Oh no my virgin eyes.First off I would like to thank Dave and PAL for allowing me to test Aspire36. Dave contacted me and asked if I would test this product out, because of my sexy time prowess was leaked and circulated the masses via the internet. Okay, so a little hyperbole, but nonetheless I received a liquid cap of Aspire36.
I am a very skeptical person but at the same time, PAL is a great company so I wanted to make sure I gave a non-basis review. Being a cerebral person that I am, I than thought to myself what if these fockers sent me a placebo? I could envision Dave and the rest of his cohorts at PAL’s HQ laughing their asses off that they sent me a birth control pill, and that I am singing from the roof tops that I was pumping all night like a pr0n star…
With that being said, I started coming up with my expectations of what I expected from Aspire36. I set my goals low. I just wanted to get hard. After striking out Sunday night taking forever to get aroused, I could keep the arousal up. A couple of nights later that did change, my libido did skyrocket back-up. So, I raised my expectations and wanted to get real hard.
I popped my cap at 9:15pm, after a long strenuous day on AM errrr at work. I had been planting the seed all day long. Calling the lil lady up, and telling her how beautiful she is. Just complimenting her overall appearance, and give a little boost to her ego. She really did not pay attention to my comments, but once I mentioned the word shopping. Her attention was all mine. Next thing you know she is talking dirty to me and started telling me what she wanted to do…
10:15pm the lil lady and I were in our bedroom. She was trying on her new outfits, and as she was undressing, dressing, undressing, dressing, it started to turn me on. She finally jumped into bed and I was already ready to go. I was nice and firm, but I was trying to see if it was harder than usual, but was interrupted when the lil lady asked if I was going to put it in her or stand there staring at my pennis all night???
So as we engaged in coitus, is when I really started to feel the difference. It seemed like each pump was giving me a pump. This intensified the feeling. So as my confidence rose I started testing my boundaries and her flexibility. She noticed the extra-strength hard-on and commented on how hard I was and how good it felt.
Stamina wise it felt good, except when I started cramping up, damn Clenbuterol and Retain 2. I actually felt a lot more stimulated, but controllable. After I was done it was . And when I woke up in the morning, the morning wood fairy had sprinkled some morning wood dust on me. Usually when I get morning wood, I would say it would be about 75-80% hard, but this morning it was about 105%.
Overall my pennis would give Aspire36 a nice standing salute!!! It made me feel powerful and virile, the only downside, I can’t wait to get me some more.