Emergency fart destroyer

[kingdong]

Gas is a healthy part of digesting the BBdiet, as well as a side effect of air getting sucked into the digestive tract. Haveing said that, when I have a case of the toots, and it's date night, what is something I can take to make my gas dissapear?

Should I go to a store and get Gas-X?

 

[stxnas]

Just let them rip!

If she sticks around, she's alright for another date. If she takes it as a challenge for her to rip one louder or nastier, then she is a keeper. If she gets you back via crop dusting later that night...MARRY HER!

 

[Pipes]

lawl.

 

[pantherdude63]

Haha I think it's Cordain the paleo diet who talks about how gas and particularly really nasty gas isnt necessary and can be greatly reduced with a healthier diet.. May look at a natural remedy. And damn 5'7 240? You must be jacked man..lol How lean are you at that weight?

 

[kingdong]

Haha I think it's Cordain the paleo diet who talks about how gas and particularly really nasty gas isnt necessary and can be greatly reduced with a healthier diet.. May look at a natural remedy. And damn 5'7 240? You must be jacked man..lol How lean are you at that weight?

More like 230. Ive got a gut,Im lean to the point where girls who are as hot as it gets in my city are still into me. Im talking to one right now who was probably the hottest in her entire highschool. Id like to be leaner, but ya, Im closer to a wrestler than I am to Chris Farley.

 

[stxnas]

In all seriousness, I'm interested in some feedback too. I've never tried anything, but have thought about this as well.

 

[Carcaya]

Just blame it on other people. Bump into someone or get a pet. The more you do it, the more believable you become.

 

[LJ57]

Gas-X and Beano never worked for me, but activated charcoal and bentonite clay seem to do the trick.

 

[pantherdude63]

More like 230. Ive got a gut,Im lean to the point where girls who are as hot as it gets in my city are still into me. Im talking to one right now who was probably the hottest in her entire highschool. Id like to be leaner, but ya, Im closer to a wrestler than I am to Chris Farley.

Haha nice. Biggest I've been that wasnt at complete fatass level was 230 and it was nice, pretty much totally impractical, but nice to be big lol Then I got into Army ROTC this year at college...See ya nice heavy weight, hello long runs

 

[Pipes]

Hell, I eat pretty decent and clean, but I'll tell you what, lately.. this gas has been obnoxious. I think its the hard boiled eggs. Maybe the black beans and brown rice. spinach or lima beans? lol who knows.

 

[tnubs]

im doing a 5 day fast of just fruits and vegetables. i swear too many vegetables make me fart just as much as a ton of protein. at least they have no smell, tho

 

[ambulldog]

im repping you just for the title. you could do #2 though

 

[luelinks]

Just let them rip!

If she sticks around, she's alright for another date. If she takes it as a challenge for her to rip one louder or nastier, then she is a keeper. If she you gets you back via crop dusting later that night...MARRY HER!

:toofunny: Funniest **** I've read today

 

[nattydisaster]

Take digestive enzymes before your meals and some solid probiotics and there will be much less gas

 

[djbombsquad]

Hydro protein will also help.

 

[T-AD]

Just let them rip!

If she sticks around, she's alright for another date. If she takes it as a challenge for her to rip one louder or nastier, then she is a keeper. If she you gets you back via crop dusting later that night...MARRY HER!

EXACTLY!!! One of TiM's rules of life: Never trust a girl who don't fart. If she doesn't, what else is she holding back from ya? (think about it....) :scool:

Just blame it on other people. Bump into someone or get a pet. The more you do it, the more believable you become.

Great Danes are notorious for bad farts. Plus, they are awesome. :cheers:

Take digestive enzymes before your meals and some solid probiotics and there will be much less gas

 

[oufinny]

Take digestive enzymes before your meals and some solid probiotics and there will be much less gas

I agree with this. I picked up some NOW digestive enzymes from NP and they work great at helping with large meals, high fat meals, if you are backed up and after the first dose I can tell gas is diminished. Look into them, a very worthwhile purchase.

 

[Robboe]

Have heard ginger to be successful for this.

 

[kingdong]

I agree with this. I picked up some NOW digestive enzymes from NP and they work great at helping with large meals, high fat meals, if you are backed up and after the first dose I can tell gas is diminished. Look into them, a very worthwhile purchase.

I take these. For trhe most part, I don't have a gas problem, but on those dayswhere I do a full body workout...

 

[kingdong]

Gas-X and Beano never worked for me, but activated charcoal and bentonite clay seem to do the trick.

Ive heard activated charcoal is almost instant. Reccomend any stored where I can but it? Ive got a while to go before I do another net order.

 

[ordo ab chao]

Gas-x is usually effective for me. The trick is to take it before large meals since it can take awhile to kick in. It's also cheap if you buy in bulk from cost-co

 

[nattydisaster]

Have heard ginger to be successful for this.

Every time I took ginger I would burp it up for the next 5 hours...not cool

 

[LJ57]

Ive heard activated charcoal is almost instant. Reccomend any stored where I can but it? Ive got a while to go before I do another net order.

I have never seen it in any of the sports supplement online stores, but just about any of the more natural health type places will have it (iherb, vitacost, etc.) It usually costs about $4-5 for a bottle.

 

[lartinos]

Gas-X works, but get the generic version to save money.

 

[SweetLou321]

vitamin shoppe has activated charcoal
vegetables, some contain oligofru...i cant spell it but its a type of fiber that leads to gas
id suggest maybe lower your fiber buy about 5g and maybe use less whey/protein powders and more whole foods...i easily get 70g fiber a day with no gas issues

 

[Robboe]

Every time I took ginger I would burp it up for the next 5 hours...not cool

Even when taken with/before food?

Have not tried it myself, i am just passing on the experience of another.