Okay, just read everything...(waste of 5 minutes of my life). I've got one theory:
BoomBoom is actually "the situation"
:lol:
But seriously, a few things:
"lean" and "not Jay Cutler" is fine - how about picking Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper or any freakin male model out there? Who have FULLY DEVELOPED abs. This guy has no obliques whatsoever and it looks more like some kind of weird growth.
And in regards to "steroids" in all of this - abs are built up like any other muscle is (generally speaking, here), but are visible/noticed when bodyfat is low. SOOOOOO, the solution, therefore, would be to do weighted ab exercises and planks (stabilizing exercises) to work them (again, generally speaking) and then once your bodyfat percentage is low enough, you see them.
My abs were always strong, but really started popping about a year and a half ago once I dropped more bf. And for the record, no steroids were necessary in achieving that. It was a lot of dieting, cardio and hard weight-training. Did I use supplements? Sure. But I used staples and then some fat-burners.
Also, I know numerous people who use steroids and I look better (and leaner) than they do. Juice doesn't = success. Hard work and knowledge and discipline = success...adding steroids to that second equation can just get you there quicker or make the success a little bit better.