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  1. flying ninja monkey tears ?


    just curious if anybody could post me some info on flying ninja monkey tears?



  2. http://www.nutraplanet.com/product/n...-1-ampule.html

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  3. Cutler just did an interview on this stuff, said it is his dirty secret
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  4. thanks for the info, hopefully with some more research this product may be something worth trying

  5. haha wtf is this?

  6. Quote Originally Posted by atr2201 View Post
    thanks for the info, hopefully with some more research this product may be something worth trying


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    Quote Originally Posted by HereToStudy View Post
    Cutler just did an interview on this stuff, said it is his dirty secret
    I heard they're going after Lance Armstrong again and now they're targeting him for this.

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  9. Quote Originally Posted by atr2201 View Post
    just curious if anybody could post me some info on flying ninja monkey tears?
    Lmao!!!!!!

  10. Quote Originally Posted by AE14 View Post
    Most anabolic substance on earth.
    i am heading to the product request thread.













    lol. j/k AE14.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by atr2201 View Post
    just curious if anybody could post me some info on flying ninja monkey tears?
    Wow just wow

  12. will an otc pct be sufficient with this?

  13. Quote Originally Posted by atr2201 View Post
    thanks for the info, hopefully with some more research this product may be something worth trying
    I have some here for the right price
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  14. Are you the reason that it's already sold out

  15. i want some

  16. Quote Originally Posted by stxnas View Post
    Are you the reason that it's already sold out
    yep....i had some sent to me early and i put on weight pretty darn quick. Strength and vascularity is up and overall sense of well being has improved.

    $19.99 is a steal
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  17. Wtf is this? Is it weird I'm seriously considering buying it...

    I'm guessing the solution needs to be injected into the eye?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolatemilk View Post
    Wtf is this? Is it weird I'm seriously considering buying it...

    I'm guessing the solution needs to be injected into the eye?
    Daily, bro. It's a FNMT-prop. They should have cyp and E in another couple months. This is way better though, if you can handle the pinning.
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  19. the tears are cheap enough, but it's the delivery system that will cost you!!!!

    finding a flying ninja monkey to spit it in your eye aint gonna be cheap.

    even more if you have to pay a trainer to explain it to you. i hear that could cost $200 for an hour.

  20. Ok, this is seriously hurting my brain...
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  21. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    Ok, this is seriously hurting my brain...
    lol

  22. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    Ok, this is seriously hurting my brain...
    Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Menoth View Post
    Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.
    Buy Bulgarian tho. Welsh is crap

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Menoth View Post
    Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Menoth View Post
    Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.
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  26. This thread has my head all f**ked up. Wth is this? I'm reading and see nothing. Anyone try it? Or is it a joke? Lmao. Confused here guys

  27. well opposed from the uni horns. these monkey tears are for sale on nutra. but no chemical or scientific name is given for them.and it is out of stock. so who knows if it is joke or not

  28. successful troll was successful

  29. Quote Originally Posted by atr2201 View Post
    well opposed from the uni horns. these monkey tears are for sale on nutra. but no chemical or scientific name is given for them.and it is out of stock. so who knows if it is joke or not
    really?
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  30. Liger's milk.

  31. Quote Originally Posted by atr2201 View Post
    well opposed from the uni horns. these monkey tears are for sale on nutra. but no chemical or scientific name is given for them.and it is out of stock. so who knows if it is joke or not
    Bro this stuff is no joke and honestly it's best stacked with Creatine Nitrate for the most ridculous pumps ever. I'm on day 4 of stacking them together, amazing results thus far.
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  32. flying ninja monkey tears ?
    SERIOUSLY?

    The packers at Nutra are so fast that other people in the company call them Flying Ninja Monkeys.
    This started as a joke at Nutra with the guys from the front messing with the guys in the back.

    If you believed this, I'm pretty sure you should also worry about things like forgetting to breath, closing your eyes to sleep, heart beating and other automatic actions the rest of us WITH a brain enjoy without conscious thought. Where is Darwin when you need him? There are a couple of poster that def fall into the "I don't deserve to procreate" gene pool.....just sayin....
    Quote Originally Posted by swollen87 View Post
    lol in highschool i ran the original halodrol 50 for 8 weeks with clenbuterol and vodka as pct
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/old-school-hormone/193259-begins-morry-vs.html

  33. Quote Originally Posted by morry View Post


    flying ninja monkey tears ?
    SERIOUSLY?

    The packers at Nutra are so fast that other people in the company call them Flying Ninja Monkeys.
    This started as a joke at Nutra with the guys from the front messing with the guys in the back.

    If you believed this, I'm pretty sure you should also worry about things like forgetting to breath, closing your eyes to sleep, heart beating and other automatic actions the rest of us WITH a brain enjoy without conscious thought. Where is Darwin when you need him? There are a couple of poster that def fall into the "I don't deserve to procreate" gene pool.....just sayin....

    aww don't tell them, it was just about to get really good lol
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  34. They are out of stock because I bought them all
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  35. Quote Originally Posted by AE14 View Post
    really?
    wow! it probably wasnt even for sale and just put sold out from the get. Seems odd. Def looks like a joke

  36. -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
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  37. Quote Originally Posted by nattydisaster View Post
    They are out of stock because I bought them all
    I was only able to get 2 viles during the mad rush.
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    I posted in the product request thread to see if they could get it in a bulk powder, but it doesn't seem very likely, unfortunately.
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  39. Quote Originally Posted by bluehealer View Post
    I was only able to get 2 viles during the mad rush.
    Selling mine for $30/each if anyone wants them. I stocked up. Supply and demand
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