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  1. lol.

    Yeah, I was only kidding with the 'prick' comment, Jas. Well, you are a prick, but the manner was joking.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    lol.

    Yeah, I was only kidding with the 'prick' comment, Jas. Well, you are a prick, but the manner was joking.
    Well, damnit don't throw an "On a serious note" in there. I almost pulled out the big guns as I had a brutal retort planned, but I'll save that for a rainy day.

    Alex, veteran my ass. You're good at a few lifts that don't reflect true strength at all like DL and squat. And let's face it, Mullet and I have put up videos to prove some lifting ability, but you may just be pulling a BJ on us. Impressive lifts, but never competed? Conveniently timed injury? Never getting pvssy? () Watching MSSS? Something seems fishy.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Well, damnit don't throw an "On a serious note" in there. I almost pulled out the big guns as I had a brutal retort planned, but I'll save that for a rainy day.

    Alex, veteran my ass. You're good at a few lifts that don't reflect true strength at all like DL and squat. And let's face it, Mullet and I have put up videos to prove some lifting ability, but you may just be pulling a BJ on us. Impressive lifts, but never competed? Conveniently timed injury? Never getting pvssy? () Watching MSSS? Something seems fishy.
    I'll keep that in mind. Remember, we have a video of somebody calling you 'BigDogg'. That's a few retorts worth of fodder on its own. Plus, I know everything you have to say against me.

    Quote Originally Posted by jas123
    At least I'm not an insect-looking, pretentious college kid in a 12 year old's body. You think you're smart and blah blah. You try to mentally bully people and blah blah. You're arrogant and your girl's really not as hot as you think she is =and blah blah. You're better than me in everything and the only thing I have to hold over you is our size. So I harp on that and blah blah. I think I'm a 'quick-witted' straight shooter who gets right to the point with 'hard-hitting' one-liners and blah blah. Nobody actually cares about my opinions of them and blah blah
    If it was anything along those lines, save it, I've already heard it and can definitely say it better than you. Stick to numbers, Big Dogg!.



    (this is where you convince me it's none of the above and it was extremely 'brutal' and 'hard-hitting)

  4. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Well, damnit don't throw an "On a serious note" in there. I almost pulled out the big guns as I had a brutal retort planned, but I'll save that for a rainy day.

    Alex, veteran my ass. You're good at a few lifts that don't reflect true strength at all like DL and squat. And let's face it, Mullet and I have put up videos to prove some lifting ability, but you may just be pulling a BJ on us. Impressive lifts, but never competed? Conveniently timed injury? Never getting pvssy? () Watching MSSS? Something seems fishy.
    Nicely done. You're absolutely right. We've seen you do quite a bit and you've seen me do nothing and Mullet do just one rack pull. Currently I could only show you my kangaroo one legged pogo'ing skills. Maybe some concentration curls with 35's, I'm nasty. I promise you plenty of vids once I heal up and get me strength back. I would like to hear the brutal material you had prepared?

  5. Haha, excellent. I'm a sucker for the original post edit gag.

    Although, if I wanted to go all psycho-analysis like you do to people, I'd say that you were trying to diffuse the situation by making fun of yourself before others had a chance to.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I'll keep that in mind. Remember, we have a video of somebody calling you 'BigDogg'. That's a few retorts worth of fodder on its own. Plus, I know everything you have to say against me.



    If it was anything along those lines, save it, I've already heard it and can definitely say it better than you. Stick to numbers, Big Dogg!.



    (this is where you convince me it's none of the above and it was extremely 'brutal' and 'hard-hitting)
    Damn, are you ****in Nostradamus? That's accurate as hell, kinda scary.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Haha, excellent. I'm a sucker for the original post edit gag.

    Although, if I wanted to go all psycho-analysis like you do to people, I'd say that you were trying to diffuse the situation by making fun of yourself before others had a chance to.
    To be a prick, it would be 'psycho-analytical'.

    But, no, that's just what you'd say. From what I've seen you go for the 'gut' right away to protect yourself; go too far before anybody else can get there kind of thing.

    Plus, you aren't exactly Billy Shakespeare with the creative juices over here. I've read Calc., texts with more imagination than you

  8. Jas, where are your Lawler KO shots at, you're looking rather Tate Fletcheresque right now. Do you guys remember watching Mike Nichols vs Tate Fletcher? Damn was that a pathetic display of athleticism.

  9. lol..Mike Nichols.

    Isn't that just a punch line on its own?

    "Two guys walk into the bar....

    ....Mike Nichols"

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    To be a prick, it would be 'psycho-analytical'.

    But, no, that's just what you'd say. From what I've seen you go for the 'gut' right away to protect yourself; go too far before anybody else can get there kind of thing.

