The mailman and supplements.

zombiemuscle

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Earlier today, I tracked down my mailman and found him delivering mail at some businesses near my home. I was talking him into giving me my package and mail right then and he said "you look like you're getting bigger and stronger". I confirmed his assumption and told him my weight. He asked what I had ordered, I said "maximum absorbed protein, check it out on primordialperformance dot com". He countered by telling me that there may be steroids in my protein. I laughed an told him that pp sells that kinda stuff anyways, saying "if I wanted it I would just order it".

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BurghHardcore

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nothing too crazy here, but I ran into my mailman while he had my last order. He looked at it and said "Nutraplanet? This is the 3rd box in a month I've delivered for you." He just looked at me and smiled and said, "What's in the box?". I said protein (which it was a 5lb box of Nutrapro, some Glutamine and citrulline). He just smiled, shook his head, and was like "ok...". Obviously not believing me haha.
 

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Eh, it's always kind of humorous when people judge you who have no idea anything else about you other than superficial appearances.
 

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Hey, I am a mailman. I didn't know I had a "high status job". Cool! My job must be better than I thought. Anyway though, I could care less about what's in a package. But I do get a kick out of reading postcards.
 
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Uh, you did know that it's a federal offense to read someone else's mail, right? I believe that mentioning the shipping origins in conversation also falls under the same privacy clause, no?


Anywho, my mailman is a pothead. I'm lucky if I GET my mail each day. Unfortunately, his wife is my aunt, and getting him fired would probably cause a bit of a stir. :(
 
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never had a mailman story but when i was a youngster i remember i ordered a whole bunch of porn to some kids house that i hated. he lived close, nearby i remember a whole bunch of screaming the day it was supposed to arrive. lol needless to say i ordered it to his name
 
zombiemuscle

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Eh, it's always kind of humorous when people judge you who have no idea anything else about you other than superficial appearances.
I agree... I may work up the nerve to give the mailman a small pouch of primordial performance beta alanine and tell him to take a couple scoops before delivering mail lol!!
 

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I agree... I may work up the nerve to give the mailman a small pouch of primordial performance beta alanine and tell him to take a couple scoops before delivering mail lol!!
Or just give him the crazy eye "I. Have. Been. Waiting. For. This. rraaawwrrr"

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