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    Monkey Tears at Nutraplanet!


    I saw this at Nutraplanet and was like WTF!?!?. It says they are the tears of some flying monkey, heres what the site says, "NutraPlanet has been breeding cage free Flying Monkeys -- raised on organic-antibiotic free, black angus beef and pure filtered water. Our Flying Monkeys are far superior in stature and potency due to their intense ninja training and precision supplementation*, yielding a proprietary specialized extract of tears far superior to any other brand.

    I think its some kinda joke

    I cant post links yet so just put the www in front of this: .nutraplanet.com/product/nutraplanet/flying-ninja-monkey-tears-1-ampule.html

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    Yes they are for real. Just use the search function and you will find plenty of threads on it. I was a beta tester and I gotta say its given me some serious strength gains. I added 30 pounds to my bench in 6 weeks. Sick pumps. Massive libido. Lost fat. What more can I say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    Yes they are for real. Just use the search function and you will find plenty of threads on it. I was a beta tester and I gotta say its given me some serious strength gains. I added 30 pounds to my bench in 6 weeks. Sick pumps. Massive libido. Lost fat. What more can I say?
    Are you serious?!? I thought this was some kinda joke!

    I still dont think I'll be spending any money on them anytime soon. At least not until ive tried the less potent koala snot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N.Woods Giant View Post
    I saw this at Nutraplanet and was like WTF!?!?. It says they are the tears of some flying monkey, heres what the site says, "NutraPlanet has been breeding cage free Flying Monkeys -- raised on organic-antibiotic free, black angus beef and pure filtered water. Our Flying Monkeys are far superior in stature and potency due to their intense ninja training and precision supplementation*, yielding a proprietary specialized extract of tears far superior to any other brand.

    I think its some kinda joke

    I cant post links yet so just put the www in front of this: .nutraplanet.com/product/nutraplanet/flying-ninja-monkey-tears-1-ampule.html
    I tried some and didn't really see much. Some strength gains and a little more mass, don't know how much I can attribute to the monkey tears.

    Hit or miss really bro, some guys are seeing some really good gains so I guess I'm a non responder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bashman View Post
    I tried some and didn't really see much. Some strength gains and a little more mass, don't know how much I can attribute to the monkey tears.

    Hit or miss really bro, some guys are seeing some really good gains so I guess I'm a non responder.
    Do you think its really monkey tears or is it something else?
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    I loved the pumps I got from them, but for some reason it made my pinky toes numb.
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    The problem is Monkeys don't cry that often so they can't always harvest them....You see its sort like the same thing with Pink Magic.
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    I don't know what the f*** is in them but that sh*t is the best thing I have ever used.
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    My testicles grew like apples on that stuff. Love it!
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    Its just a shame they are a suppository, hence the smooth shape of the applicator amp that dissolves internally once inserted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadBlocK View Post
    Its just a shame they are a suppository, hence the smooth shape of the applicator amp that dissolves internally once inserted.
    I agree.






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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolatemilk View Post
    I agree.






    No pain no gain right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadBlocK View Post
    No pain no gain right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadBlocK View Post
    No pain no gain right.
    What Pain?
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    Gives a whole new meaning to glute shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    It's what I normally use to get the ampule head in.
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    Lol, loving this thread
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    i just saw those too. too bad they are out of stock. almost as good as kodiak bear feces
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    That stuff is my go-to any time I run out of rabies and have trouble sourcing more.

    Prefer pinning the rabies over Monkey Tears though. Monster pumps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by obvious View Post
    That stuff is my go-to any time I run out of rabies and have trouble sourcing more.

    Prefer pinning the rabies over Monkey Tears though. Monster pumps!
    Stock up while you can, FDA are already trying to ban this.
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    What exactly does this do? How do you us it. slin pins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by djbombsquad View Post
    What exactly does this do? How do you us it. slin pins?
    Its a suppository, best to buy the whole application kit for safety sake:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadBlocK View Post
    Its a suppository, best to buy the whole application kit for safety sake:



    Or ditch the leather for some
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadBlocK View Post
    Its a suppository, best to buy the whole application kit for safety sake:

    oh man thanks, its what i was thinking....i may use it on a recomp
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    Quote Originally Posted by djbombsquad View Post
    What exactly does this do? How do you us it. slin pins?
    nah these guys are messing, pop the amp, and shoot it back, its water based so you can drink it, like winny....just itll tste bad, chase it with cranberry juice or something tart
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    Quote Originally Posted by sking6464 View Post
    nah these guys are messing, pop the amp, and shoot it back, its water based so you can drink it, like winny....just itll tste bad, chase it with cranberry juice or something tart
    I've heard grapefruit juice will increase absorption... I've heard a few guys are trying to make eye-dropper delivery systems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBlackGuy View Post
    I've heard grapefruit juice will increase absorption... I've heard a few guys are trying to make eye-dropper delivery systems.
    i found the best dosing method to be injected directly into the testes, then administer the grapefruit juice as a suppository. best absorbtion.
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    I have done some major research on this topic and can divulge a little insider information without infringing any laws.

    - 3 companies have applied for patent
    - 1 company is coming out with a standardised form and selling licences to other companies for them to distribute
    - A seperate company claims that tears from the antelope produce drier and faster gains despite the early studies only being performed on rats and woodlice.

    Watch this space. I took them before and gained 15lbs of muscle in 2.5 days. I don't have any photos to show for it or bloodwork to back it up but I am a really nice guy and hope you lot will trust my testimonial because I put the word "bro" on the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdcc View Post
    I have done some major research on this topic and can divulge a little insider information without infringing any laws.

    - 3 companies have applied for patent
    - 1 company is coming out with a standardised form and selling licences to other companies for them to distribute
    - A seperate company claims that tears from the antelope produce drier and faster gains despite the early studies only being performed on rats and woodlice.

    Watch this space. I took them before and gained 15lbs of muscle in 2.5 days. I don't have any photos to show for it or bloodwork to back it up but I am a really nice guy and hope you lot will trust my testimonial because I put the word "bro" on the end.
    I would never question a man who considered my a "bro". Thank you for this unquestionably accurate information.
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