I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?
- 08-21-2008, 03:33 PM
- 08-21-2008, 03:34 PM
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08-21-2008, 03:35 PM
I used capsaicin on my lower back once and was in tears from the pain it caused... If someone got me to put that on my wang, I would be at their door with rocket launchers and hand grenades. lol
08-21-2008, 03:35 PM
I've never laughed so hard on a thread before. The **** you guys can think of. Good laughs while being stuck in class.
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08-21-2008, 04:18 PM
Hung like a baby...
6pounds 10 ounces
A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his **** on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a **** shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"
08-21-2008, 04:38 PM
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08-21-2008, 04:58 PM
give em' a hand instead, mayn! but seriuosly, there's nothing to be done for it. nothing. i myself, am just above average, by 1/16 an inch or so. and it's never enough. i looked (not tried, just researched) for ways to get the 10 inch cack (hahahaha......cack.....sounds like a new jerseyite saying, well, you know) and there is nothing but surgery, and EVEN THAT IS NOT TOO PROMISING, as results vary/ may be nil to none.
08-21-2008, 05:01 PM
They pull the anchor off the shoreline to acheive a longer wang... Sometimes the end result is an erection that tries to took into your eyes.
08-21-2008, 05:02 PM
08-21-2008, 05:03 PM
Here you go dude. Members at this place are serious about it, so don't go asking stupid questions when you get there. Read the Newbie section, do the Newb routine and you just may, I said "May" have yourself a new club in the next couple of months. I did the Newb routine a saw some progress but I got busy with other stuff so I put it on the back burner.
I know I'll get comments for posting this but...those guys over there are just as serious about there Tools as we are about working out, Supps, Diet etc... Too much stuff over there, you'll get lost son.
Thanks for bringing this up. I'm going to start Jelqing again and of course...take my Maca.
You're welcome. Let the comments fly....
08-21-2008, 05:06 PM
08-21-2008, 05:09 PM
I read up on all that **** before and I still find it 80% BS and 20% More BS. You can find a forum on how pills caused people
s dicks to grow 3 inches but it doens't mean it's true. After reading a few of those threads I felt dirty and needed to shower; it almost was as if these people had a fetish.
08-21-2008, 05:28 PM
08-21-2008, 05:35 PM
Hey man, stretching it really is the only way that actually works and gets good results. I went from about 7 inches to 9 by stretching it. It does take time though and you have to do it alot. You can't just walk around pulling on it all day, obviously, so here's what I did to make it easier. In the morning after I got out of the shower I would reach behind me and through my legs, pull my weener back and up (if your familiar with penis tricks then you may know this as "the girl, but pull it all the way to where it is firmly nestled in my crack.) Then I'd clinch my buttcheeks together as hard as I could all day to ensure that my little homeboy was fully stretched at maximum amount of time. You get a stretch all day, and no one ever notices. I would play this game with my girlfriend when I got home from work where I would take my pants off (my weener would be stuck back from sitting on it all day... and the butt juice made it stick back there) and chase her around with my mangina screaming "come here" in a girls voice. We are no longer together. But my weenie is a couple inches longer
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08-21-2008, 06:32 PM
there's some surgery where they cut the tendon that holds your **** up when you get hard. I guess that makes it longer but then it only goes down when you get hard.
I'd just say find a girl with a shallow vagina.
08-21-2008, 06:34 PM
08-21-2008, 06:38 PM
You cats who stretch it better be careful....yeah, it can work but you'll end up with 14 inches of useless dead meat..like a stretched out rubber band that's lost all its elasticity. Totally useless.
08-21-2008, 06:42 PM
08-21-2008, 06:56 PM
okay i guess i can help out some....for real this time, if you search
"Bhut Jolokia" you will find that it is a great cell volumizing derivative.........im serious people who dont believe me search the web (images) or just google it!
here is a link!!!!
Naga Jolokia pepper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
08-21-2008, 07:05 PM
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