Army Guy "Kleens" out the cabinets with LG, AI, PES, USP, and the kitchen sink!

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by thundergod View Post
    Remember to greet those new cadets with a holy kiss......

    Remind them that you love them and explain to them how much fun being under fire in the heat of battle can be.

    What an Army we're building these days.
    This is what they should be welcomed with: followed by

    This is what war is like, anyone want to get their crying out of the way better do it now!!!!!!!!!! Time to grow a set cadets! (Said in best R. Lee Ermy Voice ala Full Metal Jacket)


  2. I remember getting of the bus at boot, being chased by what as far as I could tell was a pack of pissed off rottweillers and pitbulls with DI hats on saying something about formation and the words MOVE IT MAGGOTTTTTSSSSS at about 115 db.

    Man that was so exhilarating! You tried to psych yourself up for the arrival but it still got you off guard. I remember smiling in that first formation... OOPS!!!
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html
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  3. Good stuff AG! and an entertaining thread as always!

  4. lol all very good points, and luckily I brought my brass knuckles!!! I can't WAIT for tomorrows 0400 firedrill!!! GET UP MAGGOTTS!!!!! good thing some of us cadre still have a set if you know what I mean!!! the way the rest of these "Senior Leaders" want them treated you would think that these cadets will be arriving fully equipped with tampons and babywipes!!!
    I need to find another profession!!!
    Working on living

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    lol all very good points, and luckily I brought my brass knuckles!!! I can't WAIT for tomorrows 0400 firedrill!!! GET UP MAGGOTTS!!!!! good thing some of us cadre still have a set if you know what I mean!!! the way the rest of these "Senior Leaders" want them treated you would think that these cadets will be arriving fully equipped with tampons and babywipes!!!
    I need to find another profession!!!
    No offense AG but you would make one bad*** Marine strictly based on your killer attitude!
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by oufinny View Post
    No offense AG but you would make one bad*** Marine strictly based on your killer attitude!
    Trust me they are getting empathy training too.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  7. I love Robot Chicken.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  8. Does anyone in here watch Squidbillies?

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Tomahawk88 View Post
    Does anyone in here watch Squidbillies?
    I have seen it before but I wouldn't say I am familiar with it.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  10. Well apparently Im like right in the middle of where they are talking about lol

  11. sorry for the lack of updates guys but today has been NUTS. only got to yell at 2 cadets so far, so I am ready for more blood... DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!! Muahahahahahaha
    Will check up in all of your logs as soon as I am able. For now please know I am giving these kids HELL!!!! lol
    Working on living

  12. ok guys real quick update...
    went to bed at 2315 last night (11:15 pm for you civilians) and was up at 0300 this morning for a fire drill / urinalysis with the cadets. Holy crap 0300 is early!!!!
    HOWEVER... happiness is yelling at cadets who are sound asleep at the top of your lungs causing at least 1 female to cry while running out the door to the formation area... tear wipe... life is good!!! I always wanted to do that!!!
    Working on living

  13. lol Awesome stuff!
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  14. Ok guys typing with big fingers on this Droid... not easy!!!!
    We had the fire alarm and made a female cadet cry lol. I actually took a picture, but the picture was to dark. LOL. Had 30 minutes for the lift today.
    DB incline
    3 sets 100's
    SS
    Tricep cable two hand ext with. Front and back....
    3 sets
    Wide pull downs
    3 sets 220
    Curls
    Random 6 sets
    Shoulder machine press
    3 sets

    ASGT saved me today with no sleep...3 scoops.... mmmmmmmm

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    ok guys real quick update...
    went to bed at 2315 last night (11:15 pm for you civilians) and was up at 0300 this morning for a fire drill / urinalysis with the cadets. Holy crap 0300 is early!!!!
    HOWEVER... happiness is yelling at cadets who are sound asleep at the top of your lungs causing at least 1 female to cry while running out the door to the formation area... tear wipe... life is good!!! I always wanted to do that!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    Ok guys typing with big fingers on this Droid... not easy!!!!
    We had the fire alarm and made a female cadet cry lol. I actually took a picture, but the picture was to dark. LOL. Had 30 minutes for the lift today.
    DB incline
    3 sets 100's
    SS
    Tricep cable two hand ext with. Front and back....
    3 sets
    Wide pull downs
    3 sets 220
    Curls
    Random 6 sets
    Shoulder machine press
    3 sets

    ASGT saved me today with no sleep...3 scoops.... mmmmmmmm
    LMAO dude u crack me up. Very nice making someone cry. It really makes me want to coach wrestling again this year after hearing about how u torture those youths lol. I wish the head coach would let me be in charge of the torture err I mean conditioning

  16. LOL torture them crybabies. I was a pain in the ass in boot I bet you would have never guessed. Pushing pavement was my PLEASURE! I would tell the DI, you can only smoke me until I am smoked then change exercises. No big deal I just get stronger. Then he made me squad leader and made my guys press the ground with me every time. I cooled my jets a bit when others were getting punished for my actions and took more of a leadership role.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  17. lol I would have LOVED to have you as my SL!!! good times my friend!!!
    As for now, we are dealing with all the fat bodies... tapping these guys SUCKS, and it stinks!!!! Glad I just get to watch the process and give the occasional crude remark!!!
    Tom I say go for it brother!!!!
    Working on living

  18. Love the abuse
    Eat clean, piss dirty

  19. I think my butterbar XO was one of those girls, but keep that on the DL hahaha

  20. Awesome!
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  21. AG, you are my hero. Nuff said.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

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  23. Good work AG, break 'em down and build 'em back up! No shortage of baggage carriers to help you achieve some new PRs, u should give them all a task or too, someone makes protein shakes, someone to mop your fevered brow, someone to wash sweaty gym clothes, etc

    Lovely! Sounds great, god corporate life is sooo boring!

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    lol I would have LOVED to have you as my SL!!! good times my friend!!!
    As for now, we are dealing with all the fat bodies... tapping these guys SUCKS, and it stinks!!!! Glad I just get to watch the process and give the occasional crude remark!!!
    Tom I say go for it brother!!!!
    I believe it was New Jersey that recently published a study saying that 60% of their incumbent high school graduates would be too fat to serve in the military. That both amuses and disgusts me.

    Bust those greasy asses AG, the future security of the nation depends on it!
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