A poem about Iforce Hemavol

[roblasane]

As I look upon my cabinet shelf

An empty Hemavol container sits by itself


How will get the strength and endurance and pumps I need


When the Hemavol is gone there is none left that I see


I pray to Vaughn or another rep to send me a tub because I have none left


Well why you don’t order more a question you ask


Well because my wife will will chew out my ass

 

[T-Bone]

You've officially lost your mind. Writing poems about supplements. Wow.

 

[sidoious]

Hemavol, Hemavol, gives great pumps,
Any other pwo's a dump.
Hemavol powder, Hemavol pills,
Gives me great pumps, gives me great thrills.
Lemon drop, watermelon, both great tastes,
Makes other companies' blends a waste.
Hemavol, Hemavol, made by I-Force,
The best pump product hands down, of course!

 

[T-Bone]

I never tried the stuff. Samples available at the site but it costs way too much in my opinion. $6.99 for 4 packs plus $5.99 shipping. Total is $12.98 for four sample packs. So not worth it.

 

[MrMarc]

You've officially lost your mind. Writing poems about supplements. Wow.

I wonder what will happen next is the question.

 

[roblasane]

I never tried the stuff. Samples available at the site but it costs way too much in my opinion. $6.99 for 4 packs plus $5.99 shipping. Total is $12.98 for four sample packs. So not worth it.

It's very effective but agreed it's expensive.

 

[sidoious]

I've used the main ingredients for a while in a custom bulk blend. Flavoring and a few extra ingredients is worth the cost of convenience for me!

 

[tilldeath]

As I look upon my cabinet shelf

An empty Hemavol container sits by itself


How will get the strength and endurance and pumps I need


When the Hemavol is gone there is none left that I see


I pray to Vaughn or another rep to send me a tub because I have none left


Well why you don’t order more a question you ask


Well because my wife will will chew out my ass

Yeah in the same boat F**k the wife, j/k.

 

[StackedCop]

Hahah!! Too funny!

 

[roblasane]

I used Vaughn because it flowed better ! No offense to you or critical. Haha

 

[lboston]

Good stuff!

 

[alecks]

afraid of your wives? yous are disgrace.man up

 

[Celorza]

Lol...this does deserve a tub of hemavol...Now we have a poet amongst us fellow AMers...

 

[roblasane]

Lol...this does deserve a tub of hemavol...Now we have a poet amongst us fellow AMers...

Maybe I'll do a weekly poem !

 

[StackedCop]

Maybe I'll do a weekly poem !

Sub'd for weekly poems lol

 

[criticalbench]

I used Vaughn because it flowed better ! No offense to you or critical. Haha

That is bullsh*t bro.. you better go back and fix it whatever you need to fix to get my name in !

haha that sick man!

 

[Finco]

haha nice poem mate.

 

[sidoious]

"If your wife gives you crap about supps, she's a wench,
It's hard to rhyme a name like CriticalBench"

 

[GQNemesis]

got one word for guys like you .......

*whip sound*
Whooooopppppppp - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






Runs be4 wife sees it

 

[cubsfan815]

Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes ........................................... Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now

 

[roblasane]

Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes ........................................... Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now

^^^^^^ This

 

[StackedCop]

Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes ........................................... Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now

Such a cups fan. Go SOX!

LOL

 

[criticalbench]

Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes ........................................... Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now

sorry bro.. that did not flow at all, when i sung it haha! Ima keep trying!

 

[cubsfan815]

sorry bro.. that did not flow at all, when i sung it haha! Ima keep trying!

Oh it wasn't meant to be a poem. It was just in response to the OP saying his wife won't let him spend $. More like a skit lol.. If I had the time I would drop 16 bars for you though lol

 

[cubsfan815]

Such a cups fan. Go SOX!

LOL

I do like cups probably even more if the were full of hemoval and complete. CUBS are awesome too, well not now but some day right

 

[StackedCop]

Damn key stroke era... Lol