Army Guy "Kleens" out the cabinets with LG, AI, PES, USP, and the kitchen sink!

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Resolve View Post
    I believe it was New Jersey that recently published a study saying that 60% of their incumbent high school graduates would be too fat to serve in the military. That both amuses and disgusts me.

    Bust those greasy asses AG, the future security of the nation depends on it!
    LMFAO like he needs any more encouragement,

    I really for sorry for those kids after he reads this!!!!

    Ahhhh, No I Dont

    Fugg em up AG
    Eat clean, piss dirty


  2. FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaa
    by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
    1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
    Working on living
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaa
    by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
    1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
    lol
    Eat clean, piss dirty

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaa
    by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
    1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
    Get 'em, AG!!!! And this is something to think about...how can people be worried about SENSITIVITY in the military? I mean, how's being sensitive gonna help when there are BULLETS, GRENADES, BOMBS AND TRAPS around you in the field?!! Kinda sickening...
    "I am NOT an alcoholic. Alcoholics have a drinking problem. I ain't got no problem drinking!!"
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  5. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaa
    by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!!
    lol
    1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I just busted out laughing at this.

    I hope you had fun gettin all up in that azz. May I suggest some static squats with (a full ruck sack ok maybe that's overkill) or weapon held at arms length?
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html
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  6. AG u crack me up bro

    imma be in Washington in oct for some survival refresher training. Wanna be my instructor ?

  7. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I just busted out laughing at this.

    I hope you had fun gettin all up in that azz. May I suggest some static squats with (a full ruck sack ok maybe that's overkill) or weapon held at arms length?
    Full ruck is weak sauce. just hop on her back :P

  8. Quote Originally Posted by MrBigPR View Post
    AG u crack me up bro

    imma be in Washington in oct for some survival refresher training. Wanna be my instructor ?
    SERE eh?

    Would that happen to be conducted at FAFB? I know it is but don't know if that's the "survival" school you speak of :P

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    As for now, we are dealing with all the fat bodies... tapping these guys SUCKS, and it stinks!!!! Glad I just get to watch the process and give the occasional crude remark!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Resolve View Post
    I believe it was New Jersey that recently published a study saying that 60% of their incumbent high school graduates would be too fat to serve in the military. That both amuses and disgusts me.

    Bust those greasy asses AG, the future security of the nation depends on it!
    I can't fathom why these fat ass kids decide to join the military anyway. Do they think this is a fast-track to weight-loss or something?
    They might as well watch "Dance Your Ass Off" and bounce along to the television!!!
    THE PAIN YOU ENDURE TODAY WILL PRODUCE THE POWER YOU ENJOY TOMORROW!!

    "Ye are gods, and all of you are children of the most High."

  10. Just remember though not all overweight kids are out of shape... some are tremendous athletes and strong.
    Unremarkable is no way to go through life... Doug

  11. lol some great suggestions in here!!! right now they are taking the PT test... I am going to the finish line where the best puking is going to be happening!!!
    And I def know about being "overweight" according to there Army standard I am 30 pounds over weight!!! BUT I am only 15% ish BF so I get left alone...
    These kids, however.... are mostly pudgy tools!!!
    more to folllow with hopefully puking picks!!!
    Working on living

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    lol some great suggestions in here!!! right now they are taking the PT test... I am going to the finish line where the best puking is going to be happening!!!
    And I def know about being "overweight" according to there Army standard I am 30 pounds over weight!!! BUT I am only 15% ish BF so I get left alone...
    These kids, however.... are mostly pudgy tools!!!
    more to folllow with hopefully puking picks!!!
    Are their upper weight limits (based on height,) on COs in the Army AG?
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  13. yeah for the Army as with the Marines there is a weight limit. If one is over, then one has to get measured for Body Fat. If they pass that, they are fine. If not, bad things can happen.
    Ok guys so I positioned myself at the end of the 2 mile run today and had my camera out in hopes of gettting pics of cadets puking their lungs out!!!! Alas, however, I was disappointed in that no one puked. 250 kids running and not a single chunk was blown!!!! CRAP!!!!! oh well. I guess that is actually good news.

