Monkey Tears at Nutraplanet!

**N.Woods Giant** · 02-25-2011 05:01 PM

I saw this at Nutraplanet and was like WTF!?!?. It says they are the tears of some flying monkey, heres what the site says, "NutraPlanet has been breeding cage free Flying Monkeys -- raised on organic-antibiotic free, black angus beef and pure filtered water. Our Flying Monkeys are far superior in stature and potency due to their intense ninja training and precision supplementation*, yielding a proprietary specialized extract of tears far superior to any other brand.

I think its some kinda joke

I cant post links yet so just put the www in front of this: .nutraplanet.com/product/nutraplanet/flying-ninja-monkey-tears-1-ampule.html

**T-Bone** · 02-25-2011 05:05 PM

Yes they are for real. Just use the search function and you will find plenty of threads on it. I was a beta tester and I gotta say its given me some serious strength gains. I added 30 pounds to my bench in 6 weeks. Sick pumps. Massive libido. Lost fat. What more can I say?

**N.Woods Giant** · 02-25-2011 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by T-Bone

Yes they are for real. Just use the search function and you will find plenty of threads on it. I was a beta tester and I gotta say its given me some serious strength gains. I added 30 pounds to my bench in 6 weeks. Sick pumps. Massive libido. Lost fat. What more can I say?

Are you serious?!? I thought this was some kinda joke!

I still dont think I'll be spending any money on them anytime soon. At least not until ive tried the less potent koala snot.

**bashman** · 02-25-2011 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by N.Woods Giant

I saw this at Nutraplanet and was like WTF!?!?. It says they are the tears of some flying monkey, heres what the site says, "NutraPlanet has been breeding cage free Flying Monkeys -- raised on organic-antibiotic free, black angus beef and pure filtered water. Our Flying Monkeys are far superior in stature and potency due to their intense ninja training and precision supplementation*, yielding a proprietary specialized extract of tears far superior to any other brand.

I think its some kinda joke

I cant post links yet so just put the www in front of this: .nutraplanet.com/product/nutraplanet/flying-ninja-monkey-tears-1-ampule.html

I tried some and didn't really see much. Some strength gains and a little more mass, don't know how much I can attribute to the monkey tears.

Hit or miss really bro, some guys are seeing some really good gains so I guess I'm a non responder.

**N.Woods Giant** · 02-25-2011 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by bashman

I tried some and didn't really see much. Some strength gains and a little more mass, don't know how much I can attribute to the monkey tears.

Hit or miss really bro, some guys are seeing some really good gains so I guess I'm a non responder.

Do you think its really monkey tears or is it something else?

**Evil Eagle** · 02-25-2011 05:16 PM

I loved the pumps I got from them, but for some reason it made my pinky toes numb.

**T-Bone** · 02-25-2011 05:19 PM

The problem is Monkeys don't cry that often so they can't always harvest them....You see its sort like the same thing with Pink Magic.

**chocolatemilk** · 02-25-2011 05:24 PM

I don't know what the f*** is in them but that sh*t is the best thing I have ever used.

**bakerderek0** · 02-25-2011 05:31 PM

My testicles grew like apples on that stuff. Love it!

**RoadBlocK** · 02-25-2011 05:32 PM

Its just a shame they are a suppository, hence the smooth shape of the applicator amp that dissolves internally once inserted.

**chocolatemilk** · 02-25-2011 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by RoadBlocK

Its just a shame they are a suppository, hence the smooth shape of the applicator amp that dissolves internally once inserted.

I agree.

**RoadBlocK** · 02-25-2011 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by chocolatemilk

I agree.

No pain no gain right.

**chocolatemilk** · 02-25-2011 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by RoadBlocK

No pain no gain right.

**T-Bone** · 02-25-2011 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by RoadBlocK

No pain no gain right.

What Pain?

**RoadBlocK** · 02-25-2011 05:39 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to glute shot.

**chocolatemilk** · 02-25-2011 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by T-Bone

What Pain?

It's what I normally use to get the ampule head in.

**Steveoph** · 02-25-2011 06:37 PM

Lol, loving this thread

**bluesfan4eva** · 02-26-2011 05:19 PM

i just saw those too. too bad they are out of stock. almost as good as kodiak bear feces

**obvious** · 02-26-2011 06:19 PM

That stuff is my go-to any time I run out of rabies and have trouble sourcing more.

Prefer pinning the rabies over Monkey Tears though. Monster pumps!

**bashman** · 02-26-2011 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by obvious

That stuff is my go-to any time I run out of rabies and have trouble sourcing more.

Prefer pinning the rabies over Monkey Tears though. Monster pumps!

Stock up while you can, FDA are already trying to ban this.

Monkey Tears at Nutraplanet!

Monkey Tears at Nutraplanet!

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