Just a good story!!!

[revodrew]

I guess it could go into general chat but I think it beongs here. Someone I know, just started injecting yesterday. Here is a little background on him.

height-5'10
weight-150 tops
age- 31
lifting experiance- 1 month

here is the story, this dude was dating a girl from playboy, she was ok, nothing special in person, although, I would have torn it up. She left him to go back to her old boyfrind who was a heavy gear user, something like running 36 week cycles on a constant basis with not pct. So not only abusin, but also a dumbass to . Well now my buddy wants to get big to match the ex she ran back to. I tried to get him to sign up for bobo like I did but instead he wants to take the easy way out. I see gear as something to use when you hit a plateau or sticking point, not when you first start out. I am trying to get some before pics but he wont let me take any. He is thinking that he is going to gain around 30 lbs on a 12 weeker. Nto sure ifthis is possible but if he does, he will be so obvious. I will keep all posted on his stats. including his medical bills as he knows nothing about what he is doing. I tried to warn him but it fell on deaf ears. :blink:

 

[Beelzebub]

sadly, that's the general reason for most to use gear. to impress some chick. when he fails, then try again to help him. he may be more willing to listen then.

fwiw, i don't believe gear should be used for a sticking point either. if your program and diet aren't down, fix that **** first. add gear once it's fixed and voila.

 

[revodrew]

What I meant was, if you are woking out and cant get past a certain weight and all is in check then yes, cross over but like you said, if you eat crap, drink alot, ect, then no, your right you should stay away.

I showed him pics of infections and he said I aint stupid, that isnt going to happen to me. Well, you are using without doing research, so yes you are stupid!!

 

[jarhead]

"Someone you know" huh? Hope you get your girl back revodrew!

 

[revodrew]

"Someone you know" huh? Hope you get your girl back revodrew!

Some how I knew that was going to be said and I thought " Ill post it anyways, and see what happens"! Well you have proven me right. I wish I could get a girl in playboy, but it is not me. like stated, I have never been to the dark side (ilegally). But yeah, I know you were just messin. Actually I dont think he wants her back anymore, just wants to show her what she could have had. :trout:

 

[natedogg]

Steroids paired with newbie gains, he could stand to gain quite a bit. Dumb move though...of course. Sounds like his mind is made up. If you can't talk him out of it, do your best to teach this guy the right way to do it so he doesn't **** himself up.

 

[revodrew]

I wish that I could teach him but I have no clue, gear is something that I have never tampered with. I am considering doing a cycle but wont until I know the it as much as I can. I did an M1T cycle with nothing, had no idea what it was. The owner at my gym told me it was in comparison to 1ad but worked better. I got rashes, couldnt sleep and drank like a fish while taking it. Never again will I do that. I am just trying to get him to eat, he eats like a nutra grain bar every 4 hours and thinks that is enough? Dumb mo fos, I could be putting his stuff to good use in a couple of months.

 

[Beelzebub]

help him with his diet then. if he won't even listen to that much, let him be. like i said, when he fails, he may be willing to listen.

 

[jarhead]

If he's got his mind made up, I would say most importantly, find him a good link to proper injection techniques. Screwing that part up is probably the quickest way he could screw himself up. Beyond that , beat it into him to stick to reasonable dosages and length of his cycle, and also hook him up with links to proper pct, and ancill's. It's frustrating I know. I recently had to try(unsuccessfully) to talk my cousin out of trying roids...right after he got out of rehab for crack! He thought if he put his focus into lifting, it would help him with his addiction. The most we can do when a person's made up their mind is like everyone said- try to keep them from effing themselves up. Also- send him to this site, he'll either get flamed straight, or educated!

 

[JCJXXL]

5'10 and 150 pounds? The guy doesn't need juice. He just needs to train and eat. He's hoping for 30 pound gains? Yeah, he might get it, but how lame/uncool does it sound to say, "Yeah I did a cycle and I am still under 200 pounds".

Bottom line is that juice is not the complete answer. I know YOU and the rest of us know this, but if the guy is not dedicated and doesn't have the drive and heart to train no amount of juice is going to help him.

I think the majority of people on here would agree, before the juice comes a passion for just being in the gym and training.

