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  1. I should have some more info for you this week.

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  2. Quote Originally Posted by MidwestBeast View Post
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  3. As an unrelated comment....nothing better than drinking down a 16 ounce coffee containing 10 grams of quality protein.

    Again...unrelated....or IS it?

  4. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    As an unrelated comment....nothing better than drinking down a 16 ounce coffee containing 10 grams of quality protein.

    Again...unrelated....or IS it?
    That's full of win right there.

    There's nothing better than coffee and thermosauce. I see frequent trips to the bathroom in your future...




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  5. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    That's full of win right there.

    There's nothing better than coffee and thermosauce. I see frequent trips to the bathroom in your future...




    -John
    Stay Tuned for the Enema version.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    As an unrelated comment....nothing better than drinking down a 16 ounce coffee containing 10 grams of quality protein.

    Again...unrelated....or IS it?
    In4 Coffee-Tuna Salad Flavored Protein...

  7. Quote Originally Posted by PrepNwa23 View Post
    Says the guy who partakes in the RecoverPro thread.
    Ah-ha. Fair Enough. I need a Tuna Hug pls.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Stay Tuned for the Enema version.
    A cathartic enema version? I think you're on to something...

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  9. You have not had HOT until you have pissed hot afterwards. Darn you, ghost chili... darn you...
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    You have not had HOT until you have pissed hot afterwards. Darn you, ghost chili... darn you...
    Ghost Chilis? Pfft...amateurs

  11. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD
    You have not had HOT until you have pissed hot afterwards. Darn you, ghost chili... darn you...
    Lol I have witnessed the video. Almost felt sorry for ya. J/k (I did feel sorry for ya)
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  12. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Stay Tuned for the Enema version.
    don't you mean Stay Tunaed ?

  13. Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    don't you mean Stay Tunaed ?
    Hmm...that pun is kinda fishy.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    i keep hoping for his eyes to water and him rub them

  15. Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    i keep hoping for his eyes to water and him rub them
    I'm trying to convince him to drink a bottle of this new product. This will make Ghost Chilis look like snowcone time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Hmm...that pun is kinda fishy.
    I assume he was doing it just for the halibut.

  17. But now he's probably hooked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    I'm trying to convince him to drink a bottle of this new product. This will make Ghost Chilis look like snowcone time.
    If we're talking snowcones, then you must watch the first couple minutes of this:



    Brian Regan cracks me up and the MS Paint animation just makes it that much funnier.

  19. Close enough....

    Thermogenesauce is a brand new Thermogenic Hot Sauce designed to cause your body to use fat stores to elevate internal temperature. Thermogenesauce is a deliciously devilishly hot way to spice up your food, while improving your appearance.


    Should be posted up at Nutraplanet in a week or so, provided my bottles arrive on time tomorrow. First run is a test market, and if you all like it I will go ahead and mass produce them.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Close enough....

    Thermogenesauce is a brand new Thermogenic Hot Sauce designed to cause your body to use fat stores to elevate internal temperature. Thermogenesauce is a deliciously devilishly hot way to spice up your food, while improving your appearance.


    Should be posted up at Nutraplanet in a week or so, provided my bottles arrive on time tomorrow. First run is a test market, and if you all like it I will go ahead and mass produce them.
    Great to hear, Matt. I'm really looking forward to this!



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  21. Quote Originally Posted by dsade
    Close enough....

    Thermogenesauce is a brand new Thermogenic Hot Sauce designed to cause your body to use fat stores to elevate internal temperature. Thermogenesauce is a deliciously devilishly hot way to spice up your food, while improving your appearance.

    Should be posted up at Nutraplanet in a week or so, provided my bottles arrive on time tomorrow. First run is a test market, and if you all like it I will go ahead and mass produce them.
    Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Im in for this.

  22. Interest piqued. Capsaicin holds a good bit of promise but consumption has always been an issue. Perhaps not anymore

  23. Quote Originally Posted by mr.cooper69 View Post
    Interest piqued. Capsaicin holds a good bit of promise but consumption has always been an issue. Perhaps not anymore
    I'm definitely going beyond just capsaicin, as you should expect me to do. The same old has no interest for me.

