This just in
Two young adults died last night while fockin in their Apartment. Its reported that 24 yr hemotep and his gf were makin sweet love under the covers when a loud explosion emitted from his rear. A foul, nauses odor soon filled the airspace underneath the blanket and due to the hardcore fockin induced heavy breathing, the two were quickly overcome by foul smelling fumes which could be dected as much as two miles away. Some residents even reported seeing a yellow/brown fog rising from the apartment building minutes after the eruption was felt. The national geological survey seismologists reported measurements up to 3.0 on the richter scale after the 12:38 am explosion.
Ok, I love my liver tabs, but my girl doesnt. Nothing sucks more than having to stop pounding on that ***** just as she as she's about to cum in order to avoid the above story. Ive tried ginger root with no luck, gas-x and such works a little but is really pricey. Anyone have any suggestions?