Whats the worst name you've seen a supplement named?

[Drizzie88]

Just a fun thread...

I was listening to the radio and a C0mplete Nutrition commercial came on and they were promoting a supplement called "MANCORE"... I literally used that as a joke a few weeks ago when someone asked me what I take! I said "MANCORE" bro it makes me more manlier than you could ever be. Get on my level.

So, what's the corniest name you guys have ever seen?

 

[mr.cooper69]

There is an entire line (right here on nutra) called side effect sports.

 

[JD261985]

I just hate the companies that sell legal herbal test boosters naming their supplements after steroids. Like calling a supplement methyl test when its just tribulus.

 

[mr.cooper69]

I just hate the companies that sell legal herbal test boosters naming their supplements after steroids. Like calling a supplement methyl test when its just tribulus.

The worst are companies that make you have to open up chemspider and draw molecules only to find out the fancy nomenclature is arginine.

 

[Drizzie88]

The worst are companies that make you have to open up chemspider and draw molecules only to find out the fancy nomenclature is arginine.

Lol. I always think of those "Legal Steroids" in BB magazines. People actually spend $400.

 

[Myokemist]

Traditional Medicines Chocolate Smooth Move

 

[Drizzie88]

Traditional Medicines Chocolate Smooth Move

All those supps that they throw alpha in front of...

 

[howwedo107]

Anatar p-70

 

[Resolve]

PhuckPhat or something like that...

 

[VaughnTrue]

remember the pre-workout that was called "Garbage"? I do.

 

[Jiigzz]

The worst are companies that make you have to open up chemspider and draw molecules only to find out the fancy nomenclature is arginine.

This. A friend of mine bought ripped freak (which costs $50NZD for 28 days) which has all its ingrediants listed in chemical formula names (Caffiene, Green Tea Extract + Raspberry Ketones) to make it seem fancier.

The same products from you guys at SNS cost around $7.44 per month.

Makes me sick

Off topic but gotta vent somewhere haha

 

[Drock1234]

Pink Magic

 

[lamonster14]

Bpi's grp6 haha cmon now.

Anything cellucore.

 

[lamonster14]

Bpi's grp6 haha cmon now.

Anything cellucor.

 

[Drizzie88]

Bpi's grp6 haha cmon now.

Anything cellucor.

C4 ! Yeah dude I want explosives in my drink.

 

[Drizzie88]

Pink Magic

Yeah, I never got that

 

[BigRigg]

Ejaculoid... Lol

 

[howwedo107]

Ejaculoid... Lol

Works tho!!! Lol

 

[Sean1332]

https://www.shop.healthesupplements.com/images/1186093600415-1701603105.jpeg

I actually want to try it just to say I have. Zero fat, 400g carbs, 130g protein.

*mix one serving with one gallon of milk

 

[BigRigg]

https://www.shop.healthesupplements.com/images/1186093600415-1701603105.jpeg

I actually want to try it just to say I have. Zero fat, 400g carbs, 130g protein.

*mix one serving with one gallon of milk

I've tried it! Love that stuff

 

[Sean1332]

I've tried it! Love that stuff

lol ya right

maybe I'll start a "Russian bear, C4, Crossfit" log

 

[Piston Honda]

For when I'm carbing up:

 

[BigRigg]

lol ya right

maybe I'll start a "Russian bear, C4, Crossfit" log

It's actually very good tasting lol, I never did the gallon but just 1 scoop at a time

Vitamin shoppe sells it for like 32$

 

[Sean1332]

It's actually very good tasting lol, I never did the gallon but just 1 scoop at a time

Vitamin shoppe sells it for like 32$

you can't be a Russian bear unless you throw it in a gallon of whole milk tho!!!

 

[BigRigg]

you can't be a Russian bear unless you throw it in a gallon of whole milk tho!!!

Aww man... No one told me that
This blows...

 

[snagencyV2.0]

remember the pre-workout that was called "Garbage"? I do.

yup me too

There is an entire line (right here on nutra) called side effect sports.

wow was unaware

I just hate the companies that sell legal herbal test boosters naming their supplements after steroids. Like calling a supplement methyl test when its just tribulus.

an herb called methyl test???
i musta missed that one

there was a product out long ago, maybe 10yrs or so, called Orange Speedball..in fact may still be around today.

i know the play on the KIC was supposed to be catchy in GAKIC, but still
CREAKIC as well..eish

i'm trying to think of some joe weider products from the 80s that were classic, but thought is eluding me right now..

