Sesathin and THC interaction:
03-29-2005 06:35 PM
03-29-2005 08:08 PM
Lean, like I already said, I've smoked 2 J's the night before a test and still passed. I've totally mastered the urinalysis. Now, it's those damn hair follicles that piss me off! Theoretically, of course. Good link, Ero's got some intresting info for sure!
Originally Posted by Lean One
03-29-2005 08:10 PM
the Urinator is the best fake penis/peeing machine I've come across, but it was a long time ago. Kept great temperature, looked real, and it came with some synthetic piss too.
Lean One, they will test you. It's almost guaranteed. I do hiring for a large phone company right now, and there are a number of driving positions involved. Drug tests are required for any new hire and/or license upgrade or change. While the company I'm working for right now might not be representative of who you're with, I'd bet on it. They have a union and their members get treated like gold. If there was something they didn't have to do, they wouldn't do it. Basically lay off the grass for now and burn afterward.
I know the feeling. I came out of seeing The Ring II recently and I smelled pot and I felt real damn nostalgic and wanted to toke up with my girlfriend, who still gets stoned whenever she wants, and get laid like I used to, and then raid the fridge. I was so stoned in high school I don't remember most of it. But now I have no time anymore. Upside is I recently quit smoking. Again. BP was too out of whack. So now technically I have no unhealthy habits unless you count chips and salsa.
03-29-2005 08:46 PM
What's the secret?
Originally Posted by DR.D
Any secret for mouth swabs?
I've got a bro who's a pothead, and could use this kind of advice. Id' rather he just quit to get the job, but anythign works. LOL
03-29-2005 08:59 PM
Mostly just what I posted before: water, b-complex, motrin and creatine. Pot was the most honest drug I ever tried. It never told me lies and I have no issue with a man that smokes. I miss it actually, I think, it's been so long I'm not sure anymore! Swabs are about the same as a pee test as far as detection times.
Originally Posted by kwyckemynd00
03-29-2005 09:17 PM
Awesome, I'll be passing this info along to the older bro. Save him about $40 on one of those stupid kits You da man!
04-02-2005 02:23 AM
is there ANY way to pass the hair test? I mean, my hair grows so much and so fast, you mean to tell me that there is still THC in there?
i was going to do some police cadet thing but i decided not to because i was afraid of doing the hair test.
04-02-2005 06:25 AM
Shave your head and wait!
Actually for urinalisys if they are not doing the testing onsite (That is, the sample gets sent to a lab) Pull out some of your pubes and throw them in the cup. When the sample is inspected they will not be allowed to test it because it has been contaminated. They will call for another test shortly thereafter but you can be ready for it at that point.
BTW that little trick was used successfully in my unit in the Army, and passed on by the Company Comander because usually it's 1 dirty piss and you are discharged.
04-02-2005 06:52 AM
I've got it! Why don't you stop smoking that crap? My younger brother is dumb as a post and slower than a blue hair on a lark because of all the stuff he did. He can't remember where he puts his keys 10 minutes after he lays them down. That my friend, is a great way to pass a piss test. I like flames so flame away.
04-02-2005 07:40 AM
I won't flame you, I'll just ban you if you cannot keep your judgemental coments to yourself. There are those amoung us that use canibis and other enthogens in an inteligent manner and with respect. For some of us, these substances are a tool to aid in opening the mind and enhancing spirituality. Stop acting like a child and get off the thread. You've been warned...
Originally Posted by Mike Ryan
As for the hair test, you could try this, but I cannot vouch for it's effectiveness.
04-02-2005 11:29 AM
It true, some people get stupid on it. But I've known some very intelligent guys who smoked pot 4 or 5 times a day(total pot heads) so it's all very individuallized, just like the effects. Some people it just makes them tired, while others have get wonderful insights. I don't do it because I'm scared of the hair test. The kits offer money back if it doesn't work, but I've known too many people that failed and lost thier job. I just can't take the chance. If anyone has ever passed a hair test on pot, I'd like to hear from them!
04-03-2005 08:23 AM
www.ureasample.com - good resource!
Originally Posted by DR.D
Why would have thought they sell urine??
04-03-2005 11:01 AM
Supposedly there is the "maccujo method" for hair tests.
04-03-2005 06:40 PM
That's an interesting thread on hair treatment, thanks for the link! Makes me wanna come out of retirement. Remember, we still need to go fishin' sometime
Originally Posted by PastorofMuppets
04-03-2005 08:05 PM
lol vinegar, clean and clear, tide! that's so crazy it just might work!
it reminds me of that simpsons episode when lisa gets gum in her hair and marge is like, "that's okay, lets just put some mayonaisse in there...." then after that she's like, "no, or is it peanut butter...."
04-03-2005 08:13 PM
PastorOfMuppets...Dr.D...fishi ng trip...hmm...sounds okay.....BUT, if that chick in your avatar (Pastor) is going, I'm inviting myself and there is nothing you can do about it
Originally Posted by DR.D
04-04-2005 08:07 PM
I have a good friend who works on a tug and he has to test before he sails. What he does is drink gallons of water right before he tests. It will generally come up a "dilute neg" which is not acceptable but by the time his results come back usually 2 weeks he has had time to clean out. Not a scientific way to pass but it has worked for him numerous times.
04-04-2005 10:09 PM
That would work if he took 10g of creatine that morning too
Originally Posted by Bering C
04-05-2005 12:03 PM
The only issue is that some places check the color, and if it is too clear, will make you wait a half hour and piss again.
04-05-2005 11:16 PM
This method worked only because he would have a 2 week saftey period before he was back to civilization and would have to test again and by that time he would HOPEFULLY be clean.
Originally Posted by Redeemer
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