At one time someone on here had a thread going on increasing, errr ...volume.
If memory serves me well, it was called something like "Back Up Several Steps Because I’m Just About to Shower the Entire Neighborhood with Spluge/I’ve Become Frighteningly Similar to a Human Seminal Rainbird - Stack".
Now - that may not have been the exact name, but I think if your search under that name, you’d probably find it.