 

[Beelzebub]

agreed JC (jesus?), my money says he'll quit the gym within a month of completing the cycle.

 

[JCJXXL]

agreed JC (jesus?),

Are you asking if the JC is suppose to be Jesus? Nah. My screen name is a combo of my initials and shirtsize.

 

[BigCasino]

Well even if your friend gains 30lbs, yes it will be impressive compared to his current physique, but he is only 150lbs (and we don't even know what %bf) so 30lbs would put him at 180lbs @ 5'10". Sorry, but if this ex boyfriend the playmate ran back to is a chronic gear user / muscle freak, he isn't going to be showing him up or showing her what she is missing anytime soon. Plus that is just sad, 5'10" 150lbs, 31 years old? This guy sounds like one naturally small dude, he is going to need more than just gear if he wants to really change how he looks, as Bleeze noted getting his diet in check would be top priority. You can call me an ass for the following, and I wouldn't blame you given he is your friend, but he is 31, and acting like a real tool about this, if he is going to have that attitude of being closed minded, not listening to anyone, and not giving a **** about learning how to do things proper, he doesn't really deserve to all those muscles he wants so bad.

 

[revodrew]

Well even if your friend gains 30lbs, yes it will be impressive compared to his current physique, but he is only 150lbs (and we don't even know what %bf) so 30lbs would put him at 180lbs @ 5'10". Sorry, but if this ex boyfriend the playmate ran back to is a chronic gear user / muscle freak, he isn't going to be showing him up or showing her what she is missing anytime soon. Plus that is just sad, 5'10" 150lbs, 31 years old? This guy sounds like one naturally small dude, he is going to need more than just gear if he wants to really change how he looks, as Bleeze noted getting his diet in check would be top priority. You can call me an ass for the following, and I wouldn't blame you given he is your friend, but he is 31, and acting like a real tool about this, if he is going to have that attitude of being closed minded, not listening to anyone, and not giving a **** about learning how to do things proper, he doesn't really deserve to all those muscles he wants so bad.

Tell me something I dont know!:icon_lol:

 

[cable626]

off newbie gains alone he can gain 20lbs in 2 or 3 months.
What's the point of doing a cycle to gain 30lbs with no knowledge of how to KEEP the 30lbs!!! he'll blow up then shrink back down. then he'll have no muscle nor any test in his body! :nutkick:

 

[BOHICA]

Just tell him the best way to get gains off of gear is to inject a cc into each testicle or he won't see any results at all. If it doesn't scare and him and he actually does it, then I bet he only does it once and starts doing research. :twisted:

 

[Beelzebub]

remember the newb that injected right into his ass ream? LOL

 

[DougMan]

remember the newb that injected right into his ass ream? LOL

:icon_lol: that must have been quite the shock.

 

[BOHICA]

remember the newb that injected right into his ass ream? LOL

I remember that and he was asking if it was supposed to hurt or be that hard to push it and he wasnt sure if he got it close enough to the hole lol. lolol :icon_lol:

 

[Beelzebub]

here's part of the convo:

lunatic
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am i doing this right cause when i put it in my buttocks it hurts real bad the sphincter tightens and it makes it harder to make it go thru i dont know how everyone does this once a week ... I QUIT.!

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THE APE
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WHAT THE HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?!??LOL

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Androl
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LOL !! The Ape; I know what you,re thinking of...

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lunatic
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Am i doing this wrong or can any of you guys help me. what is ape thinking of. I know it hurt like a bitch

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THE APE
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IS THIS THE" SHAVED ONE" WITH A NEW HANDLE?

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lunatic
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Ape i dont know what your thinking of but please have some sympathy for a guy its my first time. Its swollen now and hurts when i drop a deuce. Im in constant pain now. This cant be the way. Does it go in your butt cheek and not in your butt it self. help...

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THE APE
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IF YOURE SERIOUS BRO, WHERE ARE YOU INJECTING?IF YOURE IN THE RIGHT AREA IT SHOULDNT HURT MUCH IF AT ALL.

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lunatic
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well from what i understand your supposed to inject in the ass right well i inject right into the ass. on the right of the ring pretty much in the ring. and thats a pretty hard place like rubber.

