Cream sauce (no homo)

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I was looking for some type of recipe for a white/cream sauce to put over things like scallops, fish, etc. Anyone know of a good tasty one that is tried and true. Nothing with a ton of fast, carbs. I found this one and might try it tonite.

8oz Fat free cream cheese
2C Fat free/skim milk
2Tbsp butter spray/butter substitute
1/2C Low fat Parmesan cheese
pinch of nutmeg
1tbsp garlic

**saute some onions/mushrooms to throw in also.

Mix all together and cook on low heat for 10-15 min. Serve.
 
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What is, "no homo"?
 
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What is, "no homo"?
Lol. That **** made me laugh. Let me show you how it works. If youre going to say something that sounds gay, you say "no homo" just to clarify. Example - Sausages are tasty, NO HOMO.
 
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Lol. That **** made me laugh. Let me show you how it works. If youre going to say something that sounds gay, you say "no homo" just to clarify. Example - Sausages are tasty, NO HOMO.
Wow. I am not sure what bothers me more about that: the presumptive notion that we would automatically assume his orientation based on a recipe, or that people are that homophobic they need to create a catchphrase to ensure others do not think they are gay. Wow.


One more time. Wow.
 
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Wow. I am not sure what bothers me more about that: the presumptive notion that we would automatically assume his orientation based on a recipe, or that people are that homophobic they need to create a catchphrase to ensure others do not think they are gay. Wow.


One more time. Wow.
just clarifying. As soon as u dont put "no homo", u will get some sapsucker saying something like....

"ive got a cream sauce right here...homemade"......ya know, that kind of s***
 

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just clarifying. As soon as u dont put "no homo", u will get some sapsucker saying something like....

"ive got a cream sauce right here...homemade"......ya know, that kind of s***

lol, you gotta protect yourself from the immature bastards out there.
 
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just clarifying. As soon as u dont put "no homo", u will get some sapsucker saying something like....

"ive got a cream sauce right here...homemade"......ya know, that kind of s***
I'm not going to lie, but when you put 'cream sauce' a homosexual remark was not on my mind.
 
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If you want something that taste like white pizza try:
1/2 cup cottage cheese (preferably whipped)
1 tablespoon olive oil
Butter spray to taste
Italian Seasoning ~ 1/2 tablespoon
1 slenda packet
Cooked Onion mushrooms and cooked sliced tomatoes.
Mix that up and eat with whatever you want
 
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If you want something that taste like white pizza try:
1/2 cup cottage cheese (preferably whipped)
1 tablespoon olive oil
Butter spray to taste
Italian Seasoning ~ 1/2 tablespoon
1 slenda packet
Cooked Onion mushrooms and cooked sliced tomatoes.
Mix that up and eat with whatever you want
all over it. that sounds perfect. When u say cooked onion mushrooms, and cooked sliced tomatoes......are u saying, saute a little onions, a little bit of mushrooms and some tomatoes all together?

thanks
 
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Wow. I am not sure what bothers me more about that: the presumptive notion that we would automatically assume his orientation based on a recipe, or that people are that homophobic they need to create a catchphrase to ensure others do not think they are gay. Wow.


One more time. Wow.
Relax, its just a little internet forum trend. I know its stupid, but there's really no reason to be offended.
 
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Wow. I am not sure what bothers me more about that: the presumptive notion that we would automatically assume his orientation based on a recipe, or that people are that homophobic they need to create a catchphrase to ensure others do not think they are gay. Wow.


One more time. Wow.

It's a Misc. thing at BB.com.

It's hilarious.

You get stuff like "wow - nice biceps Jmh80. No homo. You are really good looking. No homo."
(True post)
 
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BRB giving Curt some of my sauce.
No homo.
 
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Relax, its just a little internet forum trend. I know its stupid, but there's really no reason to be offended.
I wasn't offended, just momentarily stunned. How much internet forums resemble Grade 8 boy's locker rooms just 're-shocks' me every now and then.
 
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It's a Misc. thing at BB.com.

It's hilarious.

You get stuff like "wow - nice biceps Jmh80. No homo. You are really good looking. No homo."
(True post)
**** me. If this is humor now, we're in the **** deeper than I thought.
 
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I wasn't offended, just momentarily stunned. How much internet forums resemble Grade 8 boy's locker rooms just 're-shocks' me every now and then.
Haha very true. You shouldve said "no homo" after "Grade 8 boys locker rooms." :rofl: Jk man.
 
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MulletSoldier, I think you're really cute and you have a great body and I would love to oil you up and kiss you all over (no homo).
 
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all over it. that sounds perfect. When u say cooked onion mushrooms, and cooked sliced tomatoes......are u saying, saute a little onions, a little bit of mushrooms and some tomatoes all together?

thanks
Usually i throw the onion ands mushrooms in with some hamburger meat and cook it all together then throw sliced tomatoes in with it all for like 2 minutes top and then and it to the sauce/dressing and dump a bag of greens on top of it.
 

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MulletSoldier, I think you're really cute and you have a great body and I would love to oil you up and kiss you all over (no homo).


x2. no homo, of course.
 

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I'm starting to like where this thread is going....and that's totally ok. :)
 

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I wasn't offended, just momentarily stunned. How much internet forums resemble Grade 8 boy's locker rooms just 're-shocks' me every now and then.

If you let me see yours, I'll let you see mine.
 
