A poem about Iforce Hemavol

  1. A poem about Iforce Hemavol


    As I look upon my cabinet shelf

    An empty Hemavol container sits by itself


    How will get the strength and endurance and pumps I need


    When the Hemavol is gone there is none left that I see


    I pray to Vaughn or another rep to send me a tub because I have none left


    Well why you donít order more a question you ask


    Well because my wife will will chew out my ass
    "Strive to seize the initiative in all things"


  2. You've officially lost your mind. Writing poems about supplements. Wow.

  3. Hemavol, Hemavol, gives great pumps,
    Any other pwo's a dump.
    Hemavol powder, Hemavol pills,
    Gives me great pumps, gives me great thrills.
    Lemon drop, watermelon, both great tastes,
    Makes other companies' blends a waste.
    Hemavol, Hemavol, made by I-Force,
    The best pump product hands down, of course!
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  4. I never tried the stuff. Samples available at the site but it costs way too much in my opinion. $6.99 for 4 packs plus $5.99 shipping. Total is $12.98 for four sample packs. So not worth it.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    You've officially lost your mind. Writing poems about supplements. Wow.
    I wonder what will happen next is the question.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    I never tried the stuff. Samples available at the site but it costs way too much in my opinion. $6.99 for 4 packs plus $5.99 shipping. Total is $12.98 for four sample packs. So not worth it.
    It's very effective but agreed it's expensive.
    "Strive to seize the initiative in all things"

  7. I've used the main ingredients for a while in a custom bulk blend. Flavoring and a few extra ingredients is worth the cost of convenience for me!

  8. Quote Originally Posted by roblasane View Post
    As I look upon my cabinet shelf

    An empty Hemavol container sits by itself


    How will get the strength and endurance and pumps I need


    When the Hemavol is gone there is none left that I see


    I pray to Vaughn or another rep to send me a tub because I have none left


    Well why you don’t order more a question you ask


    Well because my wife will will chew out my ass
    Yeah in the same boat F**k the wife, j/k.

  9. Hahah!! Too funny!


  10. I used Vaughn because it flowed better ! No offense to you or critical. Haha
    "Strive to seize the initiative in all things"

  11. Good stuff!

  12. afraid of your wives? yous are disgrace.man up

  13. Lol...this does deserve a tub of hemavol...Now we have a poet amongst us fellow AMers...
    >SNS-Glycophase<
    Serious Nutrition Solutions Rep

  14. Quote Originally Posted by Celorza View Post
    Lol...this does deserve a tub of hemavol...Now we have a poet amongst us fellow AMers...
    Maybe I'll do a weekly poem !
    "Strive to seize the initiative in all things"

  15. Quote Originally Posted by roblasane View Post
    Maybe I'll do a weekly poem !
    Sub'd for weekly poems lol


  16. Quote Originally Posted by roblasane View Post
    I used Vaughn because it flowed better ! No offense to you or critical. Haha

    That is bullsh*t bro.. you better go back and fix it whatever you need to fix to get my name in !

    haha that sick man!

  17. haha nice poem mate.

  18. "If your wife gives you crap about supps, she's a wench,
    It's hard to rhyme a name like CriticalBench"

  19. got one word for guys like you .......

    *whip sound*
    Whooooopppppppp - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






    Runs be4 wife sees it
    S.n.S team member

  20. Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes .............................. ............. Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now
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  21. Quote Originally Posted by cubsfan815 View Post
    Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes .............................. ............. Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now
    ^^^^^^ This
    "Strive to seize the initiative in all things"

  22. Quote Originally Posted by cubsfan815 View Post
    Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes .............................. ............. Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now
    Such a cups fan. Go SOX!

    LOL


  23. Quote Originally Posted by cubsfan815 View Post
    Hemoval is def on my to do list as well.. But if my wife said I couldn't buy my sups I'd be like look woman you don't... Oh holdup shes coming in the room..... Hey babe, hows your night going? Did you get the money I left out for the mani/pedi? Ok I'll be in to watch Teen Mom in a few minutes .............................. ............. Man I'd be like listen, if you think you can just tell me what to do you can go fuc...... Yes babe I'm logging off now

    sorry bro.. that did not flow at all, when i sung it haha! Ima keep trying!

  24. Quote Originally Posted by criticalbench View Post
    sorry bro.. that did not flow at all, when i sung it haha! Ima keep trying!
    Oh it wasn't meant to be a poem. It was just in response to the OP saying his wife won't let him spend $. More like a skit lol.. If I had the time I would drop 16 bars for you though lol
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  25. Quote Originally Posted by StackedCop View Post
    Such a cups fan. Go SOX!

    LOL
    I do like cups probably even more if the were full of hemoval and complete. CUBS are awesome too, well not now but some day right
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  26. Damn key stroke era... Lol

  

  
 

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