Horny For Goat Weed: The Ultimate Anabolic
Synergy is the term used to describe when two or more components come together to create a result greater than their individual contributions.
Sinner-G is the term used to describe when two or more components come together to create a result so great, you will want to have sex with goats.
Horny For Goat Weed is the later of these to homophones: Sinner-G.
Horny For Goat Weed Combines 3 key ingredients for the ultimate sinner-jizz-tic effect.
Icariin Most supplement companies use epimedium extract standardized for 10% or 20% icariin. Some even use 50%. We said "F*ck It, let's use 900%". That's right, we've atomically modified the Icariin molecules using anti-matter to compress it's overall molecular size to 9x smaller. What does this mean? Not only More Icariin, but because of it's incredibly small size, absorption is increased 18-fold!
Goat Semen
The next ingredient we decided to use is actual Goat Semen. Goat Semen is not only a great source of essential muscle-building amino acids, but it also contains the Jackase enzyme, which is resposible for converting the already anabolic testosterone to the ever potent Ponysterone, which is 12x more anabolic than methyltrienolone, without any liver toxicity.
Smilax Officiallis I'm not gonna lie, this serves absolutely no purpose in our formulation, we just have a sh*t load of it left over from back in the day, and we're trying to get rid of it.
So now you can sit there at the status quo, curling a 65lbs barbell at the squat rack, or you can get yourself some Horny For Goat Weed and make Ronnie look like a little schoolgirl by 5 o'clock next Tuesday.
Note: May cause sexual attraction to farm animals, and a new found appreciation for "My Little Pony".
at: Thats what I meant. I stand corrected. Pfff, horse semen. Lol, I'm such a n00b. Good thing too, this stuff is WAY easier to swallow.