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MulletSoldier, I think you're really cute and you have a great body and I would love to oil you up and kiss you all over (no homo).
Ok. Let's have a homosexual encounter. Thanks.
 
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I haven't been around for almost a week..and the first thread i read when i come back is this one. Oh how i've missed you guys (no homo)
 
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sometimes u gotto go hard!!yet keep it low carb

Shrimp with Tomato Cream Sauce Ingredients:

12 oz shrimp, peeled, deveined, uncooked

1 t oregano

2 T butter

1 med chopped tomato

1/2 c heavy cream

1/2 cup cheddar cheese

Melt butter with garlic and oregano 1 min.

Add shrimp and tomato and saute few minutes just until shrimp is pink.

Stir in cream, then shredded cheddar and heat until cheese melts

Serves 2 at 7 carb (6 NET carbs)
 
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sometimes u gotto go hard!!yet keep it low carb

Shrimp with Tomato Cream Sauce Ingredients:

12 oz shrimp, peeled, deveined, uncooked

1 t oregano

2 T butter

1 med chopped tomato

1/2 c heavy cream

1/2 cup cheddar cheese

Melt butter with garlic and oregano 1 min.

Add shrimp and tomato and saute few minutes just until shrimp is pink.

Stir in cream, then shredded cheddar and heat until cheese melts

Serves 2 at 7 carb (6 NET carbs)
yea...that pretty much is carb-free. That might have a total of 1 carb. Yum (no homo)
 
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yea...that pretty much is carb-free. That might have a total of 1 carb. Yum (no homo)
hahahaha im glad... cuz if it was yes homo.... it would have been qweer bashing time :hammer:

not that there is anything wrong with being gay
 
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sometimes u gotto go hard!!yet keep it low carb

Shrimp with Tomato Cream Sauce Ingredients:

12 oz shrimp, peeled, deveined, uncooked

1 t oregano

2 T butter

1 med chopped tomato

1/2 c heavy cream

1/2 cup cheddar cheese

Melt butter with garlic and oregano 1 min.

Add shrimp and tomato and saute few minutes just until shrimp is pink.

Stir in cream, then shredded cheddar and heat until cheese melts

Serves 2 at 7 carb (6 NET carbs)

dream is gay! (no homo)
 
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p.s. i actually have no idea where this came from cause my buddies, who have never touched a weight in their life and also have most definitely not ever read anything about it either, started saying this a while ago. So i'm quite baffled at who started this phenomenon
 
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Another great way to make a cream sauce is to saute whatever you're gonna make (onions, garlic, chicken...) in a pan and then leave the grease in the pan. Add some heavy cream to the pan drippings and cook that down. Instant cream sauce.

Maybe homo, maybe no.
 
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Another great way to make a cream sauce is to saute whatever you're gonna make (onions, garlic, chicken...) in a pan and then leave the grease in the pan. Add some heavy cream to the pan drippings and cook that down. Instant cream sauce.

Maybe homo, maybe no.
damnit captain, this is a bodybuilding site.......not mario molto.
 

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Another great way to make a cream sauce is to saute whatever you're gonna make (onions, garlic, chicken...) in a pan and then leave the grease in the pan. Add some heavy cream to the pan drippings and cook that down. Instant cream sauce.

Maybe homo, maybe no.


Keeping it ambiguous. What a tease. Nice. :woohoo:
 
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I just stopped in to comment on that funny ****, 'no homo' lol!
 
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Arizona That made me laugh like no other.
 

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your gay. no homo.

**** me. If this is humor now, we're in the **** deeper than I thought.

If this kind of talk frustrates you where do you work? In all the construction sites and kitchens I have been the talk is 1000x worse than this and its the only talk around. Its the **** guys say. Are you some kind of receptionist or something? Do you teach ballroom dancing? Did you put your tampon in before you came to the forums? Did you use the max flow? You are being pretty gay. No homo.
 
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If this kind of talk frustrates you where do you work? In all the construction sites and kitchens I have been the talk is 1000x worse than this and its the only talk around. Its the **** guys say. Are you some kind of receptionist or something? Do you teach ballroom dancing? Did you put your tampon in before you came to the forums? Did you use the max flow? You are being pretty gay. No homo.
depwned, did you remember to tie weights to your feet today so you don't blow away when you venture outdoors? (no homo)
 

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If this kind of talk frustrates you where do you work? In all the construction sites and kitchens I have been the talk is 1000x worse than this and its the only talk around. Its the **** guys say. Are you some kind of receptionist or something? Do you teach ballroom dancing? Did you put your tampon in before you came to the forums? Did you use the max flow? You are being pretty gay. No homo.


I just pee'd in my pants.
 
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I think it started with the Dipset crew, i.e. rappers Juelz Santana and Cam'ron. They'd say **** like, "Ayo, I never claimed to be hard, tough, no homo, gangsta none of the above", which is coincidentally a double negative and I believe Cam'ron is subtly hinting that he is, indeed, a homo.

Homo ^
 

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I call out individuals at my office who sometimes use double negatives. It pisses them off. LOL.
 
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Wow. I am not sure what bothers me more about that: the presumptive notion that we would automatically assume his orientation based on a recipe, or that people are that homophobic they need to create a catchphrase to ensure others do not think they are gay. Wow.


One more time. Wow.
ditto - but then again - look at the avi
 
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I just had to read this thread again. It gives me the biggest grins!:D
 

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