Liver tab stench!

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    **News Flash-Two Die in Deadly Gas Explosion**


    This just in

    Two young adults died last night while fockin in their Apartment. Its reported that 24 yr hemotep and his gf were makin sweet love under the covers when a loud explosion emitted from his rear. A foul, nauses odor soon filled the airspace underneath the blanket and due to the hardcore fockin induced heavy breathing, the two were quickly overcome by foul smelling fumes which could be dected as much as two miles away. Some residents even reported seeing a yellow/brown fog rising from the apartment building minutes after the eruption was felt. The national geological survey seismologists reported measurements up to 3.0 on the richter scale after the 12:38 am explosion.

    Ok, I love my liver tabs, but my girl doesnt. Nothing sucks more than having to stop pounding on that ***** just as she as she's about to cum in order to avoid the above story. Ive tried ginger root with no luck, gas-x and such works a little but is really pricey. Anyone have any suggestions?
    Last edited by hemotep; 02-20-2003 at 01:43 PM.

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    Digestive enzymes. Try Super Enzymes from NOW! Foods. Cheap as hell and effective

    http://www.vitaglo.com/2962.html
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    Oh, I might recommend changing that topic. In the world we live in now where terrorism is real threat, it's bad taste.
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    yeh, title change might be in order... funny as hell though

    digestive enzymes may do the trick as sheesh says... if not, duct tape yo ass shut
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    just dutch oven her and have a good laugh about it
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    I tired to change it, but I guess I did wrong...thnx to whoever did it.

    I emailed DPS to see if they could get em, and was told they'd put them on order.

    I get a good laugh about the after fart, but I gotta do it another room so its not so funny anymore
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    I changed it, and try digestive enymes by TwinLabs if you can't find NOW, basically the same thing.
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    Im sorry but that story hemotep wrote was absolutely atrocious. Im glad I havent eaten yet.
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    phew... clear the room
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    just a side note to nasty sides of liver tabs, don't ever for any reason bite one. I would rather eat my own ass than chew a liver tab (to see what it tastes like, before you ask).
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    My 3rd day on liver tabs...first day I had 8, yesterday I had 12, today I'll do the whole 16. No gas so far...(diahrea once, but that might be the huge amounts of protein)...let's see what happens.

    By the way, is it possible to fart undetected if you're moving? If I'm with a girl, I'll move *with* her to another room, and fart as I'm walking. I was wonderin if you think the permeation stays with you as you move, or if it gets left behind right after the emission. Either way, it's always a pain to stall her so she doesn't go back to that room for awhile. (this is non-liver tab related gas emissions)
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    Rofl man, me and my farts are also a problem.

    I dont think any other sport worries or has as many complaints about their farts as people who lift weights.

    We are definitely great.
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    Originally posted by baham99
    By the way, is it possible to fart undetected if you're moving? If I'm with a girl, I'll move *with* her to another room, and fart as I'm walking. I was wonderin if you think the permeation stays with you as you move, or if it gets left behind right after the emission. Either way, it's always a pain to stall her so she doesn't go back to that room for awhile. (this is non-liver tab related gas emissions)
    What you just described is called "crop dusting"..it is a highly complicated manuver that invloves holding the ass cheeks together (without the use of your hands ) while simultaneously (so what if I cant spell) contacting and relaxing the anal sphincter.  This allows you to expel the methane gas at a controlled rate while dissipating it in the air giving you the abiltiy to "cover up" the act so-to-speak.  To perfect this skill will take practice, vigilance and a calm demeanor.

    Good luck and godspeed.

     

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    hahaha... lg is obviously advanced with this technique
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    Keep a fiber supplement handy and a digestive enzyme too, they work great against those things but you cannot do much, protein = farts specially with those liver amino acids flowing around.
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    But see, the thing is, I like the smell of my own farts...I wonder why other ppl don't.
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    Yes, farts are like religion and opinions...everyone's but your own stink.

    By the way, dps has the Now enzymes in for less than $10/180tabs.
  

  
 

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