Some Mike Tyson quotes for you

[Iron Warrior]

Here some that stand out to me.

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

On Lennox Lewis

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

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[custom]

:lol:

 

[custom]

That's it...this is going in my next product write fo' sure!

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm

 

[DieTrying]

A very small part of me feels sorry for him. I think he will probably end up taking his own life in the near future.

 

[custom]

I am honestly surprised it has not already happened.

 

[SJA]

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
















Mace will do that to a person

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[TheCrownedOne]

A very small part of me feels sorry for him. I think he will probably end up taking his own life in the near future.

I said something to this effect in the thread where we were talking about his losing his last fight so bad. I really believe this may happen, and it worries me to know it and not be able to do anything about it. He's just crazy enough to do it and God knows what else beforehand.

 

[Zero Tolerance]

Yeah, I feel bad for him too. I used to cheer/route for him in all his matches. I was a Tyson fan.. I don't think he's "all there" in his head. I think he also followed a lot of bad direction.. I hope he ends-up okay...

 

[bigcity]

I love the gyu, he makes me feel better about myslef

 

[Rictor33]

i still root for iron mike, man back in the day he really was exciting... kinda sucks for him that the only guy who cared for his welfare died early in his career (cus d'amato) then slimeballs like don king and bob arum exploited him and really turned him into an animal.

 

[SOWarrior]

Does anyone know if he has ever used AAS?

 

[MarcusG]

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.�

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Tyson never used AAS, he doesn't need them.
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[pistonpump]

On His Wife

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

On His Childhood

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

:toofunny: :lol: :icon_lol:

 

[pistonpump]

no one ever looked at him for the person he was, just his ability to pound somebody's lights out. dont you think you would feel like an animal too. people only want him to be violent and violence is the only thing that made him anybody so his persona is all ****t.

 

[CHAPS]

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

That's what i'm gunna say next time i get in a bar fight, lol. Scare the guy away before it even starts, LMAO. Ya Tyson is a nutcase, considering that's how crazy he is to begin with then he takes cheque drops, it's no wonder he bit of holyfield's ear, lol.

 

[Jayhawkk]

Media and fans created the monster that they talk **** about now.

 

[pistonpump]

Media and fans created the monster that they talk **** about now.

exactly my point!

 

[Iron Warrior]

Suffice it to say that Tyson is one crazy and entertaining freak LOL. But for him to act like a victim is cowardly IMO because no one forced him to rape or beat others. He had a vicious criminal record prior to being the Champ so this wouldn't all that uncommon for most people headed down the same path as Mike Tyson.

 

[Jayhawkk]

He was raised this way from what i've read.

 

[Iron Warrior]

He was raised this way from what i've read.

Yeah, not an ideal environment. I can't imagine what that would be like since I was raised by reasonable parents who supported me, cared for me, and paid my way through college. Then again people raised like me usually don't end up becoming the heavyweight champion of the world at age 21 LOL.

 

[jmh80]

My fav:
"I'll just fade into Bolivan."

 

[jmh80]

Double post...

 

[SHADOW2492]

I heard he was arrested 35 times before he turned 13. at least he claimed so in a FHM interview if I remember correctly.

 

[Iron Warrior]

Some more Iron Mike for you

On Holyfield

"This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."

On Tyrell Biggs

"Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"

"He was screaming like my wife."

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

On Prison

"You have to understand, Frank Bruno would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. Oliver McCall would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. A lot of these guys would not have been champion. Michael Moorer would not have been champion. Those guys would not have been champion if I had been around. They would have had no legacy. None of those guys would have had a legacy."

"I would have been in shape. I would have been active. Holyfield, those guys wouldn't have been champion when I was around, but I went away for four or five years inactive and that made them competitive for a time."

"But you really have to look at the science of the situation. You guys come here to talk and report but you don't actually look at the facts of what this business is all about. The best thing that happened to those guys and they should stand on their mother's shoulders and kiss my ass because I went to prison or they would not be existing right now. They'd be a flash in the pan and would have made some money and opened up a restaurant or bar somewhere where they live at."

On Boxing

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

On The Media

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"People [are] going to say what they say. It has to be for a reason. It's just for a reason. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. I ask this lady a lewd question because I'm in a lot of pain too. I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. And Lewis, I'm trying to give some of that pain to ya'll."

"You gentlemen have no idea what it's like to be myself, no idea what it's like. I'm not interested in being humiliated anymore."

"Sometimes you guys have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

On Himself

"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my **** sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way."

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get [oral sex] without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."

 

[anabolicrhino]

I never really respected Tyson as a champion, only because the heavyweight division was such a mess during his stay at the top. He beat light-heavy weight Michael Spinks for the title, It looked like Spinks **** himself even before the first punch.

Then, he went through the **** machine- Robbing Givens totally set him up. The Buster Douglas fiasco was like a barnstorming tour of Japanese whore houses. If you look close in the corner during the fight his trainer is using a water filler condom to relieve his facial swelling! The rape trial was a he said sex, she said rape. Which very rarely results in jail time. All this **** made him seem very human and very vulnerable which is rare for any athlete or public figure. Tysons last few fights were not boxing events as much as public meltdowns and I enjoyed every lurid moment-Thanks Mike!