Emergency fart destroyer
- 12-07-2010, 05:12 PM
Emergency fart destroyer
Gas is a healthy part of digesting the BBdiet, as well as a side effect of air getting sucked into the digestive tract. Haveing said that, when I have a case of the toots, and it's date night, what is something I can take to make my gas dissapear?
Should I go to a store and get Gas-X?
- 12-07-2010, 05:24 PM
Just let them rip!
If she sticks around, she's alright for another date. If she takes it as a challenge for her to rip one louder or nastier, then she is a keeper. If she gets you back via crop dusting later that night...MARRY HER!
- 12-07-2010, 05:38 PM
12-07-2010, 05:48 PM
Haha I think it's Cordain the paleo diet who talks about how gas and particularly really nasty gas isnt necessary and can be greatly reduced with a healthier diet.. May look at a natural remedy. And damn 5'7 240? You must be jacked man..lol How lean are you at that weight?
12-07-2010, 06:35 PM
12-07-2010, 06:40 PM
In all seriousness, I'm interested in some feedback too. I've never tried anything, but have thought about this as well.
12-07-2010, 06:47 PM
Just blame it on other people. Bump into someone or get a pet. The more you do it, the more believable you become.
12-07-2010, 06:54 PM
Gas-X and Beano never worked for me, but activated charcoal and bentonite clay seem to do the trick.
12-07-2010, 07:08 PM
12-07-2010, 08:07 PM
Hell, I eat pretty decent and clean, but I'll tell you what, lately.. this gas has been obnoxious. I think its the hard boiled eggs. Maybe the black beans and brown rice. spinach or lima beans? lol who knows.
12-07-2010, 08:11 PM
im doing a 5 day fast of just fruits and vegetables. i swear too many vegetables make me fart just as much as a ton of protein. at least they have no smell, tho
12-07-2010, 08:31 PM
im repping you just for the title. you could do #2 though
12-07-2010, 10:49 PM
12-07-2010, 11:46 PM
Take digestive enzymes before your meals and some solid probiotics and there will be much less gas
12-08-2010, 02:07 AM
Hydro protein will also help.
12-08-2010, 08:05 AM
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12-08-2010, 08:10 AM
12-08-2010, 01:08 PM
Have heard ginger to be successful for this.
12-08-2010, 04:36 PM
12-08-2010, 04:41 PM
12-08-2010, 11:53 PM
Gas-x is usually effective for me. The trick is to take it before large meals since it can take awhile to kick in. It's also cheap if you buy in bulk from cost-co
12-09-2010, 11:17 AM
12-09-2010, 12:51 PM
12-09-2010, 01:46 PM
Gas-X works, but get the generic version to save money.
12-09-2010, 01:48 PM
vitamin shoppe has activated charcoal
vegetables, some contain oligofru...i cant spell it but its a type of fiber that leads to gas
id suggest maybe lower your fiber buy about 5g and maybe use less whey/protein powders and more whole foods...i easily get 70g fiber a day with no gas issues
12-10-2010, 10:24 AM
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