Smilax was pretty silly - both the name and the ridiculous purported test-boosting benefits (which were non-existent)

 

[snagencyV2.0]

you can't be a Russian bear unless you throw it in a gallon of vodka tho!!!

fixed

 

[Dewey99]

There is an entire line (right here on nutra) called side effect sports.

Side Effect Sports takes the cake. I notice that all of their reps on another forum quickly changed their signatures to SES since it didn't sound nearly as terrible.

 

[BigRigg]

Side Effect Sports takes the cake. I notice that all of their reps on another forum quickly changed their signatures to SES since it didn't sound nearly as terrible.

I laughed out loud when I saw that company the first time

 

[PowerHouse555]

M U S C L E T E C H

 

[kateean2]

Traditional Medicines Chocolate Smooth Move

 

[tin gorilla]

The Curse. Hands down worst name ever and a rubbish product. Complete with skull and flaming eyes on the label.

 

[Cordeen]

BAM (Bad Ass Mass)

 

[Drizzie88]

Was doing some browsing and found a BCAA supp called "Gear" lol

 

[snagencyV2.0]

Was doing some browsing and found a BCAA supp called "Gear" lol

which of course brings up Legal Gear Sciences

 

[hvactech]

which of course brings up Legal Gear Sciences

lol

 

[RenegadeRows]

remember the pre-workout that was called "Garbage"? I do.

I loved that one! It was prepackaged servings and came in the tin can

 

[RenegadeRows]

Those fake steroids, like "D-Bawl" and "Trenabologne" (sandwhich). You know which ones I mean. The labels have barn yard animals on them.

"Forskolin" - always read it "foreskin"

 

[Dewey99]

You younger guys won't remember this, but what about this chocolate supplement that helped you lose weight:

It was pronounced AIDS and was marketed before HIV was talked about. It was sadly ironic - "Get ayds and lose weight".

 

[snagencyV2.0]

ha
i'm an old guy and i still don't remember that shyte!

 

[uforce]

There is an entire line (right here on nutra) called side effect sports.

saw the thread title.....and immediately came in to post this^^^. very bad choice of name. very bad.

 

[bioman]

Anabolic Extreme Annihilation....seriously, makes me think that taking it will cause me to freak the F out, tear my shirt off and start hurling my own feces at random people.

 

[bigintensions]

BPI- anabolic elite with the red warning labels on the top that say anabolic.

And that new company called baddass nutrition

 

[Drizzie88]

BPI- anabolic elite with the red warning labels on the top that say anabolic.

And that new company called baddass nutrition

BadAss Nutrition is taken? ****! I have to warn my investors we can't use that name now! I was gonna open my own supp company called B.A.N!

 

[OnionKnight]

h-roid and halotest

wtf were they thinking aming pmag clones after hdrol? next thing will be an overdosed msten-dmz stack called "4-dhea"

 

[bigintensions]

Bpi's anabolic elite with the red warning label on the top that says anabolic.

And that company called baddass nutrition.

 

[Drizzie88]

h-roid and halotest

wtf were they thinking aming pmag clones after hdrol? next thing will be an overdosed msten-dmz stack called "4-dhea"

They did just the opposite already. There was already a DHEA derivative out there called Halodrol MT. Gaspari made it after a PH ban... Good ****. I put on 20 lbs no sides! Right..........

 

[snagencyV2.0]

They did just the opposite already. There was already a DHEA derivative out there called Halodrol MT. Gaspari made it after a PH ban... Good ****. I put on 20 lbs no sides! Right..........

great, great point

the Halodrol bastardizations by Gaspari get my vote over anything else, period
simply due to the fact that as you say once the steroid that it was got banned, they kept the name while changing the formula simply to keep sales rolling from ppl who didn't know the difference
(not to mention the archaic nomenclature they used originally to attempt to hide the fact it was a steroid)

not only once..not twice..not three or four times..
i think there were 5 or 6 versions Gaspari made of that product after it was no longer a steroid

bad, bad, bad

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[Resolve]

BadAss Nutrition is taken? ****! I have to warn my investors we can't use that name now! I was gonna open my own supp company called B.A.N!

Dammit, now what am I supposed to invest in?! That was my ticket to the sweet life!

 

[AZMIDLYF]

MegaMass 2000 protein