OK...Who am I kidding?
But, if you have to indulge, these are pretty damn good:
2 rolls of Pillsbury (or generic) buttermilk biscuits.
10 packets of Splenda
Cinnamon, to taste
Sugar Free maple syrup.
I just used 50/50 Enova and Canola oil, about 2 cups (around 1 inch deep in the pan you use.
Bring oil to boil. Open biscuits and push a hole through them while dropping them into the oil. They take around 10-15 seconds each side, then pull them out and put them onto a plate with a paper towel. Combine Splenda and Cinnamon sugar dry or with Sugar Free Syrup (to simulate maple glaze), then sprinkle over the still hot donuts.
Enjoy. About 3 of them satisfies even the most intense desire to cheat.
Again, not SUPER healthy, but better than regular donuts.
Next: Healthier Homemade Pretzels