Is he in there? (Boy Nods Yes) POW POW POW POW POW! If he's still in there HE AIN'T HAPPY!
I also love this one, I use it from time to time or sometimes just the front or back half of it.
"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."