Creating a new Supplement

Mindless

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Have you ever thought of jumping on the bandwagon and starting your own supplement company?...I sure did.

Here's my idea for my ultimate supplement:

Target: Everybody
Target Demographic: 5-90 years of age.
Ingredients: Maltodextrin (On the label, this will of course just be written as proprietary blend :shhh:)
And here we go. The name of the mysterious, revolutionary supplement is
NO GOALS:sgrin:

Anybody else got some ideas to get that company up and running? :slaphappy:
 

BoyFromAus

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Heaps of Caffeine
Some Dopamine
Some paracetemol
heaps of sugar
heaps of creatine...

introducing Ultimate Pre-Workout Matrix.
 

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It would be nice to see an "Anabolicminds" range of supplements. The thinking mans supplements, in the same vein as something like AST who have a very science based approach. Commercially I think it would work anyway if it was done right given the popularity of this board. Maybe the sponsers of this site wouldn't like it though, ok scrap that idea :)
 

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PRE-WORKOUT SUPP

Ok, here we go again.

Another great pre-workout supplement.

Ingredients: proprietary blend (Corn Starch, Salt, Rice Flour :shhh:)
Traget Cumstomer: lifters interested in the best pre-workout supplement.
Name: NO AMBITION :laughing:
 
GuyverX

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Oh heck.
I misunderstood.
I actually posted a serious....... frak...

Ultimate test boosting mass building blend

Gain Without Pain

high fructose corn syrup, MSG, palm oil, pig lard, white flour
Wederone (a plant based sterol from common weeds)
Doobol (a human manure based prohromone compound)
And Lazeobeso( a special proprietary compound that enhances the effects of all the others).

With only 3 minutes of exercise a day and my supplement,
you will have a body beyond your dreams.
 

Mindless

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Another one....

Ingredients: proprietary blend (Fructose, Zinc monomethionine aspartate and Magnesium Aspartate :shhh:)
Traget Cumstomer: Lifters interested in the best intra-workout supplement.
Name: NO MOTIVATION :laughing:
 

Mindless

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What would a supplement line be w/o a sleep-aid product?

So here it is, the most revolutionary supplement ever.
Ingredients: proprietary blend (Melatonin, Milk powder :shhh:)
Traget Cumstomer: Lifters interested in good sleep.
Name: M-Drool :laughing:
 

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What would a supplement line be w/o a sleep-aid product?

So here it is, the most revolutionary supplement ever.
Ingredients: proprietary blend (Melatonin, Milk powder :shhh:)
Traget Cumstomer: Lifters interested in good sleep.
Name: M-Drool :laughing:
I lol'd
 
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Has anyone herd of Beast by Flex Fitness Products? Im about to start it, Got a 3 bottle stack online: Beast, Wolverine, Restore PCT. Ive only seen a couple posts on other forums, but there is nothing about that brand here. i want to start a thred to log my gains. Having trouble figuring out how? Help?
 
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GrrrRRRAVVVE DIGGER@!!!!
 

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