A new way to take orals?

[protoculture]

In your anus.

Yes I am serious. Would that not work if you ground then up? Would the drug enter body through membrane? Thereby bypassing liver?

 

[heckler7]

dolphins have gay sex

 

[swollen87]

you like it up your ass?


the steroid would prob pass through the anus and get absorbed into your bloodstream... then it would go into your liver(methyl attached) and you just took it up the ass for no reason... (maybe)

it could raise bioavailability tho


let us know how it works out for u

 

[protoculture]

I don't understand, injectables go into the bloodstream wouldn't the liver process it as well?

 

[swollen87]

I don't understand, injectables go into the bloodstream wouldn't the liver process it as well?

most injectables arent methylated tho...

all steroids affect the liver in some way... but methylated ones try to kill it

 

[protoculture]

right thanks. When you say 'kill it' is that really what's going on? Obviously I know it's considered toxic. But would it be more accurate to say that the liver is removing a substance that it considers toxic from the bloodstream in order to protect the body? I am curious.

 

[heckler7]

If I park my truck under a tree with a few birds under it in a few minutes theres bird crap all over it. At my house I have some squirrels in the trees over my truck, yet in all my years I never seen any crap on my truck?

 

[protoculture]

most injectables arent methylated tho...

all steroids affect the liver in some way... but methylated ones try to kill it

Ah ok, I was under the impression that injectables were hundred percent liver safe.

Cheers.

 

[nattydisaster]

you like it up your ass?


the steroid would prob pass through the anus and get absorbed into your bloodstream... then it would go into your liver(methyl attached) and you just took it up the ass for no reason... (maybe)

it could raise bioavailability tho


let us know how it works out for u

lol

Ah ok, I was under the impression that injectables were hundred percent liver safe.

Cheers.

Not if you are injecting methyls

 

[bashman]

In your anus.

Yes I am serious. Would that not work if you ground then up? Would the drug enter body through membrane? Thereby bypassing liver?

Seriously, even if it was proven twice as effective as oral consumption, I personally would not even consider this an option, let alone give it a second thought.

 

[protoculture]

why not? do you save your man hole for your lover only? =)

 

[protoculture]

you like it up your ass?

Do I like what up my ass?

 

[kanakafarian]

If you stuck it up your ass and 5 minutes later you had to sh!t, you just wasted a dose! LOL :laugh:

 

[gymrat827]

this is the dumbest ? ive seen on AM

 

[kanakafarian]

this is the dumbest ? ive seen on AM

LOL It's up there but I've read some crazy stuff before!

 

[protoculture]

this is the dumbest ? ive seen on AM

AWESOME, is there a crown around I can wear?????

 

[bashman]

AWESOME, is there a crown around I can wear?????

No it went to the guy who asked about injecting whey protein..keep trying though bud, don't give up.

 

[kanakafarian]

No it went to the guy who asked about injecting whey protein..keep trying though bud, don't give up.

LOL I remember that thread! We should revive it! :laugh2:

 

[heckler7]

If you stuck it up your ass and 5 minutes later you had to sh!t, you just wasted a dose! LOL :laugh:

he may never crap again cause his sphincter would get swoll

 

[swollen87]

Seriously, even if it was proven twice as effective as oral consumption, I personally would not even consider this an option, let alone give it a second thought.

im a drug-addict in recovery.... i know of people who have done this with e-pills/coke/oxycontin/alcohol/viagra

personally i have never had anything in my ass but poo


but ive been if u need 3 pills to get off orally.... it only takes one pill to get off anally

 

[protoculture]

No it went to the guy who asked about injecting whey protein..keep trying though bud, don't give up.

Injecting Whey ?? LBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[heckler7]

im a drug-addict in recovery.... i know of people who have done this with e-pills/coke/oxycontin/alcohol/viagra

personally i have never had anything in my ass but poo


but ive been if u need 3 pills to get off orally.... it only takes one pill to get off anally

you said poo

 

[no reason]

LOL I remember that thread! We should revive it! :laugh2:

hahahaha..is this it ?? http://anabolicminds.com/forum/bulking/169976-just-thought-here.html

 

[kanakafarian]

hahahaha..is this it ?? http://anabolicminds.com/forum/bulking/169976-just-thought-here.html

Yup, that's it! That guy wins the crown for dumbest question!