    My lift today proved that running on 10 hours sleep total for the last 3 nights is not a good formula for making great gains, and especially since I had no ASGT before hand. Strength as fine, but there was no focus or concentration.
    Decline BB
    3 sets with 225
    Cable flies
    4 sets
    no go on triceps because no wraps and the elbow was revolting
    Seated Rows
    4 sets (actually had great strength here)
    Hercules Curls
    4 sets
    Standing Military Press
    3 sets 135

    side notes:
    up to 4 caps A-T2 and 8 natadrol. The Nata is making me very hungry, and it is driving me nuts because lunch for the last 2 days consisted of Jalapeno Sunflower seeds and old stale water. yum...
    Working on living

  14. Nice workout bro!! Keep kicking those cadets' asses!!!!!!!!!!
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  15. Hey AG you are still in there pushing it instead of trying to catch a cat nap that says so much regarding your discipline.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  16. That's what seperates us men from the little boys...

    F*ck sleep.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by MrBigPR View Post
    That's what seperates us men from the little boys...

    F*ck sleep.
    Sleep = Crutch

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  19. Lol you guys kill me. And I was so busy checking everyone else's log and forgot to check my own... we are at T minus two days uNtil gas chamber!!!! I will have puking pics gallore. Time now to get those awesome three hours of sleep... my faith in our future leaders is slowly rising though. Had some studs today

  20. Gas chamber...I remember going through that.
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  21. Gas chamber yeaaaah. Make sure to take a pic of the big guy who will be in fetal position, and of that one weird guy who is immune for some reason.



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  23. Looks like lennerwood. Freakin fatbodies o.O

  24. Quote Originally Posted by votum View Post
    and of that one weird guy who is immune for some reason.
    That was me... got shoved out of the chamber because I wouldn't cough or anything... made me take 6 deep breaths, and nothing.
    The Historic PES Legend
  25. Pics from the Major


    Well Guys I have a few pics from the Major since his Droid won't post them here.

    A March that AG will have to tell you about, had no info with the pic.

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    Hey check this out!!!! We yelled at this kid and after tried shaving his head and couldn't because his hands were shaking and two hours later he still couldn't... lol this is him... muahaahahahahha (okay so I added the muahaahahahahha)

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    KLEEN talking here:
    HaHa have to add that is funny crap! I got in trouble for bic'ing my head the second night of boot. LOL That isn't the haircut the Army gave you is it Private? Don't you think if Uncle Sam wanted your head shaved he would have shaved it for you. Front Lean and Rest Position... MOVE!!!!!!!! and the smoking of "Private Hulk" was in full session...

    "Private Hulk" was designated to me after my first or second locker inspection in boot. I asked my girl at the time to get my camera from my Dad and take some pics of her and my friends then get it developed and send it to me. Well I had taken some progress pics of myself flexing and forgot about them being on that roll of film. Guess who found them during locker inspection. "Oh so I see we have ourselves a real Hulk here in our midst. Do you think your a Hulk Private? Do you think your muscles are pretty boy?" Yes Drill Sergeant!!! I am a lean mean fighting machine Drill Sergeant!!! "We will see about you being a fighting machine, but from now on you arer Private Hulk, I sure hope you can live up to your name... Laughter ensues amongst the Drills and NCO, I crack a small smile knowing I will not live this down during boot!

    Thank God for pugil sticks! I swear I took non-stop ribbing for that, If I didn't max out on pushup or sit-ups, "Private Hulk, I thought you were supposed to be strong." or "Private Hulk all that muscle and you can't do 100 push ups?" FINALLY we had some fighting training, Hand to Hand and Pugil sticks. I shined there, we had a company challenge pitting platoons against themselves first then the winners from each platoon went against the winners from the other platoons. I beat everyone I went against in my company except one guy. He was about my size a little taller not quite as much muscle but this guy was a Golden Gloves champ and had gone pro as a boxer. He took that sh*t to me. I ain't gonna lie. I held as much of my own as I could and I got some good hits in on him but he was so fast and pin point precise with his strikes. We had to go 2 out of 3 at least so he didn't stomp me but man it felt like it. He said it sucked on his end too but I felt like I was the one getting killed the whole time. Point of the story is that at that point I was no longer Private Hulk, I was just Hulk and my entire platoon was chanting it during those best of the platoon bouts. Was pretty awesome to go from being picked on about it to it being meant for motivation and as a compliment instead of a put down.

    One last thing the last note AG sent me:
    "Thanks... heading to the gas chamber now.... muahaahahahahha"

    I told him we needed multiple pictures of the snot! We had a 6'2" record set at ours. A 6'6" guy in our platoon had a string of snot from his nose all the way to the ground, the more he blew it the more just came out but it wouldn't break off. Was insane!!!!!! Mine wasn't too bad, I would rather do the chamber than run 5 miles in formation again.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html
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