  24. As I said from the start, I'm definitely interested in this. If it's as hot as you say it is, then I'll be the judge of it, that's for sure. Pete may have done 2 ghost chilis, but I can top that. Farmtire saw the vid on Youtube, but below is a link to what I did. Challenge is 10 wings, 20 minutes, no drinks or anything else. No wiping your hands or mouth, no shaking the sauce off. I did 5 out of 10. The average person can't get past 1, and the "you did a really great job" number is 3. I'm satisfied with failing at 5 of these. Oh, and afterwards, I had to ride the bike 45 minutes home.

    OFood Bad Boyz Bistro Outrageous HOT Wings - YouTube
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    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    As I said from the start, I'm definitely interested in this. If it's as hot as you say it is, then I'll be the judge of it, that's for sure. Pete may have done 2 ghost chilis, but I can top that. Farmtire saw the vid on Youtube, but below is a link to what I did. Challenge is 10 wings, 20 minutes, no drinks or anything else. No wiping your hands or mouth, no shaking the sauce off. I did 5 out of 10. The average person can't get past 1, and the "you did a really great job" number is 3. I'm satisfied with failing at 5 of these. Oh, and afterwards, I had to ride the bike 45 minutes home.

    OFood Bad Boyz Bistro Outrageous HOT Wings - YouTube
    Dude...how did that wind feel on that mouth?

  26. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    Dude...how did that wind feel on that mouth?
    Honestly, the heat wasn't even the issue! I can do hot just fine, but these were a whole 'nother level. At that point, with the ghosts and the extracts, it's about the poison and pain. It absolutely beat me up inside. I ate the 5, then the pain was just unbearable. Last guy who did it had his stomach pumped, and I see why. I have the uncanny ability to vomit on command, but the poison in these won't let that reflex work. I tried to purge twice, and nothing. I couldn't eat anything else as it wouldn't go down. The pain in my gut was absolutely intense. After about 10 minutes of trying to calm it down, I finally just laid on the floor in the restaurant... for 45 minutes. No lie. I eventually got up and tried to eat some ice cream. No real help there. Half an hour later, we walked out. 20 minutes after that, I finally felt good enough to ride. All the way home, it kept coming back in waves of intense abdominal pain. My stomach was cramping, I felt like passing out, and all while riding. After I got home, probably 2.5 hours after eating them, I felt better...until I went to the bathroom. Honestly, coming out wasn't all that bad. But, the weirdest experience of all, is that I actually pissed hot. It burned, and I've never had that happen from any hot food before.

    It was definitely a unique experience, I'll say that much. It's not one that I'll ever do again, but I don't regret doing it! This summer, they are opening a Quaker Steak & Lube in Johnstown. The club is doing a ride there for the opening so that I can dominate their puny little wing challenge. After the Hellraiser... NO SWEAT.

    So, Matt... Does thermogenesauce come close to the Hellraiser challenge?
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    Honestly, the heat wasn't even the issue! I can do hot just fine, but these were a whole 'nother level. At that point, with the ghosts and the extracts, it's about the poison and pain. It absolutely beat me up inside. I ate the 5, then the pain was just unbearable. Last guy who did it had his stomach pumped, and I see why. I have the uncanny ability to vomit on command, but the poison in these won't let that reflex work. I tried to purge twice, and nothing. I couldn't eat anything else as it wouldn't go down. The pain in my gut was absolutely intense. After about 10 minutes of trying to calm it down, I finally just laid on the floor in the restaurant... for 45 minutes. No lie. I eventually got up and tried to eat some ice cream. No real help there. Half an hour later, we walked out. 20 minutes after that, I finally felt good enough to ride. All the way home, it kept coming back in waves of intense abdominal pain. My stomach was cramping, I felt like passing out, and all while riding. After I got home, probably 2.5 hours after eating them, I felt better...until I went to the bathroom. Honestly, coming out wasn't all that bad. But, the weirdest experience of all, is that I actually pissed hot. It burned, and I've never had that happen from any hot food before.

    It was definitely a unique experience, I'll say that much. It's not one that I'll ever do again, but I don't regret doing it! This summer, they are opening a Quaker Steak & Lube in Johnstown. The club is doing a ride there for the opening so that I can dominate their puny little wing challenge. After the Hellraiser... NO SWEAT.

    So, Matt... Does thermogenesauce come close to the Hellraiser challenge?
    I would have to say you are in for a unique experience. We are not going to that level of concentration, since that would be incredibly market-unfriendly, but there will be a super concentrate version that should be something off the hook.

  28. Super concentrate, huh? Ship to me and I'll guarantee you and everybody a YT vid of me putting a drop/dab right on my tongue!
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.
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