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THE APE
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THE UPPER OUTER QUADRON OF YOUR GLUTE IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU INJECT.CHECK OUT 2THICKS INJECTION SITE.IT COVERS EVERYTHING AND THEN SOME.

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THE APE
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GUYS...IM ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS

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BLOODTIDE
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I hope this is some kind of sick joke!

 

[jarhead]

:blink: No. No freakin way. I don't even know what to say to that.

 

[mywetnightmares]

I want to meet that kid, just once, and point and laugh.

 

[natedogg]

Don't make fun. I didn't know what I was doing.

 

[JCJXXL]

How would someone even come up with the idea that you shoot near your hole?

Sheesh.

 

[Beelzebub]

:blink: No. No freakin way. I don't even know what to say to that.

it went on for a while, i still find the first statement the funniest "don't know how you guys do this once a week, i quit" LOL.

tried to find the original thread but apparently it's gone. you get the idea though.

 

[BOHICA]

Don't make fun. I didn't know what I was doing.

The only needle that close to your butthole has been beelz's
:jaw:

 

[revodrew]

The only needle that close to your butthole has been beelz's
:jaw:

Nate I would hate to say it, but you are getting stomped by everyone today. The focus has come off Beelz for once, on to you!

 

[natedogg]

The only needle that close to your butthole has been beelz's
:jaw:

That's a shot at Beez nuts as well. Do you have any idea how small needles are? About as small as Beelz's pee pee apparently.

 

[revodrew]

I guess your right, it just seems that everyone is after you today. Are you sure your feathers dont ruffle?

 

[natedogg]

I guess your right, it just seems that everyone is after you today. Are you sure your feathers dont ruffle?

Negative Devil.

 

[revodrew]

Easy marine, stand down with that talk. Flashbacks of that era are not welcome with me.

 

[Beelzebub]

That's a shot at Beez nuts as well. Do you have any idea how small needles are? About as small as Beelz's pee pee apparently.

they don't call me 'needle dick' for nuthin' :hammer:

 

[BOHICA]

they don't call me 'needle dick' for nuthin' :hammer:

Glen: Good going you just lost us the game Needle Dick

Beelz: Will you still be my friend?

Glen: NO

 

[jmh80]

There is no way that thread was real.

Dude was just messing around. He wouldn't say Deuce and some of the other words if he were really injecting into his sphincter.

 

[Beelzebub]

lol, it's an old thread. few years ago. but everyone that remembers it says it was as real as you can get.

bohica, ....and glen showed me his boobies and i like dem too.

 

[natedogg]

Makes for good entertainment at least. Kinda of like Beelze. :trout:

 

[jmh80]

B - I think you have more rep power than both Bobo and Dr. D.

Someone has been servicing you multiple times. Who is it?

 

[natedogg]

B - I think you have more rep power than both Bobo and Dr. D.

Someone has been servicing you multiple times. Who is it?

He pleases me, I rep him. And he's been doing alot of pleasing lately if you know what I mean.

 

[Beelzebub]

B - I think you have more rep power than both Bobo and Dr. D.

Someone has been servicing you multiple times. Who is it?

the ladies (nate) can't get enough of beelze.

 

[natedogg]

the ladies (me) can't get enough of natedogg the stud. Ohhhhh yeah! Break me off a piece of that!

Why thank you.

 

[Beelzebub]

LOL.

 

[revodrew]

refrevo says, one point nate!:clap2:

 

[asap nutrition]

I hate to say this but a good portion of AAS users have little weight training experience but make nice gains with AAS usage and weight training. I was one of them. Yes I would have made better gains if I had say 3 years of experience before my first usage but I still gained like 18lbs in 12 weeks and reduced my body fat by about 6%. I did have lots of water retention and I wish I would I have utilized PCT after my cycle.

If he is willing to learn and listen then he will make some gains but I do agree with the guy above that says he will fail because guy is doing it all for the wrong reasons and doesn't seem like he is willing to do any research or listen to experienced individuals.

Atleast whe I first used I reseached for a whole year and half before I finally took the plunge and I only had about 1 year training experience at the time.