I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?
- 08-21-2008, 03:38 PM
- 08-21-2008, 03:58 PM
give em' a hand instead, mayn! but seriuosly, there's nothing to be done for it. nothing. i myself, am just above average, by 1/16 an inch or so. and it's never enough. i looked (not tried, just researched) for ways to get the 10 inch cack (hahahaha......cack.....sounds like a new jerseyite saying, well, you know) and there is nothing but surgery, and EVEN THAT IS NOT TOO PROMISING, as results vary/ may be nil to none.
- 08-21-2008, 04:01 PM
They pull the anchor off the shoreline to acheive a longer wang... Sometimes the end result is an erection that tries to took into your eyes.
08-21-2008, 04:02 PM
08-21-2008, 04:03 PM
Here you go dude. Members at this place are serious about it, so don't go asking stupid questions when you get there. Read the Newbie section, do the Newb routine and you just may, I said "May" have yourself a new club in the next couple of months. I did the Newb routine a saw some progress but I got busy with other stuff so I put it on the back burner.
I know I'll get comments for posting this but...those guys over there are just as serious about there Tools as we are about working out, Supps, Diet etc... Too much stuff over there, you'll get lost son.
Thanks for bringing this up. I'm going to start Jelqing again and of course...take my Maca.
You're welcome. Let the comments fly....
08-21-2008, 04:06 PM
08-21-2008, 04:09 PM
I read up on all that **** before and I still find it 80% BS and 20% More BS. You can find a forum on how pills caused people
s dicks to grow 3 inches but it doens't mean it's true. After reading a few of those threads I felt dirty and needed to shower; it almost was as if these people had a fetish.
08-21-2008, 04:28 PM
To all the young sexy ladies out there-
I have a 9.4 inch penis!!!
Just for your information.
08-21-2008, 04:35 PM
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
08-21-2008, 04:48 PM
08-21-2008, 04:52 PM
are you serious brad
08-21-2008, 05:26 PM
08-21-2008, 05:29 PM
08-21-2008, 05:31 PM
08-21-2008, 05:32 PM
there's some surgery where they cut the tendon that holds your **** up when you get hard. I guess that makes it longer but then it only goes down when you get hard.
I'd just say find a girl with a shallow vagina.
08-21-2008, 05:34 PM
yah...i just ait dinner and now i dont think.........
08-21-2008, 05:38 PM
You cats who stretch it better be careful....yeah, it can work but you'll end up with 14 inches of useless dead meat..like a stretched out rubber band that's lost all its elasticity. Totally useless.
08-21-2008, 05:42 PM
08-21-2008, 05:56 PM
okay i guess i can help out some....for real this time, if you search
"Bhut Jolokia" you will find that it is a great cell volumizing derivative.........im serious people who dont believe me search the web (images) or just google it!
here is a link!!!!
Naga Jolokia pepper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
08-21-2008, 06:05 PM
08-21-2008, 06:10 PM
It's not mine, baby!
08-21-2008, 06:11 PM
08-21-2008, 06:18 PM
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08-21-2008, 08:55 PM
Penis enlarger? Man, I need a penis reduction. My shaft is 14 inches long and 5 inches wide....
08-21-2008, 09:02 PM
08-21-2008, 09:03 PM
08-21-2008, 09:08 PM
08-22-2008, 01:03 AM
08-22-2008, 01:53 AM
try all u can and i bet you will see results sooner or later. untill u get to ur desired size..just find a hot lesbo and turn her straight.. think of this as a gift from God.. the average guy cant get that hot lesbo tang like u might be able too!!
(think of all that untainted girl lovin...plus that threeway action!! its easyer to get two girls in bed when they are down to make lovin with or without u)
08-22-2008, 01:56 AM
and dont mess around piston!! i found some Black-necked Spitting Cobra venom..
08-22-2008, 02:52 AM
08-22-2008, 03:18 AM
08-22-2008, 08:33 AM
I tell my girl "if you want to have sex, tug on my penis one time, but if you don't want to have sex, tug on it 250 times."
Either way, I get all the stretching I need.
08-22-2008, 09:08 AM
ok, alot of funny answers here... but the bottom line is there is nothing on the market to actualy make the penis larger. the pills you read and see are just filling the penis with more blood making it seem fuller.
the only way to actualy enhance the penis length is through plastic surgery. a popular method used is to actualy cut a tendon at the top of the shaft which will extend the penis length when limp and hard. the issues with it is that there becomes a lack of control. this is why sometimes you see in porn the male has to hold it the entire time because it just hangs all over the place instead of straight up or forward.
the surgery is not risky and pretty easy. same day surgery with a quick recovery.
bottom line is... the pills are fake
08-22-2008, 09:15 AM
08-22-2008, 09:41 AM
Simply put, my ex was a virgin, the girl I am talking is a virgin, I am good.... I am a lil above average, but let me assure you. I am not ashamed. Like a samurai sword in the hands of a master samurai....I am swift and deadly and never falter in battle
I actually almost got my neck snapped while taking care of my ex once time....she has strong legs.... and my fingers move about 2 times the speed of a vibrator and I have complete control..... Point being, I can drive a woman crazy, and finish her before I even start. Point being again, its not all in how big your submarine is. When it comes to that part, just have good endurance, and pull a 1000 fists move with it and give her a burn, when she smells herself cooking and she is heating to about 400'F between her legs she will be clawing all over the place. Also find your girls position, each girl has a position you can find that drives them out of their frigging mind and you don't have to be deep.
I dont chase party girls or sluts or easy girls, I am looking for a christian wife.....I made mistakes in the past as is obvious, but I am shooting to wait for marriage. Most girls who dont give themselves away to every guy can be happy with any size as long as you know how to wield Excalibur. Not to mention being in shape makes all the difference. And being able to multitask wipes em out. If you can bang em and reach under em and rub their lil man in the boat at the same time, they twitch and pass out almost lol.
If your wife needs a biggin, there is an issue. It means she is materialistic, and will probably cheat in you eventually. Find a girl who doesn't care about sex period.
But alas this is America, and a world where sex is something people do to kill time... You know there is no sex in heaven.
I feel dirty and disgusting talking about this.......
Anyways here is a tip to enlarge, remember how we used to get our baby teeth yanked out as kids when it was time? Well just tie one end of a string to the tip of your wanker, the other to a doorknob on an open door. Have a friend slam said door. It will increase in length.....maybe....and you might even get that tendon cutting surgery for free that way.
08-22-2008, 09:59 AM
"I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
08-22-2008, 10:02 AM
hahaha.... ok ok... the door method may work if you have a friend willing to slam the door, but if not try standing on a ledge or maybe the roof of your house. tie a weight, atleast 100lbs to your lil self and throw it over. theres no room for error in that method
08-22-2008, 10:06 AM
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