Got a situation...

[MikeGfilms]

Ok so for Spring Break me and some of my buddies are going on a 5 day cruise to Mexico. This cruise will consist of LOTS of alcohol, LOTS of women, and LOTS of bad decisions lol...So anyways, I am planning on running an inject cycle before this cruise. The problem is my timing is going to be a little bit off with the cycle. The cruise is in about 5 months. I was originally planning on doing a 10 week Test Prop cycle with Oral Tren (AAS) and A-bombs and the beginning and end. Then Clomid for 4 weeks. So itll be a total of 14-15 weeks.

I wont be starting for another 2 months prolly...which is where it gets a little sketchy. I deffineatly dont want to be on PCT on the cruise...i will loose everything from the alcohol and ****ty dieting. But i also dont want to be still on cycle during the cruise, as for the sake of my liver and such. Also the fact that i would have to sneak on a vial and needles of test prop...which i dont think i would get away with.

So i have another option and that is to do
Test E weeks 1-10 500mg/week (twice a week)
A-bombs or Dbol kickstart for 4 weeks
Clomid for weeks 13-16
***Ill be on the cruise around week 8 or 9 prolly so ill be off the dbol for about a month.

So i was thinking for the week that ill be on the cruise, if i inject the night before leaving, and say do 2ml(500mg) should i be covered for the week im on the cruise? Ill definitely be taking TONS of liver support and such. What do you guys think about this option?

I am definitely going to be needing to run a cycle before the cruise (get swole for the ladies) but, the quickest it takes me to get gear is around 3 weeks, and i wont have the $ for about another month or so.

 

[BarbellBeast]

oh yeah, test enth half life is damn near 2 weeks man

 

[MikeGfilms]

So you think that test e would be my best bet then? I will be working out in the gym on the ship and eating a ton, but i know im gonna have alot of cheat foods as well lol...it is a spring break cruise.

 

[BarbellBeast]

yeah.. is long as you're not on any orals, you'll be all good! plus being on test on a cruise! all alpha male & the libido, bro you'll be even hittin some fat chciks!

 

[MikeGfilms]

LMAO thats what im saying haha. Its going to be insane.

So the cycle will look something like this

Test E Weeks 1-10 (500mg/week)
Dbol Weeks 1-4 (30/30/40/40)
Clomid Weeks 13-16 (100/75/50/25)

I should be on the cruise for week 8 im thinking.

Also, you can buy a **** ton of roids in mexico, so im deffineatly gona stock up on some stuff.

 

[radiodude]

LMAO thats what im saying haha. Its going to be insane.

So the cycle will look something like this

Test E Weeks 1-10 (500mg/week)
Dbol Weeks 1-4 (30/30/40/40)
Clomid Weeks 13-16 (100/75/50/25)

I should be on the cruise for week 8 im thinking.

Also, you can buy a **** ton of roids in mexico, so im deffineatly gona stock up on some stuff.

I'd say run the test for 12-16 weeks.

 

[BarbellBeast]

Yeah might as well run the test for at least 12 weeks, you said you'll be gone for 1 week? So like you said before you leave, shoot 500mg of test and then when you get back you can resume the 250mg shots twice a week.

 

[slacker86]

ur gonna lose everything from that week binge u know that right? i dont care if ur on anadrol the whole cruise u wont keep muscle while drinking ur tits off and not eating properly or training correctly. U will be swole for about 3 days into the cruise at best. If u take 500mg in one shot ur prob gonna get water retention. BTW the negative effects of oral steroids dont cease once u stop taking them ur liver is still gonna be ****ed up even after a month of not taking them. If you want my advice skip the cycle till after you come back ur gonna have very little to show for it with a hell week in the middle of it.

Then again if ur gonna run steroids and binge drink then make sure u have good health insurance cause liver failure and dialysis are two terms you should become familiar with.

Had a friend who did the same exact thing u did except with superdrol for a kick and test e run, went on spring break came back puking and pissing blood. Soo good luck if u try to do that hope your organs are stronger than his where.

