Yohimbine... uh... Random "side effects"? Sperm related

[Gator762]

I just dropped $150 on Taco Bell and popped 10 of my grandpas Viagra pills along with 10,000 grams of Tongkat Ali to assure I would be properly suited to experience this new world wide phenomenon but all that happened was I just shat my brains out all while having a raging boner.

That sounds like an epic YouTube challenge!

[Drock1234]

You have the same problem as Rafi. If anyone saw the season finale of The League...

[00S4Boy]

Ok, so it has been a while since I've publicly embarrassed myself, figured it was well past due time to do so! So here you go, some entertainment for all of you random peeps out there.

I have always responded pretty well to yohimbine, some would say in an orgasmic fashion. Great energy, good weight loss, focus, sex drive, etc. Awesome, great. So here goes the kicker with one little side effect, one that doesn't really affect me much but I wanted to see if I'm the only fish in this pond here.

Everytime I have Y, well, let's say my sperm production increases. FAST. I mean, I take one at 9AM and at 10AM I'm already in go mode. You're probably sitting there and asking "wtf is this guy talking about. Well, let me tell you a tale:

I drink my morning coffee along with the Y. So comes about 10:30AM and it's my time to take a dump, just like any regular Joe. And don't get me wrong, I love my alone time faxing away my extras. Probably just as much as the next person, but now it makes me wonder if perhaps a little bit more than the next person. So I sit there, I get paid, I kill some time, I play some games on my cellphone, just like everyone would love to do.

Ok, so here's the point of the topic: everytime I take Yohimbine, as I go to take a sh!t, I as any regular human being piss during it. Only difference is, when I'm on Y (and this will kick in from day one, not something built over time) after I'm done peeing I still feel like I need to go and my last little bit is well, not actually pee, I jizz in the toilet. Clear as day that is straight up cum in there. Not that I have a hard on, not that I was exicted before, nothing like that. I just straight up shoot a load after, completely soft. Like I said, I love pooping, but I wouldn't go as far as saying it's orgasmic to me.

Alright, so now that I've embarrassed myself and given everyone a good laugh, anyone else experience this "side effect?".

This is my christmas gift to AM.

Serious response not a doctor but could the yohimbine be effecting your prostate. What I was trying to conclude as a logical explanation if your prostate is swelling from the y as you urinate most of it comes out fine but that last little but doesn't have enough force from the bladder to drain past your prostate so when you give that extra little push to get it out somehow you are actually pressing upon your prostate as well causing this release. Not a doctor so I don't even know if what I just stated is medically possible just trying to use layman's logic and deduction.

[Sean1332]

So his turd is milking his prostate and gets him off in the toilet?