    Plus, you aren't exactly Billy Shakespeare with the creative juices over here. I've read Calc., texts with more imagination than you
    No sh*t. The guy steals my material and then uses it against me when he can sense some pathetic retards will laugh at it. He thought his "Don't go all Benoit on us" joke was Chappelle show worthy

  11. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Damn, are you ****in Nostradamus? That's accurate as hell, kinda scary.
    Yes, he edited a post of mine from when I called him a pretentious prick. The parts that were mine still make me laugh, actually.

    I believe it's "can get their kind of thing", Mullet, and I have no idea what that means. Maybe put it in numbers for me.

    I like how Alex is just sitting here trying to stir up sh!t.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post

    I believe it's "can get their kind of thing", Mullet, and I have no idea what that means. Maybe put it in numbers for me.
    No, I was talking about a figurative place. Nobody can get there kind of thing.

    Anybody else see the irony in him trying to correct me and being wrong, then making a jab at his bad language skills?


  13. Oh, he just added the part about his crank-addict gf? I didn't remember you saying all that, maybe you're not as soft and sweet as I thought. Stirring sh*t up? I just want us all to be friends, and for you two to destroy each other and have me come out as the good guy. Is that too much to ask?

  14. I didn't really quote that from an actual post. That's just all the tired sh!t he'd use; the dude isn't ****ing Phllip K. D i c k, whipping out conceptual novels off the top of his head.

    Pretty easy to telegraph.

  15. Here's what I want to know. Jas, what the **** do you look at on this damn website? You'll be on here for hours and never respond to sh*t. This is the most you've posted in months. Seriously, wtf do you look at?

  16. I'd rather know how TheGimp's thread got locked? That's the first time a Mod has actually come into our forum. Unless it was size.

  17. I thought I forwarded that info to you, but I guess it didn't really explain WHY. Mouth was jabbing at you with a pic of a teabag and something else, saying, well you know. Then the other got locked because he was telling the mod to lighten up and apparently the mod did not like that.

  18. No, no. I meant which Mod did it. We've used each other's real names, posted pictures of girls without their permission, used racial and homophobic slurs, and otherwise broken pretty much every other rule AM.com has to offer in that forum and nothing ever happens. It's obscure as this thread.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    lol..Mike Nichols.

    Isn't that just a punch line on its own?

    "Two guys walk into the bar....

    ....Mike Nichols"
    Nobody laughs at Mike "Hot" Nichols. He's all tatted up dude, he could **** anybody up.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    No, I was talking about a figurative place. Nobody can get there kind of thing.

    Anybody else see the irony in him trying to correct me and being wrong, then making a jab at his bad language skills?

    Make your posts make more sense. Pretty weak analysis, but I know you'll respond with some sort of you aren't on my level sort of thing. You definitely took some of those phrases directly from old posts of mine. My sh!t is memorable, what can I say.

    I don't look at anything, Alex, just leave a window open while I work on other stuff. Occassionally refresh when I get bored.

  21. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    No, no. I meant which Mod did it. We've used each other's real names, posted pictures of girls without their permission, used racial and homophobic slurs, and otherwise broken pretty much every other rule AM.com has to offer in that forum and nothing ever happens. It's obscure as this thread.
    Oh right. Maybe the mod was just offended by his personality/avatar?

  22. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Make your posts make more sense. Pretty weak analysis, but I know you'll respond with some sort of you aren't on my level sort of thing. You definitely took some of those phrases directly from old posts of mine. My sh!t is memorable, what can I say.

    I don't look at anything, Alex, just leave a window open while I work on other stuff. Occassionally refresh when I get bored.
    Huh?

    I said that you intentionally go too far when we play around with each other to protect your ego, you d!ck..lol. Which is what you do, learn how to read.

    Don't flatter yourself either. I don't even remember what thread that was in, and the only things you said for sure was '12 year old's body' and 'pretentious'.

    Now, my Mouth's Vertigo comment, that's memorable.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Make your posts make more sense. Pretty weak analysis, but I know you'll respond with some sort of you aren't on my level sort of thing. You definitely took some of those phrases directly from old posts of mine. My sh!t is memorable, what can I say.

    I don't look at anything, Alex, just leave a window open while I work on other stuff. Occassionally refresh when I get bored.
    I was a bit confused by that post too. Oh, I thought you were busy studying Tripdog or AsianBabe's posts

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Huh?

    I said that you intentionally go too far when we play around with each other to protect your ego, you d!ck..lol. Which is what you do, learn how to read.

    Don't flatter yourself either. I don't even remember what thread that was in, and the only things you said for sure was '12 year old's body' and 'pretentious'.

    Now, my Mouth's Vertigo comment, that's memorable.
    The Abominable Snowman was better, IMO. Extremely accurate and far more insulting.

  25. Alex, that was pretty funny. I'm good at that sort of thing.

    See, this whole 'insect' thing doesn't bother me because it's so weak. Really reaching.

    I look way more like a bird. Sort of big nose and a pointy face. ****, I have sort of red hair too. Don't you guys ever watch South Park?

    Way better things than the brutal insect slice.
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