 

[slacker86]

and ur going to buy steroids in mexico?

1) they are almost all completely fake when ur going to tourist sites.
2) ur buying medications to inject into ur body from a country where if u drink the water you will get sick
3) cutoms will have ur ass in federal prision if they find that **** when u come back into the states. Possesion is one thing smuggling class A drugs across country borders is another.
4) if ur connection up here is that bad chances are u should wait on this gear till u find a good guy to get **** from.

 

[MikeGfilms]

Damn way to be a party pooper...lol jk. yea i put alot of thought into it, but with the test in my system, working out on the ship gym, and eating a ton, i shouldnt loose too much.

Also, i order my gear online, not from a person, thats why it takes a little longer.

 

[slacker86]

i highly suggest u get a complete metabolic panel blood test done before u go. i really think ur underestimating the strength of the orals u are on. Make sure to take a very good look at your liver values.

IDK man im just saying personally if i was going to binge all week i wouldnt even bother working out its not going to accomplish much. And i dont think there will be too many times in ur day where u are actually sober. eating... idk again its going to be tough for u to keep a lot of what u gained.

 

[slacker86]

just keep it Human Grade and u will be fine. I highly suggest u dont buy anything in mexico tho.

 

[Jasen]

Why not time is so that your on cycle while vacation since your gone for 5 days just do a double shot day of or before vacation

 

[Jasen]

Yeah might as well run the test for at least 12 weeks, you said you'll be gone for 1 week? So like you said before you leave, shoot 500mg of test and then when you get back you can resume the 250mg shots twice a week.

Yupp that's what I did

 

[MikeGfilms]

Why not time is so that your on cycle while vacation since your gone for 5 days just do a double shot day of or before vacation

You obviously didnt read my first post...

 

[Jasen]

yes u said 5 day cruise right?

 

[Presa]

If you look like you might do steroids I would consider NOT stocking up so CBP doesn't seize them and put you in jail to become a rectal ranger.

 

[EasyEJL]

3) cutoms will have ur ass in federal prision if they find that **** when u come back into the states. Possesion is one thing smuggling class A drugs across country borders is another.

only if he has some high quantity. 90 days of any drug is ok to bring back in with you, which still would be at least 3 vials of testosterone. It and even a number of other anabolics are still prescribed in the US, so it is importable legally.

 

[MikeGfilms]

Yes 5 days.

And are you sure about the 90 days?? is there any proof of this? i mean ive herd stories of people doing it on the border, but some get away with it, some dont. I really dont want to risk getting jailed for it if the risk is that high. One of my buddies went last year and brought back a bunch of ****, Nolva, bunch of test amps, various orals

 

[EasyEJL]

Here's the official bs on it

http://www.cbp.gov/xp/cgov/travel/clearing/restricted/medication_drugs.xml

 

[MikeGfilms]

hmmmm...i think ill pass on buying them there.

"Thus, in virtually all instances, individual citizens are prohibited from importing prescription drugs into the United States."


" 1. The intended use of the drug is for a serious condition for which effective treatment may not be available domestically;
2. The drug will not be distributed commercially by the importer;
3. The product is considered not to represent an unreasonable risk;
4. The individual seeking to import the product affirms in writing that the drug is for the patient’s own use and provides the name and address of the doctor licensed in the United States responsible for his or her treatment with the product, or provides evidence that the product is for the continuation of a treatment begun in a foreign country."


My online source is super cheap as it is anyways, i think its just cool i can walk into a shop and buy anything in there lol.

 

[slacker86]

tna

 

[BigBlackGuy]

It's pretty simple. Stuff the vials of test inside a big chunk of meat. Unless you can't bring meat back with you.

 

[soontobbeast]

It's pretty simple. Stuff the vials of test inside a big chunk of meat. Unless you can't bring meat back with you.

best advice so far.

 

[MikeGfilms]

what? lol. Like am i supposed to buy a bunch of ground beef and stuff it in my luggage lol?

