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    Quote Originally Posted by sethroberts View Post
    you need this
    nah bro, you saw that movie. he peed all funny in the beginning. that penis pump messes you up
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    Quote Originally Posted by just93 View Post
    I have seen a few guys on here make comments on the rubbery **** feeling they get when they are flacid from PE'ing. I am experiencing this as well. Any takes on what is going on inside your penis that makes this happen? Or why? Or even what it means as far as PE, and possible gains or losses?

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    Penis enlarger? Man, I need a penis reduction. My shaft is 14 inches long and 5 inches wide....
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    picture bigpoppapump2's sent to me lol jk
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    Quote Originally Posted by just93 View Post
    picture bigpoppapump2's sent to me lol
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    wow someone just got out of the closet
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
    great post!!! lol. im gonna try that, the buttjuice making my weiner stick just sounds so appealling!!!! haaha
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    try all u can and i bet you will see results sooner or later. untill u get to ur desired size..just find a hot lesbo and turn her straight.. think of this as a gift from God.. the average guy cant get that hot lesbo tang like u might be able too!!
    (think of all that untainted girl lovin...plus that threeway action!! its easyer to get two girls in bed when they are down to make lovin with or without u)
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    and dont mess around piston!! i found some Black-necked Spitting Cobra venom..

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheels View Post
    Beat it flat with a big hammer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppapump2 View Post
    Penis enlarger? Man, I need a penis reduction. My shaft is 14 inches long and 5 inches wide....
    sounds like a baby's arm holding an apple
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    I tell my girl "if you want to have sex, tug on my penis one time, but if you don't want to have sex, tug on it 250 times."
    Either way, I get all the stretching I need.
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    ok, alot of funny answers here... but the bottom line is there is nothing on the market to actualy make the penis larger. the pills you read and see are just filling the penis with more blood making it seem fuller.
    the only way to actualy enhance the penis length is through plastic surgery. a popular method used is to actualy cut a tendon at the top of the shaft which will extend the penis length when limp and hard. the issues with it is that there becomes a lack of control. this is why sometimes you see in porn the male has to hold it the entire time because it just hangs all over the place instead of straight up or forward.
    the surgery is not risky and pretty easy. same day surgery with a quick recovery.
    bottom line is... the pills are fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradw85 View Post
    Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
    I don't believe I would have shared that story bro.
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    Simply put, my ex was a virgin, the girl I am talking is a virgin, I am good.... I am a lil above average, but let me assure you. I am not ashamed. Like a samurai sword in the hands of a master samurai....I am swift and deadly and never falter in battle

    I actually almost got my neck snapped while taking care of my ex once time....she has strong legs.... and my fingers move about 2 times the speed of a vibrator and I have complete control..... Point being, I can drive a woman crazy, and finish her before I even start. Point being again, its not all in how big your submarine is. When it comes to that part, just have good endurance, and pull a 1000 fists move with it and give her a burn, when she smells herself cooking and she is heating to about 400'F between her legs she will be clawing all over the place. Also find your girls position, each girl has a position you can find that drives them out of their frigging mind and you don't have to be deep.

    I dont chase party girls or sluts or easy girls, I am looking for a christian wife.....I made mistakes in the past as is obvious, but I am shooting to wait for marriage. Most girls who dont give themselves away to every guy can be happy with any size as long as you know how to wield Excalibur. Not to mention being in shape makes all the difference. And being able to multitask wipes em out. If you can bang em and reach under em and rub their lil man in the boat at the same time, they twitch and pass out almost lol.

    If your wife needs a biggin, there is an issue. It means she is materialistic, and will probably cheat in you eventually. Find a girl who doesn't care about sex period.

    But alas this is America, and a world where sex is something people do to kill time... You know there is no sex in heaven.

    I feel dirty and disgusting talking about this.......

    Anyways here is a tip to enlarge, remember how we used to get our baby teeth yanked out as kids when it was time? Well just tie one end of a string to the tip of your wanker, the other to a doorknob on an open door. Have a friend slam said door. It will increase in length.....maybe....and you might even get that tendon cutting surgery for free that way.
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    hahaha.... ok ok... the door method may work if you have a friend willing to slam the door, but if not try standing on a ledge or maybe the roof of your house. tie a weight, atleast 100lbs to your lil self and throw it over. theres no room for error in that method
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    Quote Originally Posted by motive View Post
    hahaha.... ok ok... the door method may work if you have a friend willing to slam the door, but if not try standing on a ledge or maybe the roof of your house. tie a weight, atleast 100lbs to your lil self and throw it over. theres no room for error in that method
    Sure there is, it's called using too much rope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Sure there is, it's called using too much rope.
    damn, true... ok, use a bungee cord!! that way you will get a few tugs before passing out
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    Quote Originally Posted by just93 View Post
    picture bigpoppapump2's sent to me lol jk
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    I told you not to show anyone!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppapump2 View Post
    I told you not to show anyone!!!
    dude, you should contact guiness. i think you hold a record
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    Quote Originally Posted by motive View Post
    dude, you should contact guiness. i think you hold a record
    He's the trainer on the right?
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    this is the best thread in a looooooong time

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnieFreeze View Post
    I tell my girl "if you want to have sex, tug on my penis one time, but if you don't want to have sex, tug on it 250 times."
    Either way, I get all the stretching I need.

    great idea !!!!!! i love it
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    Jelqing is real, and it works. Look around the world; there are different cultures that perform earlobe, lip, forehead, neck, and yes, **** stretching... I know you've seen pics of those chicks with the super long necks, and the plates in their lips... The earlobes that come to the ground. Why do you think you can't stretch your penis like someone else can stretch their earlobe? You can. There are safe and unsafe ways to go about it, but it IS possible to add some size that way.

    No, I haven't done it, but to say it absolutely cannot be done is incorrect. Check out a jelqing forum, do lots of reading, and then decide if you wanna try it. I've talked to people who swear by it, and if you try it out and it works... Good for you.
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    Some guy on bb'ing.com was jamming IGF into his wang (or was it synthol?). Either way give that a shot and let us know how it goes.



















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    well god damn it bigpoppapump2, if i told people you need a hefty bag for a condom they wouldnt believe me, but now i have evidence!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Royd The Noyd View Post
    Some guy on bb'ing.com was jamming IGF into his wang (or was it synthol?). Either way give that a shot and let us know how it goes.












    ^^^^I'm kidding.
    1st, this thread was hilarious.

    but creepy....brad.....

    and yes at BB. com he was goin to use IGF or PEG or something, he never reposted though so no one knows what happend.
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