CAFFEINE ENHANCES SEX LIKE CRAZY

[GOTSPEED]

I TAKE 5 CAPSULES OF CAFFEINE AND I GET A ****ING SUPER ERECTION AND A SURGE OF EUPHORIA. THE EROTIC EXCITATION IS UNEXPLAINABLY INTENSE! PLUS IVE NOTICED THAT IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE I END UP ****ING THE GIRL HARDER AND MORE INTENSELY. I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED HORNY GOAT WEED AND MUIRA PUAMA AND ALL THAT. BUT I BET IF I COMBINE ALL THOSE HERBS WITH MY CAFFEINE CAPSULES THE UNIVERSE WILL PROBABLY IMPLODE BECAUSE QUANTUM SCIENCE STATES THAT THAT MUCH PLEASURE SHALL NOT BE EXPERIENCED.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT SEEMS TO TURN ME INTO 'QUICK DRAW MCGRAW'. THE LONGEST I CAN GO FOR IS 10 MINUTES. FROM WHAT IVE READ HAVING INTENSE EXCITING SEX SEEMS TO TRIGGER EJACULATION SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER THAN HAVING MONOTONE ROBOTIC SEX.

I WANT BOTH! I WANT EXCITING THRILLS AND I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR A LONG TIME! WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

 

[Shane0Mac]

is this serious?

 

[Chub]

Awesome post. Love reading stuff like this first thing before work! ta for the smiles!

 

[gottabecool]

LOL

 

[yoshi5674]

U should try Vicodin and Viagra

 

[mooch2321]

all caps....its greg valentino in disguise!

 

[nattydisaster]

red bull gives you boners?

 

[poison]

Red bull gives your boners wings, duh.

 

[Jake Fires]

caffeine sux for sex. ya ur right it does make you a minute man, but ive noticed that if i have any caffeine durin the day then have sex later, my erections are not as "full". caffeine is not good for sex, you need anti oxidants and omega's theyll get you really goin

 

[freefall365]

too bad i can hardly make it through a day without 2 cups...

 

[Deeerdre]

I TAKE 5 CAPSULES OF CAFFEINE AND I GET A ****ING SUPER ERECTION AND A SURGE OF EUPHORIA. THE EROTIC EXCITATION IS UNEXPLAINABLY INTENSE! PLUS IVE NOTICED THAT IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE I END UP ****ING THE GIRL HARDER AND MORE INTENSELY. I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED HORNY GOAT WEED AND MUIRA PUAMA AND ALL THAT. BUT I BET IF I COMBINE ALL THOSE HERBS WITH MY CAFFEINE CAPSULES THE UNIVERSE WILL PROBABLY IMPLODE BECAUSE QUANTUM SCIENCE STATES THAT THAT MUCH PLEASURE SHALL NOT BE EXPERIENCED.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT SEEMS TO TURN ME INTO 'QUICK DRAW MCGRAW'. THE LONGEST I CAN GO FOR IS 10 MINUTES. FROM WHAT IVE READ HAVING INTENSE EXCITING SEX SEEMS TO TRIGGER EJACULATION SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER THAN HAVING MONOTONE ROBOTIC SEX.

I WANT BOTH! I WANT EXCITING THRILLS AND I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR A LONG TIME! WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

:wt:

 

[Jurassic]

I TAKE 5 CAPSULES OF CAFFEINE AND I GET A ****ING SUPER ERECTION AND A SURGE OF EUPHORIA. THE EROTIC EXCITATION IS UNEXPLAINABLY INTENSE! PLUS IVE NOTICED THAT IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE I END UP ****ING THE GIRL HARDER AND MORE INTENSELY. I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED HORNY GOAT WEED AND MUIRA PUAMA AND ALL THAT. BUT I BET IF I COMBINE ALL THOSE HERBS WITH MY CAFFEINE CAPSULES THE UNIVERSE WILL PROBABLY IMPLODE BECAUSE QUANTUM SCIENCE STATES THAT THAT MUCH PLEASURE SHALL NOT BE EXPERIENCED.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT SEEMS TO TURN ME INTO 'QUICK DRAW MCGRAW'. THE LONGEST I CAN GO FOR IS 10 MINUTES. FROM WHAT IVE READ HAVING INTENSE EXCITING SEX SEEMS TO TRIGGER EJACULATION SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER THAN HAVING MONOTONE ROBOTIC SEX.

I WANT BOTH! I WANT EXCITING THRILLS AND I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR A LONG TIME! WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

Keeping the cruise control on for this post. Just learn to steer buddy.

 

[GOTSPEED]

WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

 

[Shane0Mac]

the button to the left of 'A' usually helps

 

[Chub]

WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

drop the caffeine for a start oh wait..

 

[steam]

no it does not..maybe yours was spiked

 

[lilnardey]

Trolls

 

[kingdong]

Everybodies into their thing, and this guy likes caffein. He asked for help and got picked on.

 

[Jake Fires]

the button to the left of 'A' usually helps

lmao cmon why did people give him bad rep, this is obviously hilarious.

its not like hes telling everyone to take EX and have sex.

 

[thebigt]

try adding 50-100mg ephedra to your 400mg caffeine, should be boner city.:sgrin:

 

[freezito]

they let anyone post dont they

 

[AK32408]

WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

Lot's of MuscleTech always works for me :thumbsup: