Taking Anabolic ****s and Out of ****ter Paper, Serious Crisis Situation

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Guys, I'm taking some colossal, gargantuan, herculean ****s in the crapper. They are in every sense of the word; anabolic.

The problem I'm going to outline here that I'm experiencing, is that I am out of ****ter Paper.

My nuts, which were always enormous, are not real big now thanks to some lame hormones I'm taking.

But that's OK, because I'm hungry as **** and I just took a **** that was so massive that it actually clogged the toilet all by itself. I had to flush it about 3 times.

Nothing is anything at all until you subjectively compare it to something else, and all you know is all you are.
 
matthew76

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Don't forget to squeeze the Charmin...

This thread sums it all up.
 
Mulletsoldier

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In the spirit of the season, and from all of his here at AM, you sir, are a waste of space even more colossal than your feces. And, may I say, you are truly a piece of ****. Merry Christmas.
 
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In the spirit of the season, and from all of his here at AM, you sir, are a waste of space even more colossal than your feces. And, may I say, you are truly a piece of ****. Merry Christmas.
that's rough, it even hurt my feelings.. :(

ok, not really.
 
jmh80

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Wait, wait, wait - I forgot!

In




(Ok B5150 - do yo' thang!)
 
LilPsychotic

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This guy needs to be banned. He's been posting this rubbish since he joined. Any available mod please help us out. Edit-I just realized that he is indeed banned. Thanks AM!
 
LilPsychotic

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In the spirit of the season, and from all of his here at AM, you sir, are a waste of space even more colossal than your feces. And, may I say, you are truly a piece of ****. Merry Christmas.
Reps
 
Topfueljunkie

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In the spirit of the season, and from all of his here at AM, you sir, are a waste of space even more colossal than your feces. And, may I say, you are truly a piece of ****. Merry Christmas.
HAHAHA ! Mullet, you do have quite the way with words!
 
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You only have straws, rubber bands and paper clips to unclog your toilet....
 

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