 

[no reason]

Yup, that's it! That guy wins the crown for dumbest question![/QUOTE


hahahahahahahahaa !!! and this guy should get first runner up ! lol

 

[apoxtle]

i never saw that thread. that some funny s*hit. I'm thinking of injecting whey protein up the 'ol s*hitpipe with a turkey baster. think it would absorb faster?

 

[jdj16]

we should start calling them aaas....

anal anabolic androgenic steriods....

 

[808rebel]

Seriously, even if it was proven twice as effective as oral consumption, I personally would not even consider this an option, let alone give it a second thought.

woooord.

we should start calling them aaas....

anal anabolic androgenic steriods....

LMFAO

 

[HATEFULone]

Anal administration hits people faster with E I know, also if the balloon breaks while someone is smuggling in coke or heroin they will definitely od. I know the effects hit faster but I'm not sure of anything regarding actual effectiveness and serum concentration with PO vs PR administration. Tylenol is dosed at the same whether given by mouth or rectally for example, but whoever wants to try putting a ph in their ass be my guess.

 

[heckler7]

sounds like this should be its own forum, assabolics

 

[HATEFULone]

I mean if you can put a gerbil in your ass, you can put some methyls in there I'm sure. Just make sure you do them seperate, otherwise you will have an angry jacked gerbil in you. Bad combo if you ask me.

 

[kain1012]

I mean if you can put a gerbil in your ass, you can put some methyls in there I'm sure. Just make sure you do them seperate, otherwise you will have an angry jacked gerbil in you. Bad combo if you ask me.

I am going to piss my self from laughing so hard!!!'

:lmao:

 

[kanakafarian]

This forum and all the recent gay activity is starting to scare me! LOL

 

[protoculture]

but ive been if u need 3 pills to get off orally.... it only takes one pill to get off anally

So would this avoid first pass on the liver and make orals a little bit safer? ( as per injectables ).

Sounds to me like you are saying that there is more absorption of the drug this way.

 

[protoculture]

could you not also crush the pills absorb in oil and rub onto skin?

 

[808rebel]

could you not also crush the pills absorb in oil and rub onto skin?

dude, we're still all joking around here right? u seem a bit serious

 

[kanakafarian]

dude, we're still all joking around here right? u seem a bit serious

lol

 

[kanakafarian]

could you not also crush the pills absorb in oil and rub onto skin?

Why don't you give it a try and let us know.

 

[protoculture]

Why don't you give it a try and let us know.

Do you think it would work?

 

[kanakafarian]

Do you think it would work?

:laugh2:

 

[kain1012]

Ya I crush my pills in the morning and use them in the shower as body wash. When I get out I got such a huge pump!!!! and I didn't even need a serm afterward.

 

[protoculture]

Ya I crush my pills in the morning and use them in the shower as body wash. When I get out I got such a huge pump!!!! and I didn't even need a serm afterward.

Do you soak them in oil to absorb the medicine?

 

[kanakafarian]

Do you soak them in oil to absorb the medicine?

okey: :fool2: :smashfreakB:

 

[swollen87]

Do you soak them in oil to absorb the medicine?

do yourself a favor.... never take steroids or drugs

 

[heckler7]

Do you soak them in oil to absorb the medicine?

I think the best advice I can give you is dont do roids or pro hormones. Hit the GNC and get some whey and jacked. Ask the guy there plenty of questions.:ntome:

 

[swollen87]

I think the best advice I can give you is dont do roids or pro hormones. Hit the GNC and get some whey and jacked. Ask the guy there plenty of questions.:ntome:

great prices too!

 

[R1balla]

this is almost as dumb as the dude who asked about injecting milk mixed with whey protein and if that would be absorbed better LOL i would like that OP and this OP to brainstorm together and see what ideas they come up with

 

[protoculture]

this is almost as dumb as the dude who asked about injecting milk mixed with whey protein and if that would be absorbed better LOL i would like that OP and this OP to brainstorm together and see what ideas they come up with

We would blow your mind.

I have another idea about anal administrating Bovine Colostrum that way the IGF doesnt get destroyed in the gut

 

[heckler7]

We would blow your mind.

I have another idea about anal administrating Bovine Colostrum that way the IGF doesnt get destroyed in the gut

you forced my hand, I must neg you.:*******:

 

[Uncle Ralph]

at what point does one decide said pill has been inserted "far enough" up the anus for maximum absorption?