 

[Gator 87]

only if he has some high quantity. 90 days of any drug is ok to bring back in with you, which still would be at least 3 vials of testosterone. It and even a number of other anabolics are still prescribed in the US, so it is importable legally.

The 90 day supply thing only applies to basic Rx drugs (like Viagra), not controlled/scheduled drugs. You can't import ANY amount of AAS (schedule III) legally, even with a prescription. Why do you think guys on TRT still have to pick up their gear from a US pharmacy, and can't order Schering or Aburaihans from overseas?

 

[Gator 87]

It's pretty simple. Stuff the vials of test inside a big chunk of meat. Unless you can't bring meat back with you.

ROFL!!!! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Why??????

 

[EasyEJL]

The 90 day supply thing only applies to basic Rx drugs (like Viagra), not controlled/scheduled drugs. You can't import ANY amount of AAS (schedule III) legally, even with a prescription. Why do you think guys on TRT still have to pick up their gear from a US pharmacy, and can't order Schering or Aburaihans from overseas?

If I buy viagra I still have to pick it up from a US pharmacy legally too. The only distinction with scheduled drugs really is reporting, both the doctor + the pharmacy have reporting they have to do on scheduled drugs.

 

[BigBlackGuy]

ROFL!!!! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Why??????

They use dogs to search for the drugs. If you stuff the vial into a turkey, you can say that the dogs are clearly going for the turkey. The only thing the trainers know is that the dogs are going for something. WHAT they are going for is the question.

Edit: This is all under the assumption the meat itself isn't suspicious. "Sir, why do you have 8 lbs. of rump roast in your luggage?" In which case, you BETTER look like a 300 lb. monster or people are not going to believe the next words out of your mouth. haha

 

[AE14]

Just as an aside, the issue is not cossing back into the US. That was not amanor concern as when I traveled they never checked anythng. Needless to say I had nothing as well. My concern is the legtimacy pf what you are buying. Where I wasthere were sales everywhere but I was concerned with it's authenicity.

 

[BigBlackGuy]

Just as an aside, the issue is not cossing back into the US. That was not amanor concern as when I traveled they never checked anythng. Needless to say I had nothing as well. My concern is the legtimacy pf what you are buying. Where I wasthere were sales everywhere but I was concerned with it's authenicity.

Which brings us back to the question, why not just buy from a domestic site?

 

[MikeGfilms]

I dont have a domestic site, the one i use is overseas.

 

[Gator 87]

They use dogs to search for the drugs. If you stuff the vial into a turkey, you can say that the dogs are clearly going for the turkey. The only thing the trainers know is that the dogs are going for something. WHAT they are going for is the question.

Edit: This is all under the assumption the meat itself isn't suspicious. "Sir, why do you have 8 lbs. of rump roast in your luggage?" In which case, you BETTER look like a 300 lb. monster or people are not going to believe the next words out of your mouth. haha

Dogs CANNOT sniff out AAS. They are only trained to sniff out rec drugs.
So by stuffing your gear into a turkey, you are:
a) going to attract needless attention
b) going to get your meat and gear confiscated, as you cannot import meat or dairy products, etc (disease risk).
c) going to get laughed at by the customs agents when they find your "cleverly" hidden gear.

 

[Jasen]

Dogs CANNOT sniff out AAS. They are only trained to sniff out rec drugs.
So by stuffing your gear into a turkey, you are:
a) going to attract needless attention
b) going to get your meat and gear confiscated, as you cannot import meat or dairy products, etc (disease risk).
c) going to get laughed at by the customs agents when they find your "cleverly" hidden gear.

I was waiting for someone lol

 

[HATEFULone]

If you are serious about training and keeping your gains, then wait until after the cruise to do your aas cycle, beforehand use something like turinabol or androhard to get "swole for the ladies" and make sure you are atleast a month past pct before the cruise. and I'll echo the don't buy gear from anyone in Mexico, unless you go to a pharmacy you will get snake oil, literally.