I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?

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  1. are you serious brad


  2. Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer


    WHAT THE ****K!!!!!!!!!
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by just93 View Post
    are you serious brad
    yeah i added 2 inches in like 10 days or somethin... it was less than 2 weeks. if you have trouble keeping it clinched between your cheeks you can also just tuck it back through your legs, tie one end of a shoestring around the head, and run the other end of the shoestring up your back and around your shoulder/armpit. ensure the knot is tight and there is no slack in the string, you want as much stretch as possible. 10 days, you'll be sexy girl bait:bb2:

  4. Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
    thats just perverted and sick, its not even funny

  5. there's some surgery where they cut the tendon that holds your **** up when you get hard. I guess that makes it longer but then it only goes down when you get hard.

    I'd just say find a girl with a shallow vagina.
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  6. yah...i just ait dinner and now i dont think.........

  7. You cats who stretch it better be careful....yeah, it can work but you'll end up with 14 inches of useless dead meat..like a stretched out rubber band that's lost all its elasticity. Totally useless.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer


    AHAHAHAHAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa
    heh
    ahhh..
    ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
    omg
    terrific, just terrific

  9. okay i guess i can help out some....for real this time, if you search
    "Bhut Jolokia" you will find that it is a great cell volumizing derivative.........im serious people who dont believe me search the web (images) or just google it!
    its amazing
    here is a link!!!!
    Naga Jolokia pepper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

  10. you need this
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  11. It's not mine, baby!

  12. Quote Originally Posted by sethroberts View Post
    you need this
    nah bro, you saw that movie. he peed all funny in the beginning. that penis pump messes you up

  13. Quote Originally Posted by just93 View Post
    I have seen a few guys on here make comments on the rubbery **** feeling they get when they are flacid from PE'ing. I am experiencing this as well. Any takes on what is going on inside your penis that makes this happen? Or why? Or even what it means as far as PE, and possible gains or losses?

    Hey mods, could you move this one to the main members forum for me? Thank you!
    haha wtf!!!
    “We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit.”

  14. Penis enlarger? Man, I need a penis reduction. My shaft is 14 inches long and 5 inches wide....

  15. picture bigpoppapump2's sent to me lol jk
    http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/p...hale-penis.jpg

  16. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

  17. Quote Originally Posted by just93 View Post
    picture bigpoppapump2's sent to me lol
    http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/p...hale-penis.jpg
    wow someone just got out of the closet

  18. Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
    great post!!! lol. im gonna try that, the buttjuice making my weiner stick just sounds so appealling!!!! haaha

  19. try all u can and i bet you will see results sooner or later. untill u get to ur desired size..just find a hot lesbo and turn her straight.. think of this as a gift from God.. the average guy cant get that hot lesbo tang like u might be able too!!
    (think of all that untainted girl lovin...plus that threeway action!! its easyer to get two girls in bed when they are down to make lovin with or without u)

  20. and dont mess around piston!! i found some Black-necked Spitting Cobra venom..


  21. Quote Originally Posted by wheels View Post
    Beat it flat with a big hammer...

  22. Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppapump2 View Post
    Penis enlarger? Man, I need a penis reduction. My shaft is 14 inches long and 5 inches wide....
    sounds like a baby's arm holding an apple

  23. I tell my girl "if you want to have sex, tug on my penis one time, but if you don't want to have sex, tug on it 250 times."
    Either way, I get all the stretching I need.

  24. ok, alot of funny answers here... but the bottom line is there is nothing on the market to actualy make the penis larger. the pills you read and see are just filling the penis with more blood making it seem fuller.
    the only way to actualy enhance the penis length is through plastic surgery. a popular method used is to actualy cut a tendon at the top of the shaft which will extend the penis length when limp and hard. the issues with it is that there becomes a lack of control. this is why sometimes you see in porn the male has to hold it the entire time because it just hangs all over the place instead of straight up or forward.
    the surgery is not risky and pretty easy. same day surgery with a quick recovery.
    bottom line is... the pills are fake

    motive- M.D.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
    I don't believe I would have shared that story bro.
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