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just curious if anybody could post me some info on flying ninja monkey tears?
New Flying Ninja Monkey Tears: Limited Supply!
Ask any bodybuilder and they'll tell you that the most anabolic substance available today are the rare tears of a flying monkey. The problem: flying monkeys have become scarce due to the harsh treatments from Hollywood, causing a massive decline in population from entertainment exploitation and corporate greed.
Now on the endangered species list, the wondrous myotropic properties of the rare flying monkey tear has become legend; and often spoken as mythical lore. Never again has this legendary substance been available to mere mortal men.
Until Now…
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Many substandard and shady retailers have attempted to imitate and even pass off their own brand of Flying Monkeys but independent lab testing conducted at the NutraPlanetarium™ has revealed these are simply genetically modified non-flying chimpanzees…pathetic!
Jealous retailers who are unable to (or unwilling to) take the time and passion to breed a super specie of Flying Ninja Monkey have spread unsubstantiated lies discrediting the time-tested and proven track record of these naturally occurring anabolic constituents.
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NutraPlanet Flying Ninja Monkey Tears are humanely cultivated and certified by 3rd party qualitative/quantitative testing and free from heavy metals and microbials. NutraPlanet has set the precedence for quality, purity, and potency of Flying Ninja Monkey Tears. Never Settle for Less!
thanks for the info, hopefully with some more research this product may be something worth trying
I heard they're going after Lance Armstrong again and now they're targeting him for this.Cutler just did an interview on this stuff, said it is his dirty secret
Lmao!!!!!!just curious if anybody could post me some info on flying ninja monkey tears?
i am heading to the product request thread.Most anabolic substance on earth.
Wow just wowjust curious if anybody could post me some info on flying ninja monkey tears?
I have some here for the right pricethanks for the info, hopefully with some more research this product may be something worth trying
yep....i had some sent to me early and i put on weight pretty darn quick. Strength and vascularity is up and overall sense of well being has improved.Are you the reason that it's already sold out :thinking:
Daily, bro. It's a FNMT-prop. They should have cyp and E in another couple months. This is way better though, if you can handle the pinning.Wtf is this? Is it weird I'm seriously considering buying it...
I'm guessing the solution needs to be injected into the eye?
lolOk, this is seriously hurting my brain...
Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.Ok, this is seriously hurting my brain...
Buy Bulgarian tho. Welsh is crapFive or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.
:toofunny:Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.
Five or ten mgs of Unicorn horn should take care of that.
really?well opposed from the uni horns. these monkey tears are for sale on nutra. but no chemical or scientific name is given for them.and it is out of stock. so who knows if it is joke or not
Bro this stuff is no joke and honestly it's best stacked with Creatine Nitrate for the most ridculous pumps ever. I'm on day 4 of stacking them together, amazing results thus far.well opposed from the uni horns. these monkey tears are for sale on nutra. but no chemical or scientific name is given for them.and it is out of stock. so who knows if it is joke or not
:toofunny:
flying ninja monkey tears ?
SERIOUSLY?
The packers at Nutra are so fast that other people in the company call them Flying Ninja Monkeys.
This started as a joke at Nutra with the guys from the front messing with the guys in the back.
If you believed this, I'm pretty sure you should also worry about things like forgetting to breath, closing your eyes to sleep, heart beating and other automatic actions the rest of us WITH a brain enjoy without conscious thought. Where is Darwin when you need him? There are a couple of poster that def fall into the "I don't deserve to procreate" gene pool.....just sayin....
wow! it probably wasnt even for sale and just put sold out from the get. Seems odd. Def looks like a jokereally?
I was only able to get 2 viles during the mad rush.They are out of stock because I bought them all
Selling mine for $30/each if anyone wants them. I stocked up. Supply and demandI was only able to get 2 viles during the mad rush.
Ligers are real...however I doubt they lactate.Liger's milk.
LOLLiger's milk.
Not surprised sadly. I had a pm a few days ago abou what they were and expressing a desire to purchase. :rofl:Would u guys believe me if I said I just got a PM asking if they could buy some from me?
Sadly they are sterile, just as Tigon's areLigers are real...however I doubt they lactate.
Even though this whole things a joke, I still hate when reps try to rep their products like that when no ones even talking about it.Bro this stuff is no joke and honestly it's best stacked with Creatine Nitrate for the most ridculous pumps ever. I'm on day 4 of stacking them together, amazing results thus far.
It was a joke, I wasn't trying to pimp a product, but I guess not everyone has a sense humour.Even though this whole things a joke, I still hate when reps try to rep their products like that when no ones even talking about it.
I came in hear to learn about the potency of the "flying ninja monkey tears" (joke) not hear about how well it stacks with YOUR product. No offense though judgement day, I know companies gotta make money somehow.
Rant off.
I said no offense bro lol. I was just talking about the situation as a whole, not really trying to single you out or anything judgement day.It was a joke, I wasn't trying to pimp a product, but I guess not everyone has a sense humour.
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