Trust me on this bro, I KNOW.

Thing is, I'm trying to keep this as healthy as possible and any protein powder I can get at retail is filled with artificial flavors, colors, sweeteners, all that crap. I'm allergic to some of it, I get rashes.
So it's a REAL PAIN to find some protein without all that ****.

I usually order, but right now the funds are kinda tight so I've been trying only whole foods for a bit. Obviously that doesn't work for me.
And I don't get what's wrong with this city, retail protein is like 400% the price of mail-order.

You'd think there'd be some kind of way to make decent money without charging 4 *TIMES* the bloody price!!!!

So I got some (expensive) not-so-artificial protein powder at the store today.

Simple whey & egg, but it'll do for now.
And I also don't get what the bloody hell is wrong with those protein manufacturers! WTF is wrong with simple whey & egg protein without adding flavours, sweeteners, colours, kitchen sinks, yada, yada, yada...

Can't seem to get that anymore?

It use to be the best thing ever: perfectly bland, mix it with f'in ANYTHING and it's good. WTF you want me to do with f'in watermelon flavoured powder???? Grrrrrrrr
OK I'm done now.