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CAFFEINE ENHANCES SEX LIKE CRAZY

GOTSPEED

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I TAKE 5 CAPSULES OF CAFFEINE AND I GET A ****ING SUPER ERECTION AND A SURGE OF EUPHORIA. THE EROTIC EXCITATION IS UNEXPLAINABLY INTENSE! PLUS IVE NOTICED THAT IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE I END UP ****ING THE GIRL HARDER AND MORE INTENSELY. I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED HORNY GOAT WEED AND MUIRA PUAMA AND ALL THAT. BUT I BET IF I COMBINE ALL THOSE HERBS WITH MY CAFFEINE CAPSULES THE UNIVERSE WILL PROBABLY IMPLODE BECAUSE QUANTUM SCIENCE STATES THAT THAT MUCH PLEASURE SHALL NOT BE EXPERIENCED.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT SEEMS TO TURN ME INTO 'QUICK DRAW MCGRAW'. THE LONGEST I CAN GO FOR IS 10 MINUTES. FROM WHAT IVE READ HAVING INTENSE EXCITING SEX SEEMS TO TRIGGER EJACULATION SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER THAN HAVING MONOTONE ROBOTIC SEX.

I WANT BOTH! I WANT EXCITING THRILLS AND I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR A LONG TIME! WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?
 
Awesome post. Love reading stuff like this first thing before work! ta for the smiles!
 
caffeine sux for sex. ya ur right it does make you a minute man, but ive noticed that if i have any caffeine durin the day then have sex later, my erections are not as "full". caffeine is not good for sex, you need anti oxidants and omega's theyll get you really goin
 
GOTSPEED said:
I TAKE 5 CAPSULES OF CAFFEINE AND I GET A ****ING SUPER ERECTION AND A SURGE OF EUPHORIA. THE EROTIC EXCITATION IS UNEXPLAINABLY INTENSE! PLUS IVE NOTICED THAT IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE I END UP ****ING THE GIRL HARDER AND MORE INTENSELY. I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED HORNY GOAT WEED AND MUIRA PUAMA AND ALL THAT. BUT I BET IF I COMBINE ALL THOSE HERBS WITH MY CAFFEINE CAPSULES THE UNIVERSE WILL PROBABLY IMPLODE BECAUSE QUANTUM SCIENCE STATES THAT THAT MUCH PLEASURE SHALL NOT BE EXPERIENCED.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT SEEMS TO TURN ME INTO 'QUICK DRAW MCGRAW'. THE LONGEST I CAN GO FOR IS 10 MINUTES. FROM WHAT IVE READ HAVING INTENSE EXCITING SEX SEEMS TO TRIGGER EJACULATION SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER THAN HAVING MONOTONE ROBOTIC SEX.

I WANT BOTH! I WANT EXCITING THRILLS AND I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR A LONG TIME! WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?
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:wt:
 
GOTSPEED said:
I TAKE 5 CAPSULES OF CAFFEINE AND I GET A ****ING SUPER ERECTION AND A SURGE OF EUPHORIA. THE EROTIC EXCITATION IS UNEXPLAINABLY INTENSE! PLUS IVE NOTICED THAT IT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVE I END UP ****ING THE GIRL HARDER AND MORE INTENSELY. I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED HORNY GOAT WEED AND MUIRA PUAMA AND ALL THAT. BUT I BET IF I COMBINE ALL THOSE HERBS WITH MY CAFFEINE CAPSULES THE UNIVERSE WILL PROBABLY IMPLODE BECAUSE QUANTUM SCIENCE STATES THAT THAT MUCH PLEASURE SHALL NOT BE EXPERIENCED.

BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT SEEMS TO TURN ME INTO 'QUICK DRAW MCGRAW'. THE LONGEST I CAN GO FOR IS 10 MINUTES. FROM WHAT IVE READ HAVING INTENSE EXCITING SEX SEEMS TO TRIGGER EJACULATION SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER THAN HAVING MONOTONE ROBOTIC SEX.

I WANT BOTH! I WANT EXCITING THRILLS AND I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR A LONG TIME! WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?
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Keeping the cruise control on for this post. Just learn to steer buddy.
 
GOTSPEED said:
WHAT CAN I TAKE SO I CAN ENJOY MY CAFFEINATED SEXUAL ADVENTURES FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?
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drop the caffeine for a start :) oh wait..
 
try adding 50-100mg ephedra to your 400mg caffeine, should be boner city.:sgrin:
 
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