Wednesday August 2nd, my life has changed. I took it in the butt for the first time today!!!
Stop smiling Ubi!
SO I walk into this nice looking farmicia today in CR. I walk right up and say I need TWO things 1)Testoserona 2) Diarrea medicine. The later doesn't concern this story unless you are paying attention to the title of this thread. He says sure, one moment. He comes back a few seconds later with a box of sostenen. Or close, I quickly read the ingrediants and said SI! I said I need a lot of that and 30 pills of the other. For the record, I am not sure where I contracted the parasitic gringo killer in me, but I know it has something to do with the little village of small people I ate in the last week while going catabolic.
I say "and some darts, er needles" while doing this poking action to my bicep. He looks at me pretty funny and points to a NICE looking female doc and says" She can applicate it for you. " I said here, he nodded. SWEET!!!
SO I wait about five minutes and she is quite busy and then she motions for me to come into the back room and here is where it gets funny. I haven't studied the part of Spanish yet that involves telling someone to strip. SO I roll up my sleeve getting my delt ready, she shakes her pretty head no. She motions to my pants and I say OK, and I undo them enough to show her a little upper cheek. She shakes her head no and in Spanish says "Drop your pants you gigante gringo. I smile and oblige.
Long story short, today I got stabbed in the butt and I loved it. I will see the good doc three times a week now until I leave.
Stop smiling Ubi!
SO I walk into this nice looking farmicia today in CR. I walk right up and say I need TWO things 1)Testoserona 2) Diarrea medicine. The later doesn't concern this story unless you are paying attention to the title of this thread. He says sure, one moment. He comes back a few seconds later with a box of sostenen. Or close, I quickly read the ingrediants and said SI! I said I need a lot of that and 30 pills of the other. For the record, I am not sure where I contracted the parasitic gringo killer in me, but I know it has something to do with the little village of small people I ate in the last week while going catabolic.
I say "and some darts, er needles" while doing this poking action to my bicep. He looks at me pretty funny and points to a NICE looking female doc and says" She can applicate it for you. " I said here, he nodded. SWEET!!!
SO I wait about five minutes and she is quite busy and then she motions for me to come into the back room and here is where it gets funny. I haven't studied the part of Spanish yet that involves telling someone to strip. SO I roll up my sleeve getting my delt ready, she shakes her pretty head no. She motions to my pants and I say OK, and I undo them enough to show her a little upper cheek. She shakes her head no and in Spanish says "Drop your pants you gigante gringo. I smile and oblige.
Long story short, today I got stabbed in the butt and I loved it. I will see the good doc three times a week now until I leave.