. Then drive to work for an hour, constantly hitting the windshield spray cleaner and rubbing down the inside of the windshield because everything is dirty/foggy, only to realize I forgot my damn glasses. Forgot to shave half of my face more than a few times, wore unmatching shoes or totally forgot to put shoes on, etc. It's why I favor later shifts these days.
